1Chapter Three: NO WAY OUT
"Hello, everybody and welcome to WWE No Way Out presented by WWE Smack Down vs. Raw 2006 for the Play Station 2! I'm the Coach, here with my colleagues, Tazz, Michael Cole, Joey Styles and Jerry 'The King' Lawler." Coach said introducing us to the PPV.
"Hello, Coach and what a night. Wrestle Mania is one month away and the brands collide head on tonight, folks. John Cena and The Undertaker will take on Bob and Randy Orton." the King said.
"How about the Boogeyman and Lashley vs. Big Show and Kane. That has some combustible elements" Joey Styles said.
"This one is bizarre. Mickie James and The Game Triple H will take on Trish Stratus and her partner, her tonight." Tazz said.
"Ah, a night of tag matches. Our first singles match of the night, Ashley Massaro will take on Shelton Benjamin's mother" Michael Cole said.
"Not to mention our Championship Matches WWE Champion Shawn Michaels defends against Shane McMahon in a scaffold match. That will be deadly." Coach said.
"Our main event tonight is none other than Kurt Angle vs. JBL vs. Mark Henry vs. Rey Mysterio vs. MnM in a 6-Man World Heavyweight Championship elimination match. Now, let's get to our first match, Ashley vs. Ms. Benjamin who are both in the ring already." the King said.
ASHLEY MASSARO VS. SHELTON BENJAMIN'S MOMMA
Ashley, who was still recovering from the steel chair shot from Triple H two nights ago, started off with a slap to Benjamin's Mother. Mom slapped Ashley right back while screaming about respect. Mom then picked up Ashley and delivered one hell of a spine buster. Mom picked Ashley up and gave her a DDT. Ashley got up and speared Mom to the floor. Benjamin's Mother then got up and grabbed her purse and hit Ashley with it twice. Mom went for a cover but got a two count. She then gave Mom a low blow and to her surprise, Mom writhed in pain and held it. Ashley figured something was up and delivered a kick to the face and got a three count. She then celebrated as Mom got up. Ashley turned around and received a Pedigree from Mom. Mom lifted her hands to her face and took off a mask, revealing The Game. Triple H picked up Ashley and gave her another Pedigree.
BOOGEYMAN AND LASHLEY VS. BIG SHOW AND KANE
The Boogeyman and Kane started off. Kane gave the Boogeyman a hard right hand and then the Boogeyman punched Kane right back, knocking the big man down. Kane was surprised at the big man's strength. The Boogeyman lifted up Kane and gave him a press slam that shook the ring. He then tug in Lashley. Lashley came in and knocked the Big Show off the apron. Kane sat up seconds later but Lashley was ready and kicked Kane in the face, hard. Lashley pinned for a two-count. Big Show rolled in the ring with a chair but the Boogeyman did that creepy dance over to him and spit a worm in his face before tossing the Big Show over the top rope, onto the padding on the outside. Lashley picked up Kane, but Kane was ready and grabbed Lashley by the throat. The Boogeyman tried to help Lashley but Kane grabbed him by the throat also and gave them a double chokeslam. Kane pinned Lashley for a two count. Kane got frustrated and picked up the chair Big Show brought in. He swung it, but Lashley gave him a drop toe-hold and Kane hit the ropes with the chair and it came back in his face, knocking him down. Big Show got back on the apron and Kane crawled over and got a tag.
Big Show stormed in and delivered a big boot to both the Boogeyman and Lashley. Lashley got right back up and got in the Big Show's face. Big Show pushed him out of the way but Lashley came right back and actually suplexed the Big Show. Lashley hurt his back doing it and had to tag in the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman let Big Show tag in Kane and then kicked Kane in the gut and set him up for the pumphandle slam. JBL's music hit and The Boogeyman looked for him. JBL came from the crowd and gave the Boogeyman a clothesline from hell. The referee disqualified Big Show and Kane and awarded Boogeyman and Lashley the match. Theodore Long's music hit and he came out with a mic.
"Now hold on just a minute, playa! JBL, who gives you the right to bust all up in my matches like that? I didn't think so. So, JBL, you want to knock out the Boogeyman? Then you have your chance. At WrestleMania...in a No Holds Barred match! Now, playa for attacked a superstar and interrupting a match, your suspended until WrestleMania, with the exception of tonight's Main Event.. And referee, restart the match. I want a clean fall. JBL, get the hell out of the ring, playa. Holla, holla, holla." Long said and walked backstage.
