Chapter 24

FINAL CHAPTER !

SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT

The Final Card for this edition of Saturday Night's Main Event is:

1) Tag Team Championship- Umaga and Lashley vs. New Age Outlaws ©

2) Woman's Championship- Lita vs. Torrie Wilson © vs. Ashley

3) Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Mankind- First Blood

4) WWE Undisputed Championship- Triple H vs. John Cena © vs. Great Khali

5) Tag Team Hell in the Cell- Shawn Michaels and Undertaker vs. Randy Orton and Kane

6) Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy

This week on RAW, SNME heated up.

Eric Bischoff returned in surprise fashion as the Co-GM of Raw. He reinstated the European and Hardcore championships. Matt Hardy was named European and Jeff Hardy was named Hardcore and they will face at SNME.

Also, two matches scheduled for this past RAW was moved to SNME. The Woman's Championship match, to which Ashley was added, and the Tag Team Championship.

Can anything stop Kane?

On RAW he faced MnM in handicap action. MnM defeated Kane with a Snapshot but then when Lillian Garcia announced the winners as "MnM" he grew nuts. He attacked Lillian but MnM drew his attention back by saying "May 19th". MnM then gave Kane another Snapshot.

Backstage, Vince McMahon approached him and told him that this is not God's work and that he needs to stop. He also said he had to prepare for something but Kane misunderstood it as "May 19th". Kane then gave Vince a chokeslam on concrete. After destroying our chairman, what will Kane do to Undertaker and Shawn Michaels in Hell In the Cell?

The Great Khali cannot be stopped. 450 pound Mark Henry could not even budge this monster. They fought in a street fight with Khali almost completely dominating. Khali tore a stop sign off a pole ad beat Henry with it, then gave him a Chokeslam on the concrete. Henry came back for less then 20 seconds when he power bombed Khali through a car windshield. Khali got right up and Gorilla Press Slammed Henry through a window for a three count.

Stone Cold has returned.

Stone Cold made his presence felt during the Paul Bearer-Shane McMahon match. Mankind destroyed Shane McMahon, when he interfered. Austin came down to help Shane, who eventually won the match. Stephanie McMahon put Mankind and Austin in a First Blood Match at SNME.

The Deadman Cometh

The Undertaker made a surprise Raw appearance. Earlier in the night, Vince told Kane to tell HBK and HHH that he is putting them in a Tag Match with 'God'. 'God' was later revealed to be the Undertaker. Taker dominated Umaga throughout the match. Once, Undertaker was the only one standing while the other five men were outside the ring. Undertaker launched himself over the top rope onto all five men. It seemed as if all was done as Taker went to give Umaga a Tombstone. Taker planted him and stood up. Orton ran in and gave Taker a RKO Umaga got the three count.

After the match, chaos ensued. Undertaker pounded away on Lashley after Lashley took down HBK. On the outside, Triple H gave duo Pedigrees to Umaga and Randy Orton. HBK went to give Sweet Chin Music on Lashley but Lashley moved and it hit Undertaker. HBK hit Lashley with one and got away from the ring. Undertaker sat up as Raw went off the air, with his eyes in his head.

At Saturday Night's Main Event, Southern Belle, Kellie Pickler joins the announce team.

CHAPTER 24---- SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT

"Hello everybody and welcome to WWE Saturday Night's Main Event. I'm good Ole' JR along with my broadcast partner Jerry "the King" Lawler. What a Main Event we had last night. Folks, the return of the UNDERTAKER !" JR said.

"Yeah. Boy, I must say that was the best Raw we've had in a while. Hopefully, this can be as good. And ladies and gentlemen...we have a special commentator for tonight. She placed 6th in American Idol...Kellie Pickler !" The King said.

"Wow. It feels good to be here. I've been a wrestling fan since I was a little girl. Hopefully I can stay an announcer." Kellie said.

"Yes, lets hope, Kellie." JR said.

Match One- Woman's Championship- Lita vs. Torrie Wilson © vs. Ashley

Torrie came to the ring hoping to retain her championship. Ashley ran down to the ring and pushed Torrie in. Ashley kicked Torrie in the head. Torrie looked to be knocked out. Lita came running down and dropkicked Ashley in the face.

Lita, Torrie and Ashley were all on their feet again as three women came down to the ring.

"Who are they?" Pickler asked.

"OH MY GOD ! IT'S GAIL KIM, TRACI AND CHRISTY HEMME FROM TNA ! WHY THE HELL IS TNA HERE?" JR said.

The three women from TNA got in the ring. Lita got in Gail's face and Gail pushed her down with a hard shove. Traci took down Torrie with a spear and Ashley took Christy out of the ring. Christy waited outside the ring as Traci got a Nose Job from Torrie and Gail was planted by a DDT from Lita. "GET OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID TNA BITCHES."

The girls from TNA got out of the ring and ran through the crowd.

"Folks, TNA has just invaded the WWE." JR said. "I cannot believe it."

Winner- No contest

Match Two- Tag Team Championships- D-X vs. Umaga and Lashley

Umaga and Billy Gunn started off. Umaga picked Gunn up and tossed him into the turnbuckle. Umaga then tug in Lashley and the two of behemoths started kicking the holy hell out of Gunn. Umaga then took a thumb to Road Dogg's throat. Umaga and Lashley then picked up Gunn and did a double team move on him. Umaga covered for the fast three count.

