CHAPTER FIVE: ON THE TRAIN.

"Choo choo choo"

Sirius was jumping up and down with James imitating the train.

"Come on you two we'd better get on before it goes without us" Remus said dragging them my their shirts

James and Sirius stopped making "choo choo" train noises and got on.

They all walked down the train's hallways looking for an empty compartment. Finally they found one right at the back.

"Typical" Peter said

They all sat down and ten minutes later the train began to set off towards Hogwarts.

"Remus are you not meant to be in the Prefects carriage?" Peter asked.

"Well yeah but I can't be arsed to go I'll get the notices later" he replied casually.

"Oh okay"

On the journey they had many visitors. (Mainly Sirius and James's fan club) The worst visitors, so far had been Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape:

FLASHBACK 30 MINS AGO

The boys were laughing at a bird. It was pecking at the train window trying to get to a fly inside, when the compartment door slid open.

The boys looked up to see Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape.

"What do you want Malfoy?" Sirius asked sharply.

"Now, now Black as a future Death Eater you shouldn't talk to me like that!" Malfoy said looking at his nails.

Sirius stood up so fast that everyone was too shocked to act.

"NEVER EVER CALL ME ONE OF THEM YOU STUPID BLONDE PIMP!"

"I don't know who you're calling a Pimp Black you're the Playboy around here! You've always got sluts at your feet!" Snape said

"You can shut up as well Snivellus" James said getting up to hold Sirius back.

"SLUTS AT MY FEET EH SNIVELLUS? WELL AT LEAST I CAN GET A BLOODY GIRL UNLIKE YOU!" Sirius roared.

"Oh but Black you and your friends are not all as they seem are they?" Malfoy said staring at them all. "Like take Lupin and Pettigrew for example. Being having any good bumming sessions lately you two?"

"Shut it M-Ma-Ma!" Peter squeaked but Malfoy just laughed at him.

"You should be in Hufflepuff Pettigrew. HA get it? HufflePUFF! You're a puff aren't you Pettigrew?"

Sirius was trying really hard now to break free from James's grasp.

"Err Moony a little help here please!" James gasped.

Remus stood up and started to help James control Sirius.

"Oh please do continue!" Malfoy said sitting down on the seat. "Come on this will be worth watching Severus! We get to see the bumuaders in action!"

Snape sat down next to Malfoy and started laughing at the two boys holding Sirius back

"Bastard!" Sirius said.

"You Know what Black I would suggest something a lot more pleasurable for you and your friends! I would wait till full moon when Lupin here turns into that disgusting monster he is, then you lot might have more fun if you catch my drift!" Malfoy said with a mock smirk on his lips

"GET OUT!" Everyone turned around to see that it was Remus who had shouted this "Get the hell out! I never want to see you again! I mean it do not make me and James let go of Sirius"

Malfoy laughed and put his hands up. "OH NO! We're supposed to be afraid of Black?"

"Right that's it!" Remus said. He let go of Sirius and so did James. With an anguished cry Sirius leapt on Malfoy and started punching him. Snape let out a girly scream!

Sirius and Malfoy were fighting when a new voice screamed "STOP IT!"

It was Stacey Carmichael who had shouted. The boys broke up and Stacey ran toward Sirius to check if he was o.k. but Malfoy got up and punched her in the face.

"Get lost you little whore!" Malfoy shouted.

Stacey fell to the floor crying out in pain as blood rushed to her mouth.

"Come on Severus we're going!" Malfoy said to Snape. He got up and began to walk out with Malfoy.

But just as they got to the door spells from six different wands shot at them both. They fell to the ground unconscious.

"Well that's them two sorted out" Sirius said happily. He and James dragged there bodies into a different compartment and shut the door behind them.

END FLASHBACK

The boys had finally calmed down from there "Little" encounter with Malfoy and Snape.

"Well I'm certainly not giving Snape his present now!" Sirius said. James looked out of the window thoughtfully.

"I never expected Lily and Donna to curse them as well though!" James said

"Yeah same here" Peter said

"But then again Malfoy did hit Stacey" Remus said

"Yeah I know! What an idiot!" Sirius said angrily.

They all fell silent again. Remus checked his watch.

"We'd better get our robes on guys we'll be there in five minutes!"

They finished getting there robes on just as the train was coming to a halt.

A woman began to talk her voice echoed throughout the whole train. Sirius put on a high girl's voice imitating her

"Please leave the train in an orderly cue. Luggage is to be left on the train and will be brought up to your rooms later! Yes yes we already know that" Sirius said.

Suddenly the girl started talking again. "It is my job Sirius Black to tell people what to do! Not yours! So you can stop complaining otherwise you can drag your own trunk to your room!"

"Sorry!" Sirius said rolling his eyes.

"I SAW THAT BLACK!"

The boys got of the train and looked up towards the castle

"Good old Hogwarts" They said together.