By now, The Boogeyman had gotten up and so had Kane. Kane went for a chokeslam but The Boogeyman somehow reversed it into a pumphandle slam and got a three count.
Winners: THE BOOGEYMAN AND LASHLEY
Match 3: MICKIE JAMES AND TRIPLE H VS. WOMEN'S CHAMPION TRISH STRATUS AND ?
Trish got a mic and the beginning of the match.
"Ladies, gentlemen and others who are not sure of your sex, I'd like to introduce my partner, who by the way is unsure of his sex...GOLDUST!" Trish exclaimed as the Golden One came out to a large fan reaction. The Golden One got to the ropes and got in under the bottom rope. Triple H looked shocked and Mickie looked confused. Goldust took his wig and coat off and did the breathe into Mickie's face. Mickie didn't like that and slapped the Golden One and the ref signaled for the bell. Mickie ran out, leaving Goldust and The Game.
Goldust held out his hand for a handshake but Triple H didn't fall for it and slapped the Golden One. Goldust Irish Whipped The Game into the corner and then followed it up with a knee to the gut. The Game howled in agony as Goldust gave him a DDT. Goldust covered for two. The Game got to his feet. Goldust went to give him a running cross body but The Game was ready and dove up with a knee to his jaw. Goldust quickly got up and gave Triple H a throat thrust. Triple H staggered back and tagged in Mickie James. Goldust tagged in Trish and the two went at it. Mickie got the upper hand and banged Trish's head against the canvas. Trish held her head in pain and rolled out of the ring. Goldust assumed Trish's place and kicked Mickie in the gut. James went to hit Goldust back but he set her up for a Curtain Call. He set her up for the neck breaker part but Triple h ran in and hit Goldust right in his Golden Globes. The Golden One fell, obviously hurt. Mickie went for the quick cover but got a two and a half count. Goldust pulled himself back up and planted Mickie with a DDT. Unfortunately, Mickie was near the ropes and the Game tug himself in. Triple H came charging in and gave Goldust one hell of a spinebuster. The ring shook from the blow. Mickie James went over to Trish on the outside. Half of Trish's body was under the ring. Mickie pulled Trish out only to be hit with a trash can lid. Mickie fell, knocked out cold.
Goldust tried to recover from the spinebuster but was unsuccessful. The Golden One eventually pulled himself up and hit a hard clothesline that knocked the Game over the top rope. Ashley Massaro came running down to the ring as the referee checked on Mickie James on the outside. Triple H climbed back into the ring and kicked Goldust in the gut and set him up for the Pedigree, near the ropes. Ashley got up on the apron and hit The Game
in his crotch. Triple H let go of Goldust and held himself which led up to The Game receiving the Curtain Call. The ref was called in and counted the three, thanks to Ashley.
Winners: TRISH STRATUS AND GOLDUST
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP: SHANE MCMAHON VS. SHAWN MICHAELS
Shane came out first and climbed the fifteen foot structure. HBK was out next and made his way up the ladder. A video package was shown to Creed's "My Sacrifice" as the two men got mentally and physically prepared for this brutal match.
HBK started off the match and slapped Shane saying, "That was for the Royal Rumble." At the Royal Rumble on January 29, 2006, Shane McMahon eliminated The Heartbreak Kid from the match. The next night on Raw, HBK won the WWE Championship from The Champ, John Cena and on that same night, Cena beat Ric Flair for the Intercontinental Championship, which he doesn't have anymore.
Shane retaliated with a hard right to HBK, which he shrugged off, and HBK gave Shane on of his own, almost knocking Shane off and winning the match right then and there. Shane popped up and gave HBK a beautiful standing dropkick. HBK went down. He went behind the scaffold, to where the weapons were held. Shane did the same thing. They both got a steel chair, and swung it at the same time. They both went down. HBK had been busted open, taking the brunt of the hit. HBK struggled to his feet. Shane got up easily and toyed with the Heartbreak Kid. Shane slapped Michaels and then did his patented three punch combo with the dance. HBK almost fell, but held on. McMahon picked HBK up and gave him a suplex. HBK moaned in agony as his back, which had been previously hurt, seared with pain. Michaels slowly got up. McMahon came running over but was met with a hard Sweet Chin Music. Vince McMahon made his way down to the scaffold and started to climb. Hbk met Vince with a series of punches to the skull and then a suplex onto the scaffold. Vince moaned and rolled to a safe corner of the scaffold as HBK mounted Shane and landed a series of punches on the side of his face, HBK then picked up the steel chair and waited for Shane to get up before hitting him over the head with it. Vince got up with a steel chair. He yelled Shawn's name. HBK turned around and Vince hit him with the steel chair, causing HBK to fall over the side of the scaffold...
