I'm gonna try and write these with a lot more detail and more commentary...I was reading this and I realized how horrible it is..
WWE CHRONICLES IS OFFICIALLY OFF OF HIATUS.
This Chapter- The Undertaker surprised everyone. Taker and HBK vs. Vince and Marty Jannety; Diva Battle Royal; Booker T Invitational
Chapter 13
Raw started off with the new WWE Champion, Vince McMahon, standing in the ring. He asked Lillian for a mic.
"Haha. I told you, eh? I told you that Shawn Michaels would not be the champion after Wrestle Mania was over. I wasn't wrong was I? I didn't think it would happen after my wife announced she would be the referee. So I put her in a match. Linda chose Marty Jannety as a replacement. So, I coaxed him into helping me win the title. I could care less about this title. I screwed Shawn..." Vince was interrupted by Bret Hart.
The Hitman came down to the ring and got in Vince's face.
"Vince, just because you brought me back, doesn't mean anything." Bret started to say but Vince broke him off.
"Shut up! Bret, it's been eight years? I'm finally moving on and you should too. It was Shawn's idea by the way. Move on Bret...if you live in the past, you have no future here." Vince said.
Shawn Michaels' music hit and the Heart Break Kid came down to the ring. HBK climbed into the ring and got in Vince's face.
"My idea? Vince it was your goddamn idea. Me, you and Hunter were on the phone and you suggested the idea. Now, I suggest you stop spreading rumors, before I kick your teeth down your throat!" HBK said, not backing down away from Vince.
"I suggest you move the hell away from me before you'll be out of a job." Vince said.
"Shawn, me and you...we don't like each other. You screwed me out of the title in Canada. So now...I want to face you in a match. Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels. The rematch that has been boiling for over eight years. What do you say?" Bret said.
"That's a great idea! Yeah...I like that...since at Backlash, he can't use his rematch clause yet...it will be Bret vs. HBK! Yeah...your dismissed." Vince said and shooed HBK away. HBK then clocked Vince with the Sweet Chin Music. Marty Jannety came running to the ring and took HBK down with a spear. Bret got in it and stomped on HBK's head as Jannety locked a ankle lock on HBK. The lights went out. They came back on and the Undertaker was standing in the ring. The World Champ then grabbed both men around the throat and gave them a double chokeslam. Taker then helped HBK up. Vince got up and the Undertaker gave him a chokeslam. The Undertaker then left the ring and went backstage. HBK soon followed as Raw went to a commercial break.
Match 1: Booker T's Open Challenge
Booker T walked to the ring with Sharmell. Sharmell handed Booker the mic.
" Yeah! I'm the new Money in the Bank winner! All of my opponents last night, don't want to face me again tonight, so I'm issuing an open challenge. To anyone...anyone at all, in the back that wants to face the Book Man." Booker said.
Goldust's music hit and the Golden One came down to the ring. Booker T looked confused. Goldust got into the ring and breathed into Booker's face. Booker looked freaked and got out of the ring. Chris Benoit's music hit. The Crippler came to the ring. Booker looked pissed. Benoit got into the ring and gave a hard chop to Goldust. The ref signaled for the bell.
"Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm good ole JR along with Jerry the King Lawler and Joey Styles. What a Wrestle Mania and what a Raw we have for you. Oh, Booker T with a kick to Benoit and now he's running. We have Goldberg vs. Triple H, RVD vs. Brock Lesnar and the huge Tag Team Main Event scheduled for tonight." JR said.
Booker started walking up the ramp. He said he quit. Sharmell ran up to him and convinced him to go back to the ring. In the ring, Goldust started taking it to Benoit. Goldust came at Benoit with hard chops to Benoit's chest. Benoit came back with a hard chop of his own. The sound echoed throughout the arena. Booker rolled into the ring and hit Benoit with a side kick to the head. The kick caught Benoit off guard and he was sent toppling over the top rope. Goldust breathed in Booker's face. Booker got pissed and went for a Book End. Goldust hit Booker in the face with an elbow and then hit an STO. Goldust covered for a two count. Goldust once again breathed in Booker's face. Booker tried to get up but the Bizarre One sat on his face. Goldust wiggled his butt in Booker's face. The crowd went nuts. Benoit came back in and kicked Goldust in his chest. Goldust rolled out of the ring as Benoit tried to lock a Sharpshooter in. Booker crawled to the ropes. Benoit tried to pull Booker back but Sharmell interfered and pulled Booker's hand to the bottom rope. The ref told Benoit to get off.
