Wander over Yonder Season 3-45

"Wander asked her the question. Dominator said yes without hesitation."

So read headlines on magazines like 'Galactic Gossiper', one of the first publications to report on Wander and Dominator's engagement. Other publications followed and of course WanDom Watch reported on it as well.

Even if not for the extensive, widespread publicity, Hater's Watchdogs would still be in the know thanks to invitations from Wander and Dominator announcing their wedding. All Watchdogs were invited including Perry, Larry, Barry, Gary, Jerry, Harry, Kerry, and even Sebastian and all Watchdogs were very much looking forwards to attending.

Commander Peepers and Lord Hater received invitations as well.

"Watchdogs!" Peepers calls out to Hater's armies during a rally. "We have been invited to a momentous occasion. Wander and Dominator are officially tying the knot."

Cheering and sounds of approval erupt from Hater's villainous ranks.

"Watchdogs!" Hater shouts standing besides Commander Peepers. "We cannot let this happen! Wander and Dominator must NOT get married or else they'll become more powerful than anyone could ever imagine! We soundly reject this invitation" he announces to booing and sounds of disapproval but Hater proves stubborn. "Better yet, we are going to attack! We are going to attack and stop this wedding from happening! Yes!"

"No!", "We wanna attend the wedding", "Just this once, let's take it easy", "I don't wanna attack" were among the protests from the Watchdogs.

"Sir, I do believe the Watchdogs wish to attend this wedding" Peepers says calmly.

"I don't care what they want!" Hater shouts angrily. "I want to stop it! I want to derail that stupid little ceremony and destroy Wander and Dominator once and for all!"

Hater's loud declaration was drowned out by the loud objections from his Watchdog armies.

"Sir, I think it would be great for morale if you, just this once, let your armies have a little off time" Peepers reasons. "When's the last time they've had any time off?"

"I don't care!" Hater exclaims. "This wedding isn't waiting for us to be done with time off! We attack now!"

"Boo!", "Total downer", "Talk about no-fun", "Hate's lame, worst villain!" the Watchdogs began to jeer.

"Sir, think of the benefits to Wander and Dominator marrying and starting a family" Peepers reasons further. "They'll never interfere with our plans again!" he says as he hears Hater grinding his teeth.

"No! No no NO!" Hater objects. "I'm the boss! I call the shots! This is my ship! You all follow my orders! And I say we are crashing this wedding! We are crashing it or my name isn't- what the!?"

A collective gasp fills the giant rally room. Hater's hands are bound behind his back by none other than Peepers himself.

"Sir, please understand that I'm doing this for all our sakes" Peepers says sounding very apologetic.

"Peepers, is this treason!?" Hater demands to know.

"Let's not call it that, sir. Let's just call this a gentle and temporary coup" Peepers says.

Hater is thrown into a jail cell in the Skull Ship.

"Fellow Watchdogs" Peepers begins to address Hater's armies. "We are starting operation 'WanDom Wedding'. We are going to make sure Wander and Dominator have THE best wedding ceremony in the history of this galaxy!"

Cheers erupt in the rally room before all began to plan.

"We should bring gifts to this wedding!", "I'm gifting the newlyweds a 'his and hers' bath towel set", "'his and hers' slippers set too", "Baby gifts! Dominator's expecting so we need baby gifts too!", "A baby crib. Babies need their sleep", "We should take food also. I'm taking those little pizza bagel things", "Oh, those are so good!", "I'm taking mango tea", "Guys, how's about enchiladas?"

"ENCHILADAS!" all Watchdogs exclaim in unison.

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THE WEDDING

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Construction on the town the Leisurians were building on Gardenia had made excellent progress. It also had finally been given a name: Leisure Gardens, a name Sylvia, Wander, Dominator, and the Dombots immediately approved of.

Situated right by one of Gardenia's many pristine oceans, Leisure Gardens hugged beaches filled with crystal-clear waters. Brand new buildings and structures filled Leisure Gardens with some looking like castles while holding grand stadiums and sports fields within. Others held massive aquariums, a number even extended out to shallow waters of the beaches. Many provided luxurious rooms for curious tourists, a great deal provided for the finest of dining experiences. Crafted by the finest of architects, all helped make Leisure Gardens one of the best places in the galaxy to live in or visit.

