The Holiday from Hell: Part 2
After finally getting on the plane after a range of incidents the family are sitting down ready for take off and as you'd expect. All hell breaks loose.
Sparda was fidgeting in his seat, he always hated the plane seats they were always uncomfortable mainly because he was always tied to them by Eva (on their honeymoon Eva tied him up and gagged him to stop him complaining) but this was too much. He was stuck with Dante and Vergil, who, even though in their strait jackets were still moving but they kept bumping in to them and the amount of swears Sparda had uttered caused Dante to move to a bigger swear jar (at this rate he could buy that new bike in two weeks and still get change back while Vergil could probably buy a car at the rate of Sparda thinking swears.
After overpowering the twins for whom Sparda believed he deserved a medal for he sat down on his seat and began reading his magazine "Swords for a wasted devil hunter". Eva was walking up the row and she seen Dante and Vergil were reading but something was wrong Vergil was reading "World conquering for dummies" upside down! Eva flipped it the right way up "Oh!" said Vergil softly and resumed reading. Eva noticed Dante was holding a magazine on its side and a fold out fell out Eva could here him muttering "Oh so saucy, look at them toppings and that mozzarella"He was reading the new pizza hut menu.
Eva was sitting beside Sparda looking out the window when he said "I'm going to let them see the cockpit because they are annoying he hell out of me!" looking at the overhead compartment because Dante climbed in holding a pizza "How the hell do you get a pizza at 30,000 feet!" exclaimed Sparda, the answer hit him on the head… literally He looked at he box "DIY pizza making" Pissed off he pulled Dante from the overhead compartment and Vergil from mugging an old woman and pulled them off to the cockpit.
After being bored to death in the cockpit the captain let them used their microphone to make an announcement Sparda whispered into Dante's ear. He nodded and whispered into Vergil's ear he nodded too Vergil took the microphone and said in an uncanny voice of the captain "ladies an Gentlemen this is your captain speaking could the fat guy in seat 4D please move to the back of the plane so we won't die!" everyone looked at the person in seat 4d as he got up and went down the aisle to the back of the plane. "No! The other one" came Sparda's voice over the speaker
"Oh right!" Vergil's real voice "the one about the mountains,"
"Ladies and gentlemen," Vergil began "we are about to begin our descent… OH MY GOD WERE GONNA CRASH!" the three of them waited for screaming when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it. It was Eva. Sparda threw a pound on the swear jar and put a twenty in the thinking swear jar and simply said "Oh fuck."
Sparda came to in a daze he was sitting beside him reading a magazine "Why women kill their husbands!" he looked uneasy at her. He decided to initiate conversation "where are the kids?" he said casually
"Sleeping." She said with a touch of malice in her voice "look in front." Sparda looked over and saw the twins crouched over in their seats sleeping. Dante's foot was twitching like a dog and Vergil was mumbling "I will take over the world… get off my foot Dante."
An hour later they got their breakfast which, as all aeroplane food is, crap however Dante seemed to like it Eva asked him how it was possible, he replied "if you close your eyes when you eat it tastes like pizza!"
"Dante," began Vergil "if you were given crap to eat it would taste like pizza afterwards anyway!"
"True,
but since when has anyone done that to me?" Dante looked around to
his parents and Vergil. Vergil was in silent fits of laughter, Eva
was avoiding direct eye contact and Sparda mumbled "I might have
done it once or twice, but your mother dared me… OW!" Sparda
had recoiled in pain. Eva punched him in the gut.
"Don't
blame me for something that's your fault!" she said, and added in
an undertone "even if it is true!"
After they had finished their "breakfast" an announcement came over the speakers saying that they would be arriving in twenty minutes. Just as Eva predicted Dante and Vergil went totally insane so she pulled out two syringes filled with valium and shot them with them they became wet towels: absolutely helpless. However it had an adverse effect on Dante he started singing "Baby got back" and he kept slapping himself on the ass but stopped when Sparda said "Pizza hut"
After they landed they began taxiing on the bus, however the valium was wearing off and Vergil began singing "The wheels on the bus" after they stopped Sparda and Eva got up and picked up Dante and Vergil who couldn't walk at all. When they got off the plane they walked towards baggage collection.
To be continued.
A.N: For the next parts "all hell breaks loose" will be a joke and at the end of the series I'm going to write what would've happened to Sparda and the twins.
