Spongebob Squarepants
Sirius, James, Lupin and Peter all walked up to the castle together and went into the great hall before everyone else. They sat down at the Gryffindor table and started talking about Lily.
"Lily is so fit!" James said with a dreamy look on his face.
"James mate you're to late" Sirius said with a serious expression on his face.
"What do you mean?" Remus asked
"Oink. Oink" Said Peter randomly.
"Don't be mad at me James. But last night she was round at my house and I kind of shagged her" Sirius said trying not to laugh
"WHAT?" James shouted going bright red. "YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCK!"
"Rang gang bag shag!" Sirius replied
"Um guys!" Remus said tapping them both on the shoulders.
Sirius and James turned around not noticing that everyone had come into the hall while Sirius was winding James up.
"Now that Mr Potter and Mr Black have finished arguing maybe we could finally sort out the first years, eat some food and get to BED!" Shouted Professor Mcgonagall angrily.
"Sorry Professor!" James shouted back.
"Don't be cheeky James Potter!" she said back
"I know how to sort all this out!" Sirius said getting up.
"Be afraid be very afraid!" Remus said going cross-eyed.
Sirius walked over to the first years and went up to a bunch and leaned closer to them as if he was going to whisper to them. Then all of a sudden he shouted "SORRY!" and hugged some of them.
Everyone laughed.
After the sorting it was time for food!
"YAYYYYYY! FOODY WOODY!" Peter shouted and started tucking in.
Remus and James were looking at Lily to see what she was eating. Nothing by the looks of it she didn't seem to want to touch it.
"EVANS!" James shouted down the table to her.
"WHAT!" She shouted back.
"WHY AREN'T YOU EATING?"
"BECAUSE I'M NOT HUNGRY DUMBASS!"
"WELL YOU'RE NOT ANOREXIC ARE YOU?"
"NO!"
James turned around and got on with his food he got a sausage and turned to lily and started to suck it.
"YUMMY SAUSAGE! UMMMMMMMMMMMMM! OH YEAH SAUSAGE!"
"STOP BEING IMMATURE POTTER!" Lily shouted
"Oooo did you hear that Jamsie poo poo she called you immature! Oh some people are ghastly!" Sirius said pretending to cry.
Remus shook his head at his friend's immaturity and mouthed "Sorry" to Lily.
"SPEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCHH" Peter shouted scaring everybody out of his or her jumpers.
Professor Dumbledore stood up and said:
"This is my speech. Everybody should know that the forest is forbidden which means you are not aloud in it and no magic to be used in the corridors unless Lord Voldemort is around which is highly unlikely."
James and Sirius had their hands up in the air waving them about.
"Yes you two?" Dumbledore asked
"We have made a song up!" They said.
"Go on then!" Dumbledore said. They both stood up and cleared their throats. Professor Mcgonagoll rolled her eyes.
"Are you ready kids?" Sirius asked.
"Aye Aye Captain!" James replied
"I can't hear you!" Sirius called putting his hand to his ear.
"Aye Aye Captain" James shouted louder.
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"Spongebob squarepants!"
"Absorbant and yellow and poureous is he!"
"Spongebob squarepants!"
"If nautical nonsense be something you wish"
" SpongeBob SquarePants!"
"Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!"
" SpongeBob SquarePants!"
"Ready?" Sirius said again.
" SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!" They both sang together
" SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!" Sirius finished the song.
The whole hall was silent for about two minutes then everyone just started laughing clapping and cheering.
"Thank you to Mr Potter and Mr Black for that err remarkable performance. I must say it has put me in a jolly good mood and I have decided that for Christmas we will not only be having a Christmas ball but also a talent show!" Dumbledore said his arms spread out wide.
Everyone started clapping and cheering again.
"Now everyone I think its time for bed!"
All the students went up to bed in high spirits ready for the next morning.
Ok I know this is a pooie chapter but I couldn't think how to start it off and I felt like putting spongebob in it I have no idea why! he he
Please review thank you please!