Benoit got frustrated and went after Sharmell. Sharmell ran away near the stage. Benoit followed her. Fit Finlay came out of the backstage area and leveled Benoit with a chair. Benoit didn't go straight down. He stumbled down the ramp and fell on his face near the steel steps.
"God damn! Fit Finlay just assaulted Chris Benoit. The chances that he will win this match is now slim to none." Joey Styles said.
Goldust rolled back into the ring and took Booker down with a thump to the face. Booker fell to the canvas. Goldust went outside the ring and took out a golden trash can lid.
"What in the hell is this man doing? This isn't a hardcore match!" The King said.
Goldust threw the lid into the ring and hit Booker with a throat thrust. Booker held his throat. He pulled himself to his feet. Goldust picked the trash can lid up and raised it up. Booker kicked him in the gut and ran the ropes and gave Goldust a Scissors Kick from out of nowhere. The Money in the Bank winner covered for a near fall. Booker looked pissed. He went outside and picked up a chair. A rowdy fan got in his face and he threatened to hit the fan. The Boogeyman came from under the ring. Booker raised the chair over his head to hit the fan. The Boogeyman grabbed it from him. Booker turned around and the Boogeyman blasted him in the head with the chair and rolled him into the ring. Goldust went to attack the Boogeyman but the Boogeyman tossed him over the top rope. Boogeyman covered Booker. 1-2...Benoit came off the top rope with a headbutt to Boogeyman. The Boogeyman rolled away and Benoit covered Booker for the 1-2-3.
Winner- New Money in the Bank Winner- Chris Benoit
"Yes! Chris Benoit now has a shot at the WWE or World Heavyweight Championship, which now currently belong to Vince McMahon and the Undertaker." JR said. "Who and when will he challenge for it?"
Backstage, Maria was talking to her man, John Cena.
"No. I can't believe that Brock Lesnar came back and violently threw you off of the stage!" Maria said.
"Yeah...I don't know why Mickie helped me though." Cena said holding his bruised ribs.
"Don't worry. I have a Diva Over the Top Rope Challenge for the title next. Then, both of us can have gold!" Maria said.
"Yeah...go get ready, Maria. I'll see you later, sweetie." Cena said and walked away. He bumped into Randy Orton.
"Congratulations! Mr. I have to Use a Psycho to Help Me Win Matches." Orton said.
"Original..." Cena said. "I didn't ask for her help, Ran. I don't need her help. If I can remember right, I was kicking your ass the whole time."
"Yeah...I was kicking YOUR ass until Mickie hit me with the cage door. And besides, I wasn't the one that got the F-5 off of the stage!" Orton said.
"But still, I got up on my own and walked backstage. You had to be helped out. So, until...Oh!" Cena started to say but Orton speared him into the wall. Orton started punching the defenseless Cena. The Undertaker appeared and picked Orton up. Orton went to hit him, until he realized it was Taker and walked away. Taker helped Cena up and Taker walked away.
Match 2- Rob Van Dam vs. Brock Lesnar
RVD came out to the ring first. Brock came out next to a chorus of boos.
"Ladies and gentlemen, RVD has one hell of a challenge ahead of him. We have no idea what Brock has been doing these past couple of years. He came back last night and violently threw John Cena off of the stage. Cena will be out of action for at least three weeks. The match is about to begin, now." JR said.
Lesnar started off with a huge clothesline. RVD folded up like an accordion. RVD got back to his feet. Lesnar ran and RVD hit a spinning heel kick. Lesnar fell down and RVD jumped on the ropes and fell on top of him with a huge splash. RVD covered for a one count. Carlito walked down the ramp.
Lesnar picked up RVD and tossed him into the turnbuckle. Lesnar hit two spears and ran in for another. RVD moved and Lesnar crashed shoulder first into the post, full speed.
"Holy! Lesnar's shoulder might be broken!" Styles said as Lesnar crashed to the canvas, visibly hurt. Carlito whispered something in his ear.
Lesnar gave Carlito his arm and Carlito pushed his shoulder in. Lesnar looked to be fine. RVD looked at him and Lesnar started clutching him shoulder, acting like he was still hurt. RVD turned to the ref. Lesnar jumped to his feet. Lesnar came running over. RVD jumped up and hit Lesnar with a dropkick, like he was expecting Lesnar to come running. Lesnar fell to the floor. RVD looked around and hopped on the ropes to get ready for a Five Star Frog Splash. Carlito threw and apple at his head. RVD fell from the top rope and Lesnar caught him and gave him the F-5. 1-2...Kick out! RVD kicked out and Lesnar looked pissed. He took the apple off of the floor. RVD got to his feet and dropped Lesnar with a kick to the jaw. He jumped to the top rope and hit a Five Star Frog Splash. RVD covered for the three!
