Potions!

The next morning James woke up to find Sirius hanging over him.
"Oh bugar it!" Sirius said falling back.
"What were you gonna do Sirius?" James asked looking at Sirius weirdly.
"I was going to jump on you!" Sirius replied.
"Stupid boy! Come on we need to go!" Remus called from the bathroom.

The four boys all walked down to the great hall to have breakfast. Professor Mcgonagall gave them their timetables "Thank's min-mins."
"Oh that's just great!" James said slamming his timetable down.
"3…2…1" Remus said under his breath.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sirius shouted really loud slamming his head down and knocking his porridge all over himself.
"Potions with the slytherins!" James said.
"Can this day get any worse? First I fail to jump on James as my morning ritual and now potions with the bloody slytherins!" Sirius moaned.

Remus and Peter were walking to potions with James and Sirius behind them.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh at first I was afraid, I was petrified but now I've just seen snapes arse and now I'm scarred for life!" Sirius sang whilst Snape walked past.
"Shut up Black!" Snape said.
"You gonna make me Snivvelus?" Sirius shouted back.
"THAT'S ENOUGH BOYS!" Professor "evilness" shouted. "Mr. Snape get in hear now! Black ten points from Gryffindor."

Once everyone was seated professor Redding began to talk.
"Now today we will be doing a very difficult potion so I want your FULL ATTENTION!" She shouted making everyone in the room jump. James could see Lily straighten up a little as she said this. "Everybody should know where to get ingredients from by now unless your complete dunderheads! What now Black?"

Sirius had been waving his arm around like a mad man for the past few minutes. "Professor, I would just like to say that I have brought Severus Snape a present and I was wondering if I could give it to him."
"Black stop time-wasting in my class"
"But professor please!" Sirius moaned.
"Oh ok! But as long as you promise to keep quiet for the rest of the lesson!"

Sirius smiled, raised his wand and shouted "Accio pink robes" They came flying into his arms. He got down from his seat and handed them to Snape. "See I told you last year I was going to get you a present! And look they are your favourite colour because everybody knows your gay" Sirius laughed.
"MR.BLACK! TWENTY POINTS FROM GRYFINDOR AND A DETENTION FOR TIME-WASTING IN MY CLASSROOM AND FOR EMBARRASING MR.SNAPE" Professor Redding screamed.

Back in the common room the four boys started laughing about the look on Snape's face when Sirius had given him the robes."Hey Sirius I thought you wasn't going to give Snape his robes." Peter said.
"Well I changed my mind Petey poo poo!" Sirius laughed.
There was silence for a couple of minutes all you could hear was the scratching of quills and small-talk from other people at different tables.
"Hey you guys. What are we going to do for this Christmas talent show?" Remus asked them
"Hey I have no idea!" James said he had forgotten all about the talent show.
"Well there's only one thing to do!" Sirius said standing on his chair.
What's that then Sirius?" James asked leaning back in his chair.
"We must look BEYOND!" Sirius said mimicking Professor Trelawney and spreading one arm out in front of him a mad expression on his face.

They heard someone giggle from a corner. James turned around and saw that it was Stacey.
Sirius ran up to the dormitory and as soon as they all got in started running around like a hyped up monkey. "O o ah ah! Did you see? Well did ya? She giggled! Oh and what a beautiful giggle it was!"
He sighed and flopped down on his bed.
"Sirius mate you've lost the plot!" James said seriously.

Ok people that's chapter seven I think done! I know its crap but please review and help me out and I will try to improve it! Thanks so much! Sorry it took so long to put up!

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