Vince picked up Shane and celebrated his win as HBK pulled himself back up onto the scaffold and hit Vince with a Sweet Chin Music. HBK then picked up the chair and threw it to Shane who caught it. HBK gave a Sweet Chin Music to the chair, causing it to hit Shane in the face and knock him over the side, threw the tables that were set up to catch the loser when he fell. HBK then celebrated the victory before the light went out. Kane's music played and he came out to the stage. He did his patented arm maneuver and the scaffold's edges erupted with fire coming out of them. Kane then motioned for the title.
Winner: SHAWN MICHAELS (STILL WWE CHAMPION)
THE UNDERTAKER AND JOHN CENA VS. RANDY AND COWBOY BOB ORTON
A video package to Limp Bizkit's "Rollin" showed as the participants came to the ring.
John Cena and Cowboy Bob start off. Bob sent Cena to the ropes and hit an elbow to Cena's face. Bob dove on top of Cena but Cena rolled out of the way. Cena got up and dropkicked both Ortons. Randy flew off the apron and landed on the announce table. Undertaker lent his hand out for Cena to tag. Cena tagged in Taker and Taker went to town on Bob. Cowboy was thrown over onto the other side of the apron and big booted on his son on the outside. Both Ortons got up and Taker ran and dove over the top rope landed on them. Taker picked up Bob Orton and rolled him into the ring and hit him with elbows and rights and lefts in the corner. He drug Bob out of the corner and twisted his arm behind his back. Bob writhed in pain as Take signaled for Old School. Taker climbed on the top rope and came crashing down on Bob Orton with an Old School. Bob desperately crawled to his corner but Randy wasn't there. Taker picked Bob up and gave him a chokeslam. At this point, Orton had climbed on the top turnbuckle. He went for some sort of move but Taker caught him in midair and gave him a Last Ride. Taker picked up Bob but Bob low blew him. Taker fell on the floor as both of the Ortons crawled to their corner. Bob made the tag and Randy came in. Orton stomped away at the fallen Taker. Orton then kicked Cena off of the apron. Taker sat up and grabbed Orton by his package. Taker then fully got up and whipped Orton into the turnbuckle. Taker went running and hit a big splash. Taker then set off running again but this time hit Orton with a big boot.
Taker then preceded to beat the holy hell out of Orton. He threw lefts, rights, boots, elbows and head butts. Orton finally got out of harm's way but kicking Taker in the gut and hitting a DDT. Cena reentered the picture, only to be dropkicked again off the canvas, this time bouncing off the barricade. The US and IC champion then proceeded to pick apart the Undertaker. Taker tried to fight back on numerous occasions but Orton just kept coming back more ferocious then the last time. Taker finally got the upper hand by grabbing Orton around the throat and tossing him a couple feet. Orton rolled right back to his feet and ti his surprise, Taker was waiting with a dropkick of his own! Cowboy Bob got up and while the ref checked on Cena, who had not moved in a while, hit the Undertaker with a steel chair. Taker sat right up and Cowboy Bob hit him two more times with the chair, right in the face. Cowboy Bob threw away the chair and told Randy to pin. Bob got the ref and the ref counted the two count. Taker sat up with Orton still in the pinning position. Taker got up, still holding Randy, and set him up for the Tombstone Piledriver. Cowboy Bob ran in, but a woozy John Cena came in and gave him a F-U and then locked in a STFU. Cowboy Bob tapped out as Undertaker hit the Tombstone on Randy for the three.
WINNERS: JOHN CENA AND THE UNDERTAKER
6-MAN ELIMINATION HARDCORE RULES BATTLE ROYAL FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
KURT ANGLE VS. JBL VS. MARK HENRY. MERCURY VS. NITRO VS. REY MYSTERIO
Backstage: General Manager Theodore Long sat inside his office with Davari and Melina.
"Teddy, you have to make sure either Mark Henry or MnM walk out of here the World Champion!" Melina and Davari said at the same time.
Vince McMahon walked in after finally getting off the scaffold. "Oh, Melina. How may I help you?"
Melina started to unbutton her shirt. "I need to make sure either of my three men walk out Champion tonight." Melina said as her shirt came off.