With invitations in hand, Peepers and the other Watchdogs were taking in the sights and sounds Leisure Gardens had to offer. Guiding this group through town was Beeza herself, mayor of Leisure Gardens.

"It is my greatest honor to welcome you all to our humble resort town, 'Leisure Gardens'" Beeza says.

"Not sure I'd call it humble" Peepers mutters to himself.

"So this is where Dominator's been living, huh?" a Watchdog asks. "I'd mellow out too if I lived somewhere like this... Are those folks over there windsurfing!?" he asks looking out to the beach. "I gotta get me some of that!"

"Ponies!" another Watchdog lets out spotting Citrus and Blossom being tended to by some Leisurians.

"Those aren't ponies" Peepers corrects.

"Whatever, can we ride those horses?"

"Of course you can" Beeza answers, "assuming Citrus and Blossom will allow it.

"Not until AFTER wedding preparations!" Peepers stresses. "We have a mission to accomplish. A wedding doesn't just throw itself."

"Oh, you mustn't trouble yourself. A number of Leisurians are hard at work on that as we speak" Beeza says.

"Please, we insist on lending a hand" Peepers reiterates.

"Well... Okay. I suppose it can't hurt to get a bit of assistance" Beeza says coming close to objecting again.

Legions of Watchdogs marched throughout Leisure Gardens gathering supplies for a fantastic wedding ceremony: tables and chairs were rented, vases of flowers were acquired, construction material for the wedding altar was purchased, ice statues of Wander and Dominator were busily being carved up, the wedding cake was baking.

Commander Peepers was supervising a number of Watchdogs while reading a book titled 'Wedding Officiating for Dummies'. After some toiling away, the Watchdogs had earned themselves some vacationing that was long overdue. Crowding the beaches of Leisure Gardens, some Watchdogs enjoyed ice cream, others began building sand castles, some were surfing the waves of the pristine beaches, others were having a beach volleyball tournament.

"Fantastic work so far, Watchdogs! You earned yourselves a break. So fellas, how's the beach treating you all?" Peepers asks and he's answered with overwhelming sounds of approval:

"Warm sand, cool waves, refreshing breeze!", "This is the best!", "We've been needing this for the longest time", "We'd never get this with Hater" was among the positive reception received by Peepers.

"Excellent to hear. Now get back to rest and relaxation, soldiers!"

"Yes sir!"

Peepers stabs the sand with an umbrella and deploys a lounging chair. He sits and stretches out along his chair struggling to recall the last time Hater had allowed him some rest and relaxation as well.

"Hello Mr. Peepers!" Wander greets suddenly moments after Peepers gets in more reading.

"Gaaaaah!" Peepers lets out scared out of his chair.

"Oops! Sorry, didn't mean to scare ya there Mr. Peepers" Wander apologizes. "Today's just a very, very special day for me!"

"Oh, don't worry about it" Peepers says looking forwards to Wander being too married to ever distract Hater again. "I'm as happy as you are about your special day!"

"Was hoping to say hi to Hatey but I'm not seeing him anywhere" Wander says looking around.

"Oooh, he's away getting things for the ceremony. He's super stoked for this wedding as well" Peepers lies. "Anyways, anything more we can do to help ready things for the big, big day?"

"Ooh, you're a guest. You shouldn't have to worry about that" Wander says modestly.

"Too late! We're already busy helping" Peepers insists. "N-never hurts to help, right?"

Wander's eyes widen and fill with delight. "That's right! Never hurts to help! Thank you so much!" he lets out pulling Peepers into a powerful hug.

"S-sure" Peepers strained against the hug.

Meanwhile, inside the Skull Ship which sat stationed not too far away from the altar, Hater sat in a jail cell grimacing at a television tuned to a channel scheduled to show the wedding ceremony. This didn't last long before he shifted his view towards a pair of special bracelets Peepers had forced on his humeri that seemed to suppress his powers. Hater bit and slammed and clawed at these bracelets but they refused to come off. In a corner of the jail cell, a doggy dish was left for him and, displaying a modicum of mercy or copious carelessness, his Watchdogs had left him with his cell phone.

