Ok Everyone this is my first fanfic and I hope you all like it! It follows all of the marauders and please review after you have read it.
Chapter one DIAGON ALLEY!
"SIRIUS BLACK!" A woman shrieked up the giant staircase. Sirius was a burly sixteen year old with chocolate brown eyes and jet black hair which at the moment was tied up. He sighed put down his book (1000 ways to get a girl) and opened his door.
"What do you want!" he shouted back. He stomped down the stairs and saw his two best friends James Potter and Remus Lupin standing at the foot of the stairs. He grinned at the sight of them and ran the rest of the way down giving them both one armed hugs when he reached them.
"Hey Prongs, where's Peter?" Sirius asked.
"Oh Wormtail? His mum grounded him because he gave Moony here a wedgie." James laughed. Sirius and Remus laughed too
"I reckon that's the best thing Pete's ever come up with!" Sirius said
"Will you lot bugar off?"
"Hello Mrs Black" Remus said sticking his hand out to shake hers but Sirius knocked his hand out of the way and gave him a look that said DON'T BOTHER!
"Anyway Mother" he said "We will bugar off upstairs as I need to get ready to go out with my friends"
"Don't you cheek me you ungrateful little-"
"Yeah yeah yeah whatever" Sirius shouted walking back up the stairs followed by James and Remus.
An hour later when Sirius said that he was FINALLY ready the three of them set off down the road. They finally arrived at an old pub named the Leaky Cauldron! They stepped inside and were met by a wizard with only one tooth! "Sirius, James, Remus!" He inclined his head to each of them in turn and they smiled back at him "What will you have to drink?"
"Oh nothing today thanks Tom we're heading for Diagon Alley!" Sirius and James swore under their breaths at the thought of not getting away with having alcohol. Tom thought they were eighteen see but Remus was Mr Goody two shoes as James often liked to remind him and everything had to be right.
"We aren't of age anyway you two" Remus said.
"You know Moony sometimes I think you hang around with Evans." James said jokingly.
"Her name's Lily, Prongs! And yes we do sometimes hang around together" Moony said. "But only to do homework" he added quickly after seeing the look on James face. Sirius laughed and followed Tom out to the back where he tapped the correct bricks to let them inside Diagon Alley.
"Cheers very much Tom mate!" Sirius said waving goodbye and stepping into Diagon Alley.
Shops of all kinds surrounded them.
"I've got to go and get some new robes" James said "Pussy ripped them again"
"Jamesie you know when you named your cat pussy were you thinking of Lily Evans?" Sirius asked seriously. James replied him with a smack. Remus shook his head at how immature his friends could be at times.
They got James's robes and they also brought some for Snape which were his favourite colour: pink. Next they got the books for sixth year. When they had finished buying all their school supplies they began to walk towards the newly built coffee shop Crystals Gem when they were spotted by the fourth Marauder and friend Peter Pettigrew.
"Hey! HEY! Guys!" He ran up to them his hands behind him for some strange reason. "Hi, sorry about the wedgie Remus I hope you bum is ok!" He was breathing heavily after running so fast to catch up with them.
James and Sirius laughed "Don't worry we rubbed it better for him" They decided to ask Peter what he had behind his back.
"What you got behind you back Petey?" James asked.
"I can't say" Peter said turning bright red and looking at Remus.
"Of course you can we are your best friends in this world and the next" Sirius said grinning
"Well you know how I hurt Remus? Well my mum MADE me buy these for him as a way of saying I'm sorry" He brought out a bunch of red roses a card which had I'm so sorry written on the front. James, Sirius and Remus started howling with laughter.
"I….I….I…" James tried to say but couldn't as a new wave of laughter came over him.
"Oh Petey I always knew we were meant to be together" Remus said flinging his arms around Peter and pretended to kiss him. Peter then started to see the funny side of it and he also laughed along with the others.
"PETER PETTIGREWS'S GAY WITH REMUS LUPIN!" Big gobbed Sirius shouted so loud that people in the street turned to look at him.
Ten minutes later they were still laughing about it. They were in the coffee shop. James and Sirius were chatting up the barmaid who actually happened to be Remus's older sister.
"Ooooo you're so beautiful to meee!" Sirius sang in the worst voice you could ever hear in your life. In fact it was so bad that nearly everyone ran out without paying.
"Oh Sirius you scared all the customers away" Peter said looking at the door that had just closed after the last person had run out. He drank some coffee.
"Well I ain't surprised they didn't run out as soon as they saw you coming in! Sirius retorted which caused Peter to snort causing his Coffee to fly all over his trousers which then made him look like he had wet himself.
"Mwahahaha take that wormyboy!" Sirius said pointing at him. "That's was you get for trying to get one over the sexy Sirius Darren Black!"
And then because he is so full of himself he stood up on the table and started to sing (in a good voice this time). He took of his top to reveal a tanned body and six pack.
"O.k." Remus said "Sirius has defiantly had too much coffee"
James looked out of the window and noticed about ten girls were stood outside drooling over Sirius amongst them was Lily Evans. She certainly wasn't drooling, she looked quite pissed off. She gave James a death glare that said learn to control your friends better. James hand immediately jumped to his hair and he smiled. Lily returned the smile with a nasty smirk and her middle finger.
Kristyl the barmaid noticed the girls drooling over Sirius also and grabbed him by the hand and pulled him back down. She handed him his shirt and he unwillingly put it back on.
"Aww come on Kristyl I had Stacey Carmichael practically drooling over me!" Sirius said excitedly jumping around.
"Actually Padfoot she was looking at you in disgust or did you forget that one small important fact: she hates your guts?" Remus said as if the subject wasn't emotional
"Oh yeah" Sirius hung his head in shame. "Thanks so much for the vote of confidence moony!"
Peter sighed "At least the other eight girls were drooling over you. They wouldn't come near me ever. I bet they'd rather go near a werewolf or any other bad creature."
Peter suddenly gasped as he knew he had hit a soft spot on all three boys.
"OH NO! Now when I go home and my mum asks me why I'm back so early and I tell her what I just said she'll be so angry she will MAKE me come back and kiss Moony!"
James, Sirius and Remus thought this was so funny that they forgot about what Peter had just said and laughed their heads off.
Everyone had come back into the shop now due to Sirius and turned to look at them laughing then turned back to their own conversations. No one seemed to have a problem with them laughing and joking loudly. Except for one Person.
