Chapter Four. Remus's Parents! OH NO!

The Lupins all looked up startled.

"Oh hello James" Mrs Lupin said standing up and walking over to him.

"Hello Mrs Lupin" James said while thinking in his head 'Mrs Loopy'. "Look I'm ever so sorry about ruining your lunch but I urgently need to talk to Remus"

Moony looked at him puzzled but got up and followed James into the room next door.

Outside Mrs Lupin was sticking her ear to the door. Mr Lupin looked up from the newspaper he had just got out to read and gave his wife a weird look.

"Stop being so bloody nosy woman!" he snapped.

"I'm not you loony!" she snapped back, "I'm concerned about my son. For all you know they could be having sex in there. And I went my Remmy Poo's virginity taken by someone who is worthy of him. Not some crazy friend of his interrupting our lovely tea to have a 'talk' with him"

"Oh shut up Heidi, the poor boy can't even go to the toilet without you standing there ready to wipe his arse for him. You were never like this with Krystal"

"Well Krystal was a good girl and went on the pill but not my Remmy! Oh No! He's decided to be a smart arse and won't listen to his mummy!" she said hands on her hips.

Bert started laughing. He laughed so much that he fell off his chair.

"You stupid witch BOYS DON'T NEED TO TAKE THE PILL ONLY GIRLS and how many times have I told you my son is not GAY!"

In the living room James was laughing his head off. He had heard everything Mr and Mrs Lupin had said.

Remus sighed and shook his head "So what's this letter you wanted to show me?"

James took the letter out of his pocket and handed it too Remus who read it and handed it back.

"So?" James asked.

"Well that's good. Your free now and have more of a chance to get with Lily!" Remus said. James looked at him for a moment and then let out a snort of disbelief.

"Yeah as if she'll go out with me, in case you haven't noticed she hates my guts!"

"He's right you know Moony" A voice said coming from the door.

Remus and James turned around to see Sirius with bright blonde hair.

"A HAHAHA you look like Lucius Malfoy!" Remus laughed.

Sirius put on a hurt face.

"Oh thank you very much! At least I ain't gay with wormtail"

While this was going on James was writing another letter to Frankie telling her what he said before didn't matter and he hoped she had a wonderful time in at her new school and to write to him every day.

He grabbed Remus's owl Charlie and tied the letter to his claw and threw him out the window.

"Well guys I'd better be going! I'll see you at the station in two days" James said stretching.

"Bye James see you in two days" Remus said

"Nooooo Jamesie don't leave me! Two days is far too long!" Sirius said grabbing on to James feet.

"O.k. Sirius I love you too but you gotta get a grip on yourself!" James said trying to get Sirius off. Sirius let go, stood up and smiled.

"Just messing see you in two days!"