"Here is your winner...Rob Van Dam!" Lillian said.
Winner- RVD by 5- Star Frog Splash
Backstage, Goldberg was seen prepping for his match. Ric Flair walked into his locker.
"Bill! How have you been?" Flair said.
"Cut the crap, Ric. We both know you're here because you want to talk me out of fighting Triple H. There is no way. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna go out there and tear Paul limb from limb. Now, I'll see you out there. Get the hell out of my room, now." Goldberg said and kicked Flair out.
Match 3- Trish vs. Ashley (champ) vs. Maria vs. Candice vs. Torrie vs. Victoria vs. Melina for the Women's Championship.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the WWE Women's Championship Diva Battle Royal. The rules are simple...two women will start off. You may tag in any of the other divas. They will all be surrounding the ring. It is elimination." Lillian said. "Introducing first, here is Maria Kannelis."
Maria made her way to the ring. "And her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Nitro and Mercury, Melina!"
Melina came to the ring, with a sour puss on her face. Melina got into the ring. Maria went to shake her hand and Melina shooed her away. Maria looked offended.
"And making their way to the ring being accompained to the ring by Chloe, the team of Torrie Wilson, Candice Michelle and Victoria!" Lillian said as the three of them came down to the ring. Candice got in and held the ropes open for other two.
"Making her way to the ring, being followed by Mickie James...Trish Stratus!" Lillian said.
Trish started walking down the ramp and her "friend again" Mickie James chased after her.
"And the WWE Women's Champion: Ashley Massaro!" Lillian said.
"We will have a very long match on our hands now, folks. Ashley has her hands full. If she is eliminated we will have a new champion." King said.
"Well, what makes you say that, King?" JR said.
Candice and Mickie started off. Candice hit Mickie with a flying clothesline and then did the "Go Daddy". Mickie got back up and took down Candice with a spear. Candice tried throwing her off but Mickie stayed on and bashed Candice's head into the canvas. Candice finally pushed Mickie off and rolled out of the ring. Ashley jumped off of the apron and rolled Candice back into the ring. Mickie was waiting and gave her a Mick Kick. Mickie covered Candice with a bridge. Torrie came in and reversed it and Candice was now covering Mickie. The ref had no choice but to count the three and Mickie James has been eliminated.
Melina entered next and quickly took Candice down with a hard slap to the face. Candice tried crawling over to Torrie but Melina pulled her away and gave her a leg drop. The Playboy cover girl tried to get away again but Melina picked her up and gave her a snap suplex. Melina covered for the one-two-three. Candice Michelle has been eliminated.
Victoria came in next. She got in Melina's face. Melina didn't back down. Victoria looked happy and struck Melina in her face. Melina barely moved and shoved Victoria off of her feet. Victoria fell on her ass and got back up. Melina did it again. This time, Vicotira got back up and gave her a viscious clothesline. Melina landed hard on her neck. Melina got up, still, and took Victoria down with a dropkick. Melina picked Victoria up and gave her a hard neckbreaker. Melina crawled over to Torrie Wilson and tug her in. Torrie came in and gave Victoria a quick cover. The ref counted the two count. Victoria got up and grabbed Torrie. Torrie kicked her in the gut and then gave her the X-Factor. Torrie covered for the three count. Victoria has been eliminated by Torrie Wilson.
"Who would of thought it? Torrie Wilson just eliminated her partner, Victoria!" JR said.
Trish was the next person in and took Torrie down with a dropkick. Torrie got back to her feet and Trish hit her with a hard elbow to the throat. Maria looked on in horror at the situation. She shouted her support for Torrie and Trish promptly slapped her. She then winked at her and hugged her. Trish took her eye off of Torrie for one minute and Torrie hit with a spinning kick. Torrie covered Trish for a one count. Torrie got frustrated. Ashley tug herself in to save Trish. Ashley took it to Torrie. Ashley got Torrie in the corner and gave her a hard chop. Torrie fell and then pulled Ashley skirt and made her face hit the turnbuckle. Torrie covered Ashley. Torrie grabbed the ropes and the ref didn't see it and counted the three count. Ashley has been eliminated.
Trish got to her feet and kicked Torrie in her gut. Trish signaled for the Chick Kick. Torrie quickly dodged it and took Trish down with a DDT. Torrie covered but Trish kicked out. Torrie got up and kicked Trish hard in her head. Trish looked to be out cold. Torrie picked her up and gave her the X-Factor and pinned her for a three count. Trish Stratus has been eliminated.