A phone call later, a loud crash is heard and felt impacting the Skull Ship. Stumbling into the Skull Ship through the impact site was none other than Brad Starlight armed with a simple sword.

"Hater, I'm here! Where are you?" Brad shouts before his phone rings.

"The jail cells where I told you!" Hater shouts. "...Where are you!?"

"The kitchen" Brad answers.

"The kitchen!?"

"Yes. You promised me food, figured I'd help myself... Hey, your kitchen's completely empty!" Brad complains.

"The Watchdogs probably emptied it preparing for the wedding" Hater speculates. "Anyways, I didn't call you so you could stuff your face. I called you so you could bust me out!"

"Yeah yeah" Brad replies. "...Hey, this some sort of dog?"

"What?"

"Little creature with giant red lips" Brad says on the phone before the sound of growling is heard. "AAAAAAaaa! It's eating me!" Brad shouts amid sounds of shrieking, growling, biting, and snarling.

"Oh, that's just Captain Tim Tim" Hater waves off. "He gives kisses."

"These aren't kisses!"

Eventually, a roughed-up Brad bursts into the jail room and closes the door, a growling creature heard on the other side.

"There you are!" Hater says impatiently. "What took you so long!?"

"A strange creature with red lips attacked me!" Brad explains approaching Hater's cell.

"That was Captain Tim, he's harmless" Hater explains.

"No he's not!" Brad counters. "That thing attacked me!"

"Oh, he just shows affection in his own way" Hater says rolling his eyes.

"If I get you out, will you keep that thing away from me?" Brad asks hearing Captain Tim growling at the door.

"Sure, whatever. Now get me out of here!"

"Stand back" Brad orders before swinging at the vertical bars with his sword. This achieves absolutely nothing. "Well I'm out of ideas."

"Of course you are" Hater demeans.

"I don't see you coming up with anything" Brad counters.

"Where's that little guy that does your bidding" Hater asks. "That Chad guy."

"His parents grounded him. All because I got him to help me rob a ba~ank" Brad answers mockingly. "What about those little eyeball fellas that do your bidding?"

"They're the ones who put me here!" Hater growls.

"Haha! Betrayed by your own lackeys!" Brad laughs.

"At least I have lackeys" Hater grumbles. "Anyways, you wanna crash a wedding or not?"

"Is this wedding gonna have all-you-can-eat?" Brad asks looking at the television broadcasting the wedding ceremony.

"Ya help me, you'll eat all you can at the all-you-can-eat" Hater tempts.

"Deal" Brad says after a loud growling from his stomach.

"Good. Now let's see if you can't get these bracelets off of me!"

With Hater's arm sticking out through the bars, Brad pulls on a bracelet.

"It's- on- really- tight!" Brad strains pulling. Ten minutes later, he's still at it. "I- think- we've- almost- got- it- off!" he says before Hater's arm pops off.

"My arm!"

"Oh no! Real sorry about that" Brad says looking to pop the arm back on.

"No wait!.. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Hater asks.

"Yes I am but you say first" Brad says and a few hours later, Hater is out of the jail cell though he's been pulled apart one bone at a time.

"Okay, now put me back together" Hater orders, his head sitting atop a pile of bones.

"On it!" Brad says and he picks up two bones and simply stares at them perplexed. "Do these go together?"

"How should I know!?" Hater growls.

"Shouldn't you know?"

"You want all-you-can-eat or not?"

"Yes I do" Brad says as he braves attempts at the jigsaw puzzle that was Hater's bones.

Some time later, a flower-adorned wedding venue had been built on one of Leisure Gardens's many gorgeous beaches. Beside the altar, Awesome and some Leisurians had set up a large sound system which was currently playing soft music allowing for pleasant chatter. Several cameras had been set up all around by HammerHead to capture the momentous occasion and the numerous rows of seats had been filled with Leisurians, Dombots, Watchdogs, and many other invited guests who were able to make it. Among others, former villain Jeff, bounty hunter Ripov, King Bingleborp, Star Bella, and Trudi Traveler were there as well as Dominator's brother Ala, sister in law Jemi, and their two kids Divven and Tammy. Sylvia's family was also there; Sylvia's mother Dorothy, grandmother, and three brothers Bill, Phil, and Gil.

