A/N Hey Guys sorry about this I don't usually do these authors notes because I find them very boring! Hehe but I thought I should apologize for not updating for soooo long I just don't know what to write! Shocking isn't it! So anyway this chapter is going to be so rubbish I can tell! But anyway before I start writing it I thought I should say a thank you to a few people.

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Chapter I have no idea work it out yourself!

Divination

The Marauders, Lily and Stacey were sat in divination after been paired up by Professor Trelawney bored out of their minds.

"This is sooooooo boring!" Sirius sighed staring into his crystal ball. "I can't see the future! OH NO I CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE! NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Sirius Black shut your trap!" Stacey whispered to him after Professor Trelawney looked over at him with a weird look on her face.

"Stacey Carmichael shut you darcycle!" Sirius whispered back.

"Umm O.k. is that even a word?" Stacey asked.

"Yes it is actually!" Sirius said puffing out his chest and looking very proud of himself.

"Right sure it is!" Stacey replied giving him a weird look.

It went quite for and Peter started to sing can't fight the moonlight under his breath which made Remus go bright red and James and Sirius laugh.

"In other news I shall gaze into this ball of fog and tell James Potters future. Ahh yes on the night of the full moon he is going to get his ass bitten by a werewolf and then he is going to be castrated by a dog and then a rat is going to crawl up his ass and die!" Lily said seriously which made James go deathly pale. He grabbed the crystal ball whilst Lily, Stacey and the Marauders were laughing at James. He shook it around and accidentally dropped it on the floor making it smash into tiny pieces.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRYSTAL BALL NUMBER 2!" Professor Trelawney screamed. "Right you all have a detention on Friday night! I already knew that because I can see into the future!"

"But Professor if you already knew that couldn't you have stopped James from dropping the crystal ball" Lily asked. Oh well done Lily you just had to say JAMES and the most stupid thing in the world.

"HOW VERY DARE YOU! JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK I WEAR GLASSES YOU THINK I CAN'T SEE…INTO THE FUTURE!" Trelawney said a mad expression on her face. Everyone was trying not to laugh now.

"Actually Professor you do wear glasses" James said. Great maybe I will get to serve extra detention with Lily Flower!

"You two will serve extra detention for being rude to me!" She said nearly in tears. "NOW GET OUT ALL OF YOU!"

Everyone cheered and ran out the room before she could change her mind. Lily had stayed behind as she felt really bad about what she had said to Professor Trelawney.

"Excuse me Professor?" Lily asked timidly.

"WHAT IS IT DEAR?" she asked. Wow she is quite scary maybe I should apologize and run.

"I'm sorry for what I said to you." Lily said quietly

"Oh I get what you're trying to do Miss Evans. You're trying to get off extra detention with Mr. Potter. Well let me tell you this! NO! You will serve detention just like a said." Professor Trelawney said.

"Ok Professor I was just apologizing" Lily told her and walked out the room to find James Potter.

She hurried off down the corridor and in no time at all found him surrounded by his friends and fan club. She stormed through them and went right up to James and slapped him really hard across the face.

"JAMES PINHEAD SNOTTER ROTTER POTTER!" Lily shouted at him "HOW DARE YOU GET ME A DOUBLE DETENTION!" O.k. it was my fault but I need to blame it on someone and who better than pinhead snotter rotter potter. Wow that's quite good.

"Excuse me but how is it my fault?" James asked quietly

"BECAUSE IT JUST IS. EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT PINHEAD POTTER!" Lily shouted back.

"Oh I thought is was ahem hem hem JAMES PINHEAD SNOTTER ROTTER POTTER!" James shouted in a girly voice.

Everyone laughed and Lily threw up her hands in frustration. She walked away from the group and turning back said dead quietly, "You James Potter had better be ready"

"Ready for what?" He said back but he never got to know because she had already gone down the corridor.

Oh my goodness! How annoying can you get? Pinhead Snotter Rotter Potter? How funny can you get? If this wasn't a serious situation I would have laughed at the look on his face. I can't actually believe Donna says we will look good together! Speaking of Donna I didn't see her at Divination I wonder where she is!

Lily got into the common room and went up to her dormitory room. Her thoughts about Donna were answered. She was sat on her bed crying her eyes out. Stacey had her arm around her shaking her head. Lily sat down on Donnas other side and asked her what was wrong.

"My boyfriend broke up with me!" Donna said and burst into a fresh wave of tears.

"I didn't know you had a boyfriend Donna Duck!" Stacey said looking at Lily who pulled a face at her.

"Why did you break up Donna Duck?" Lily asked.

"Well…I told him I loved him and he sort of went rigid and got this weird look on his face like he was scared of something and then he said we couldn't be together anymore!" Donna sobbed into Lily's shoulder. "Oh Goodness I'm not scary am I?"

"No your not Donna who was it?" Stacey asked.

"I can't tell you!" Donna said.

"Yes you can! We are your best friends!" Stacey said. O.k. she will defiantly tell me now!

"O.k.! It was Remus Lupin" She said and started crying yet again.

A/N DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN! What's going to happen next chapter? Hmm I'll give you a clue! It's the detention of all the marauders and Lily and Chelsea and I may slip in James and Lily's detention in the chapter if you want or should it be a special chapter all by its lonesome!

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