Maria got into the ring. Candice started to walk to ringside. Torrie hugged Maria. Maria didn't fall for Torrie's trick and gave her a Belly to Belly Suplex.
"Oh My! Who knew Maria had it in her?" JR screamed from ringside.
Maria went to cover but Candice grabbed her foot. Maria started to argue but Torrie rolled her up. Torrie grabbed Maria's tights and the ropes an got the three count.
"Here is your winner and the New Women's Champion- Torrie Wilson!" Lillian said.
Winner- New Women's Champion- Torrie Wilson
"Ladies and gentlemen, Torrie somehow won the title after help from the ropes, Maria's tights and Candice Michelle." JR said, pissed.
Backstage, Triple H was seen walking out of the arena with Ric Flair. Vince McMahon caught up to them.
"Where the hell do you think you two are going?" Vince said. "If I remember correctly, you have a match against Goldberg."
"I'm not fighting that monster." Triple H said and started to walk away.
"Sure. Not tonight. At Backlash you will. And if you even think about trying to get out of that match, you will be fired on the spot. And I don't care if your sleeping with my daughter, either. Go ahead. I'll see you at Backlash. Your suspended until then." McMahon said and walked away.
Match 4- Goldberg vs. ?
Goldberg came out to the ring and was confronted by Vince McMahon.
"It seems as if your opponent for tonight ran away scared. So I ahve found a suitable replacement. Kevin Nash!" McMahon said and got out of the way as Kevin Nash made his way to the ring. Goldberg got ready for him. Nash entered the ring and Goldberg gave him a hard spear that nearly cracked Nash in two. Goldberg picked Nash up and gave the man a JackHammer. The ref counted the three.
"Whoa! Now that's what I call ruthless aggression! Yes! Welcome back Goldberg. Oh and while I am out here...since I am the WWE Champion now...I can't take care of Raw...so next week I will announce the new Raw GM! Thank you!" McMahon said, still obviously amazed the speed that Goldberg beat Nash.
Main Event: Mr. McMahon and Marty Jannety vs. The Undertaker and Shawn Michaels
McMahon, Jannety and HBK were already in the ring when Raw came back from the commercial. The lights dimmed.
"Uh-oh." JR said.
A bell gonged somewhere in the distance. The eerie blue mist filled the arena. The Undertaker appeared at the top of the ramp and slowly made his way down to the ring. Vince McMahon looked petrified as Taker slowly walked up the steel steps. Taker got into the ring and Jannety quickly got on the assault. Taker pushed Marty away and took off his jacket and hat. Taker went over to Jannety and picked him up and dropped him neck-first on the top rope. The ref told Taker to ease up and HBK kicked Jannety in the back. Taker threw Jannety into the corner. Taker ran and hit a huge knee to Jannety's face. Taker clamped a hand around Jannety's throat but Marty escaped by planting Taker with a DDT. The Undertaker sat straight up and kicked Marty in his face. Taker then tug in HBK. HBK ran in and dropped an elbow on Marty's chest. Marty tried to crawl to Vince but HBK stepped on his hand and then knocked Vince off of the apron with a hard right. HBK got the crowd going. He went to climb the top rope.
Marty came running over. Taker tagged himself in. Marty pushed HBK right off of the top turnbuckle. HBK flew from the top and landed through the announce table.
"Oh my! Shawn! Shawn! Are you alright! We need some help out here." JR said.
The Undertaker looked to see if HBK was ok. The ref ran out of the ring. Vince went to get a steel chair. He brought it into the ring and blasted Taker in the head with it. Taker fell to the floor and he blasted him again and again and again with it. Taker didn't try to get up. Vince called the referee in and Marty pinned. The ref counted the two count. Taker sat up. Marty and Vince looked completely shocked.
Vince went to get the chair again. Taker gave Marty a chokeslam and then kicked the chair into Vince. Taker covered Marty for the three count.
Winners- The Undertaker and Shawn Michaels
After the match, Shane McMahon ran into the ring and blasted Taker with a steel chair. The Undertaker fell. Shane got Taker's World Heavyweight Championship and handed it to Vince. Taker sat up and raised his arms. Jannety got into the ring. People started lowering from the ceiling. Viscera, JBL and Farrooq came to the ring. Edge, Christian and Gangrel descended from the ceiling and Mideon got into the ring from under the ring. Shane, Jannety and Vince got out of the ring.
Taker raised his voice. "My creaturs of the night. The Ministry is back!"
End of Chapter 13
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