Put The Knife Down!
Disclaimer: Of course I don't own this, don't be stupid.
"No."
"I didn't even ask yet!"
"I don't care, I know what you're going to say, and the answer is no, I won't go out with you!"
"But Lilykins!"
"Don't call me that!"
"But TigerLily!"
"GAH!"
"Ow, Lily, darling, that hurt!"
"Stop whining-and get your hand off my bum before I dismember it!"
"Lily! Lily, calm down! Put the knife down Lils, knife down. Please?"
"Why should I?"
"Because I'm too cute to hurt?"
"…."
"…"
"…."
"Stop laughing!"
"Cute…HA!"
"You're mean."
"Thank you."
"It wasn't a compliment, Lils."
"What did you just call me?"
"Ummmm….Lily?"
"That's what I thought."
"So, now will you put the knife down?"
"Nope."
"Damn."
"Sorry, prat."
"Well, at least will you go out with-AHHHHH! LILY! GET THE KNIFE AWAY!"
"How many times have I told you no! Stop running!"
"Then promise not to hurt me and throw the knife away!"
"Fine!"
"I didn't mean at me!"
"Oops, my bad."
"I'm bleeding."
"Oh, stop whining."
"I wasn't whining!"
"Whatever."
"What are you….?"
"I'm wrapping it up, alright? Now, not a word or I'll really hurt you."
"But you ripped your robe…"
"I don't care, alright? So shut it."
"Okay, Lil."
"James…."
"What?"
"….Oh, nevermind."
"Why do you sound so annoyed?"
"I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count."
"Me?"
"Give the man a prize!"
"Who are you talking to?"
"Muggle joke, never mind."
"Alright…So Lilykins-"
"No."
"I was going to ask if you wanted me to help you in Transfiguration or not…"
"Oh….Sorry….Sure, why not?"
"…"
"…Stop dancing, James."
"Sorry."
"…Can we start now?"
"Okay! What are you having trouble with exactly?"
"Transfiguration."
"Exactly."
"Transifiguration."
"…Oh boy."
"We're going to need more then one study session."
"YES!"
"James…"
"Oh, I said that out loud did I?"
"Yes…."
"Don't roll your eyes at me!"
"Whatever."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…James, why are you staring at my eyes?"
"Because they're pretty…….weird, pretty weird!"
"Stop looking so scared, I'm not going to hurt you for saying my eyes are pretty."
"You're sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure. It's pretty nice to hear actually."
"Well, they are pretty. Gorgeous in fact. Like the rest of you."
"Eyes only Potter."
"Potter? But you were calling me James!"
"Oh stop mock-crying, I'll call you James. Old habits die hard you know!"
"So you'll be calling me James now?"
"Sure."
"…"
"….James, please stop dancing."
"Sorry."
"Your dancing sucks anyways."
"…"
"…James, I know you really didn't faint, now get up!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"James! James! I think he's actually knocked out…"
"…"
"I'll have to try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"MMMM!"
"Mmmmm."
"Mmmmm."
"Mmmmm."
"James…I ought to castrate you for that…."
"But you won't will you?"
"Meet me at the Three Broomsticks at 9:00 sharp tomorrow."
"Really?"
"Yes. Now, snog me again."
"Anytime, Lils, anytime."
"What did you call me?"
"Lily, dear, Lily!"
"That's better. Now kiss me."
"Mmmmm."
A/N- I've loved JamesxLily stories for a while now, and I figured I might as well try my hand at one. Please, Read and Review to tell em what you think!