In the middle of light chatter in the audience, all eyes shifted the groom's way when the groom finally arrived; Wander, dressed impeccably in a tuxedo, sat on Sylvia's saddle looking gallant as she carried him up the wedding aisle.

"Tumbleweed, erm, Wander! You are looking smooth, man!" Jeff compliments.

"So the little monkey-cat is getting married, huh?" one of Sylvia's brothers mutters at the other two brothers.

"It's not a monkey-cat, it's a cat" another argues.

"No, it's a monkey!" the third insists.

"Why you always gotta contradict me!?", "Cause you're wrong like your face!", "Don't talk to him like that!"

"Shut it you three!" Sylvia's mother interrupts with a few wacks from a folded-up magazine.

"Keep it together Trudi. You can do this" Trudi fussed trying not to cry.

Both Peepers and Beeza stood ready at the altar to officiate.

"Wander, you look most excellent" Beeza compliments as Wander climbs down from Sylvia's back.

"Thank you" Wander replies.

"And now we await the bride" Peepers says.

"She's on her way as we speak" Beeza reveals.

Almost on cue, the Domship approached to come to a stop just above the wedding venue. A pillar of bright light bursts out of the Domship, blinding in the fading light of evening. Bathed in this pillar's light, a trio descends. The pillar of light fades to reveal Dominator's mother Ela and father Alka standing at the sides of Dominator herself.

Dominator seemed to be glowing dressed in a mermaid gown of the lightest blue and lace sleeves with subtle snowflake pattern. As her mother and father accompanied her to the altar, her dress sparkled like diamond and hips swayed ever so slightly. Even though he had chosen the dress for her, Wander was still in awe at how stunningly beautiful Dominator looked.

Dominator's father Alka approaches Wander first to give him a firm handshake. "Wander, I cannot think of a finer gentleman to entrust our daughter to than you."

"Thank you sir" Wander responds.

Ela bows deeply Wander's way. "We once lost our beloved daughter to galactic conquest's allure. You helped bring her back to us, safe and sound" she recollects fondly. "We are confident you two will make each other very happy."

"I will love and cherish her for the rest of my life" Wander proclaims. Dominator finally steps forward to stand before Wander. "Dee, you look beautiful" Wander says with eyes glistening like Sylvia's beside him.

"You're looking sharp yourself" Dominator compliments back.

"Dee, never thought I'd be saying goodbye to my buddy like this" Sylvia says emotionally.

"Syl, we're not saying goodbye!" Wander giggles.

"No but it almost feels like it!" Sylvia sniffles hugging Wander tightly.

Both bride and groom then turn to face Peepers.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today" Peepers began as Hater and Brad approached the masses of people attending.

"Alright, where's the all-you-can-eat?" Brad asks.

"Is that all you can think about?" Hater demands angrily.

"Yes" Brad says.

"We have a wedding to stop!"

"But I'm starving!" Brad complains.

"And I'm hungry for destruction!" Hater growls. "I'm going to de-de-de-de" he stutters after catching sight of Dominator in her staggeringly-beautiful dress.

"Uhh, Hater" Brad says snapping his fingers in front of Hater's face but Hater stayed standing in place slack-jawed. "Whatever" Brad shrugs before approaching a nearby Leisurian. "Excuse me, where's the all-you-can-eat?"

"At reception" the Leisurian answers.

"Reception!? But I'm hungry now!" Brad whines.

Beep Boop and Whirry approach the altar with rings sitting atop elegant pillows. Wander takes a ring and gently fits it onto the ring finger of his significant other. Right after, Dominator takes the other ring and gently fits it onto the ring finger of her better half just the same. In the middle of this, Peepers notices Hater standing stiff behind the audience.

"Beeza, please take over" Peepers says.

"As you wish" Beeza says as Peepers departs. "I now pronounce you husband and wife."

"Sir! What are you doing here!?" Peepers whisper-shouts at Hater who's initially unresponsive.

"P-Peepers!?" Hater responds. "You TRAITOR!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. This exclamation would have disrupted proceedings if not for the audience erupting in rapturous applause moments prior after Wander and Dominator had locked lips. A flurry of camera flashes inundate Wander and Dominator's passionate kiss.