"O-O-Okay, M-Melina. Sure. Oh, and if you don't m-mind could you tell S-Shawn Michaels that tomorrow night on R-Raw he will face Mark Henry and the Big Show in a handicap match." Vince said.
"Good, Vince. I'm glad to see we are on the same page." Melina said as she walked out of the room without her shirt on.
Seconds later, Booker T and Goldust came in. "Tell me, I didn't just see that!" Booker said.
"I second that." Goldust said.
IN THE RING
Mark Henry went right after Angle. Angle tried to fight back but MnM helped and all three men attacked the champ. JBL and Mysterio went at it. Mysterio set JBL up for a 619 already. JBL rolled out of the ring. The Boogeyman's music hit and The Boogeyman appeared from under the ring and rug JBL under. The ref concluded that JBL was now unfit to wrestle and was eliminated. No less than one minute into the match and it was down to five. Rey went after Nitro. Nitro fought back but Rey got the upper hand and gave him a hurricanrana. Nitro quickly recovered. Henry still decimated Angle in the corner. Angle slapped Henry and got the time to roll out of the ring before Henry went off. Henry got out of the ring to give chase to Angle. Mercury told Henry to wait and went after Angle himself. They got to the curtain. Goldust was waiting with a steel chair. He swung it and hit Mercury instead of the intended target, Angle. Angle quickly took the chair and gave Goldust a German suplex right back through the curtain. Angle locked the ankle lock on Mercury. Henry and Nitro were too busy double teaming Mysterio to notice. The other referee in the match went running up the aisle just in time to see Nitro almost tap. Booker T came out and hit Angle with a hammer. Nitro was put on Angle. The ref counted for a two count. Angle got up and picked up Nitro and gave him a German right into Booker T. The Book Man fell backstage as Nitro went through the No Way out entrance sign, resulting in an automatic elimination. Angle went charging back to the ring and speared Henry, who didn't go down. Angle tried to pick up Henry for the German and succeeded. Nitro then picked up Angle. Hnery got back up and did the Snapshot with Nitro for a two count. Henry got frustrated and picked Angle up, only to be rolled up and put into an Angle Lock. Nitro broke it up but got a dropkick from Mysterio. Mysterio went for, and hit, the 619 on Nitro for the three count. And then there was three. Mysterio and Herny traded punched before Angle kicked Henry in his balls and threw him out of the ring. Mysterio got a trash can lid and hit Henry over the head with it. Angle got a steel chair and swung for Henry and hit Mysterio. Henry kicked Angle in the shoulder, causing Angle fly backwards and hit the steel post. Henry then turned around and splashed Mysterio, earning himself a three count. Henry then got a table from under the ring and was grabbed by the Boogeyman. Henery drug the Boogeyman out from under the ring and slammed him spine first into the steel ring post. The Boogeyman writhed in pain and then crawled back to the backstage area. JBL suddenly came out from underneath the ring and hit Angle with a steel chair and walked backstage. Henry picked Angle up and threw him up the ramp. Henry got the table and followed him. Henry got a ladder from near the stage and set it up. Angle stumbled to his feet only to be hit by another steel chair. Angle laid down on the table by Henry. Henry then got four tables from near the stage and set them up, two across and two on top of them. He then set the ladder up under the Titan Tron and started to climb. It was one of the twenty foot ladders. He got to the very top and went to splash Angle when the Titan Tron behind him was ripped open by the Undertaker! The Undertaker grabbed Mark Henry around the throat and chokeslammed him off the twenty foot ladder and through the four tables Henry set up earlier.
Angle got off the table and rolled on top of Henry for the three count.
WINNER AND STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: KURT ANGLE
Kurt stumbled to his feet as Taker raised his arms slowly. Angle looked confused. Taker then brought his hands down fast. Two lightning bolts hit the stage on either side. Angle looked at saw two signs on fire. The one on the left had the World Heavyweight Championship and the other said "WRESTLE MANIA 22". In the middle, through the ripped Titan Tron was the Undertaker with his eyes behind his head and with one arm in the air and the other pointing at Kurt Angle. No Way Out went off the air with Kurt Angle looking scared and The Undertaker and the two burning signs.
Next Up: RAW- Goldust makes his Raw return, HBK confronts Vince, Triple H, Ashley, Trish, Mickie, Viscera, Shelton Benjamin and his Momma, Val Venis and the return of four legends.