"I am looking out for you!" Peepers argues back. "Wander and Dominator getting married will benefit us in the long run!"

"Not if I have something to say about it! Now take these off of me!" Hater demands presenting his bracelets.

"No" Peepers objects with arms crossed.

Hater was too enraged to argue. He pulls an arm off and bites down on the bracelet. "GGrrrrRRRR!" he growls biting off the bracelet after a Herculean effort.

"Sir, STOP!" Peepers objects but Hater was in no mood to listen to a traitor as he started on the other bracelet.

"Finally!" Hater declares with bracelets off and powers restored.

"You're too late, sir" Peepers says. "Wander and Dominator are officially husband and wife."

"I don't care! I'm destroying them both, here and now!" Hater schemes marching up the aisle.

At last, all at the wedding finally notice the disturbance that was Hater.

"Who are you!?" Ela demands standing in Hater's way.

"Wh-who are you?" Hater asks stunned by Ela who resembled Dominator with braided ponytail. "Tw-two Dominators?"

"The name is Ela and you're interrupting a very special day" Ela says impatiently. "Begone!"

Hater, close to becoming infatuated with Ela, shakes himself out of a temporary stupor before growling "get out of my way!"

"Wrong answer" Ela says summoning a mighty blade of magma.

Before Ela and Hater could come to blows, Peepers intercepts.

"I'm really sorry for this, sir" Peepers says as a mechanical hand grabs firm hold of Hater's shoulder.

"What!?" Hater shrieks turning around to find Peepers inside of a mechanical suit. With this suit on, Peepers had seized Hater's shoulder before punching him away from the wedding ceremony.

"Oh no! This is terrible!" Wander dismays while in Dominator's embrace.

"Oooh! A fight!" Dominator celebrates. "Can't think of a better way to start reception."

"Dominator dear, we need to stop this" Wander suggests.

"Apologies everyone, I will handle this" Peepers says before advancing on Hater. "Please proceed without me."

"I'm sure that Peepers has this covered" Dominator replies.

"Beeza, how's about we get reception started?" Sylvia requests.

"Certainly" Beeza agrees. "Mister Awesome."

"On it" Awesome confirms turning up some dance tunes. The chairs are cleared away to make a dance floor which fills up with Watchdogs, Dombots, and Leisurians alike who all get dancing.

Some distance away, Peepers and Hater were fully-engaged in combat.

"Peepers! How long have you been keeping this mech a secret from me!?" Hater demands before blasting green energy.

"I've been saving it for a time just like this" Peepers replies dispelling the green energy. "A time where you just couldn't understand what was best for our efforts!.. Which now that I think about it, that was many times."

"TRAITOR!" Hater bellows lunging at Peepers.

"I don't like seeing them fighting like that" Wander says while he and Dominator readied for dancing.

"Let them get it out of their system" Dominator shrugs as she worked to remove her wedding dress.

"Dee, what are you doing?"

"I'm wearing mom's wedding dress under this one" Dominator says removing her light blue dress and handing it to Dombot Deedee for display atop the altar. "What do you think?"

Just like before, Wander was in awe: Dominator was now in a strapless black dress with high slits allowing for plenty of Dominator's legs to show. Its furthest edges had a gradient-like lava glow, a glow especially radiant and captivating as evening turned to night. What was most noteworthy of this second dress was how it went down to the knee at first and, after its unveiling, it elongated flowing down to the floor.

"Beautiful" a Wander in awe compliments.

"Wanna see something really cool? Step on the dress" Dominator says.

"You sure?" Wander asks.

"Yes. Do it. This dress was meant for dancing, check it out" Dominator says as Wander steps on the dress and Dominator pulls away. The dress flows out from under Wander's foot as though the dress were made of molten rock.

"Wow! Neat!" Wander remarks.

Though their heights did not match, Dominator had no problem dancing with Wander while holding him up. Eventually, Wander deployed an Orbble bubble to float up to his wife's height, a bubble Dominator could easily pass into to caress, to hug, to hold hands, and to lock lips with her husband.

"Yeah! Woo!" Sylvia cheered on the dancing Dominator and Wander.

"Sylvia! Why aren't you out there dancing too?" Sylvia's mother asks with arms folded.

"I'm waiting for karaoke" Sylvia explains wandering away.

"Hey Syl, why aren't you married yet?" Sylvia's brother Gil asks.

"I prefer the single life. Like you three" Sylvia says.

"We were talking to this pretty cool guy earlier. He tells us you two are dating" Phil says pulling Emperor Awesome in within arm's length.

"What!?"

"He can also bench 380!" Bill boasts to an irked Sylvia. "And he says as his future brothers in law, we'd get 24/7 access to his private weight room!"

"Syl and I are still in the dating phase" Awesome says approaching and placing an arm around Sylvia. "Got 'Becks' as her pet name. So Syl, your brothers seem pretty chill. Not a bad idea I get to call them brothers in law one day, eh?"

"Say yes, sis. This shark guy's pretty cool!" Gil requests, the other two brothers nodding.

"You three just want in on that free weight room" Sylvia grumbles.

"Sylvia!" Sylvia's mother Dorothy speaks up. "Who's this? Someone you wanna tell us about?"

"Hello Ms. Sylvia" Emperor Awesome greets. "I'm Sylvia's special friend. Pleasure to meet ya."

"A firm handshake! I like that in a man!" Dorothy says.

"OOooh, I'm gonna be a great grandmother" Sylvia's grandmother celebrates.

"You gotta be kidding me" Sylvia grumbles.

While Sylvia dealt with Awesome trying to work himself into her family life, Dominator had taken a break from dancing by approaching one of the many tables serving up food and refreshments.

"Had no idea you two could cut up a dance floor like that" Ripov compliments while helping herself to some boneless wings.

An explosion goes off nearby.

"Had no idea those two would still be going at it" Dominator says of Hater and Peepers fighting nearby.

Emperor Awesome then crash lands atop a nearby table where Brad was eating from many plates full of food.

"Dohohoho, now that's a woman!" Awesome says after Sylvia had tossed him there.

"I don't want you in my life!" Sylvia sings now that the karaoke microphone was available.

"My dinner!" Brad protests. "Hey! Watch the food, shark head!" he spits gathering his scattered food. Awesome ignores the wanna-be knight to try to coax Sylvia to the dance floor.

"Hey! Where have I seen you before?" Ripov asks Brad.

"N-nowhere, you don't know me" Brad responds.

"You're wanted for bank robbery, aren't you?" Ripov interrogates.

"No! I swear it wasn't me!" Brad says breaking off into a sprint while using his cape to haul large quantities of food.

"Excuse me Dee. Be right back" Ripov says withdrawing a dagger and long rope before giving chase.

As Dominator refreshed herself with water while watching the little show that was Hater-Peepers and Ripov-Brad, Wander floated up beside her.

"Our wedding is certainly full of life isn't it?" Wander asks.

"Very lively, yes" Dominator agrees. "You thirsty?"

"Yes. Thank you" Wander says accepting a cup full of water. A flash of light goes off after a hearty drink.

"Hug, you two. I'm taking pictures" Ela says armed with a camera.

Many pictures were taken that day: pictures of Sylvia up on stage singing karaoke, Ala and Jemi doing some nighttime surfing, Hater and Peepers fighting to exhaustion, Awesome and Sylvia's brothers comparing bicep sizes, HammerHead jostling for perfect shots. Pictures of Ripov with a boot atop a bound-up Brad, Jeff levitating Watchdogs and Leisurians for their entertainment, Divven and Tammy getting pony rides from Citrus and Blossom, and pictures of Dominator and Wander kissing and dancing the night away were also captured.

"Dominator. Wander. Wife and husband" read the tabloids the next day.

Author's note: Lord Dominator is best Disney princess. It's what I was thinking while writing about her in her wedding dress and I almost had her coming close to singing 'Let It Go!' only to have Sylvia gently slap that urge out of her like so:

"Don't do it Dee" Sylvia urges.

"I.. Must... Resist..." Dominator anguished.

"Don't do it!"

"L-Let it g-!"

Slap!

"Sorry Dee, I had to."

"Thanks Syl. That was close..." Dominator thanks.

Whatever the case, I placed this here since it's amusing to me.

Anyways, Dominator should be a Disney princess. I don't think we've had a Disney princess that was a villain before.

Thanks for reading, more to come!