Winner- NEW Tag Team Champions- Umaga and Lashley

"The first two matches went by very fast, folks." Kellie said.

"Yes they did, Kell." JR said.

Match Three- Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy- Ladder Match

"We have JUST learned that this match is now a ladder match." King said.

"Ladies and gentlemen, suspended above the ring is a contract. The contract contains a title shot for the Intercontinental Championship, which is now vacant." Lillian said.

Matt Hardy came down to the ring and gave the ref his European title. Jeff Hardy came down next, to a standing ovation. Jeff ran into the ring and handed the ref his Hardcore title. The ref signaled for the bell.

Jeff started off by giving Matt a hard dropkick. Jeff then put Matt on the turnbuckle and hit away with chops and punches. Matt then lifted his feet and kicked Jeff in has face. Jeff ran the ropes and hit a clothesline that took his brother outside the ring. Matt got to his feet and looked up as his brother launched himself over the top rope and onto him.

"Look at the atletktisism." Kellie said.

"Look at the what? JR asked.

"I think she means athleticism, JR." King said.

"Yeah ! That !" Kellie said.

Jeff got to his feet first and grabbed a ladder. He stalked Matt until he got up and then rammed the ladder into his face. Jeff rolled the ladder into the ring. Jeff got in the ring and set the ladder upright. Meanwhile, Matt grabbed another ladder and rolled it in the ring, on the outside. Matt set the ladder up inside the ring. Jeff was less then two rungs away from the briefcase when Matt stepped over and gave him a Side Effect off the ladder !

" OH MY GOD ! BOTH HARDY BOYS ARE DEAD ! JEFF HARDY THE RECIPIENT OF A SIDE EFFECT OF A 20 FOOT LADDER !" JR said as EMTs came rushing down.

Jeff somehow found the strength to hoist himself up using the ropes. Jeff pulled him brother up and gave him a Twist of Fate. Matt grabbed the ropes before he went down and he stayed up while Jeff fell. Matt started climbing the ladder. Jeff went around the other side and started climbing. Both brothers got up there at the same time and exchanged blows. Jeff then slapped Matt and he fell down a couple rungs. Jeff raised his arm and retrieved the briefcase.

Winner- Jeff Hardy

As Jeff celebrated his victory, a man ran through the crowd and hit Jeff with a guitar as another man ran out and hit Matt with a chair.

"ITS CHRISTIAN CAGE AND JEFF JARRETT !" King said.

Christian picked up Matt and gave him an Unprettier and Jarrett locked a Figure Four Leg Lock on Jeff. X-Pac ran out and helped the Hardys but he was soon beat down by both men. Suddenly, Kurt Angle's music hit the arena.

"UH OH ! IT'S THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST, KURT ANGLE !" JR said.

Angle looked pissed as he got near the ring. He got in the immediately took down Jarrett with a German Suplex. Angle then took down Cage with a Angle Slam. Angle locked in the Angle Lock on Christian. Cage writhed in pain and tried to reach the ropes. Chris Sabin came running through the crowd and Angle gave him a Belly to Belly suplex right over the ropes. Cage rolled out of the ring. Jarrett tried to get away but X-Pac kicked him in the head and pushed him in the corner and then kicked him in the head again to make him sit. X-Pac then ran and gave Jarrett the Bronco Buster. Jarrett rolled out of the ring and Sabin, Jarrett and Cage escaped through the crowd. X-Pac and Angle checked on the Hardy Boys and then helped them to the back.

"YES ! The WWE superstars have fought back against the TNA invaders." Jr said.

Match Four- First Blood- Stone Cold vs. Mankind

Mankind came to the ring first and waited for Stone Cold. Austin came down and then got a microphone.

"Listen up. This is to the TNA sons of bitches. If you have a problem with ME, you come out, right here right now and fight me not after my match with this freak over here." Austin said.

Music started playing.

"Whose is it?" Kellie said, anxious.

"BANG BANG !"

Austin looked behind him and Mankind him with a kendo stick.

"KENDO STICK TO THE HEAD !" Jr said.

Mankind made a motion for people to come out. Out came Terry Funk, Tommy Dreamer, Edge and Lita, each holding a different weapon. The ref ringed the bell when Cactus Jack told him to.

Dreamer got in the ring first and hit Austin in the back with a 2 by 4. Edge was in next and gave Austin a spear. Lita hit him with bat in the head. Funk picked up Cactus's kendo stick and hit Austin right in the face with it. Cactus raised the barbed wire wrapped bat in the air and then hit Austin in the back with it. Austin tensed up and Cactus hit Austin in the stomach with it. Austin got to his feet and kicked Lita in the gut and gave her a Stunner.

Austin rolled out of the ring and got a mic. "Ok, I see this is now 5 against 1. But let me ask you, Edge...Lita. Why are you associating yourself with ECW assholes?"

Edge looked confused and then realized he was working with ECW workers.

"You stupid son of a bitch. They are all wearing ECW shirts."

Edge then took his 2 by 4 and hit Dreamer in the back with it. "YEAH ! EDGE HASN'T TURNED HIS BACK ON THE WWE !"

Edge then took down Funk with a spear as Austin took it to Cactus in the corner. ECW reinforcements then rushed the ring as RVD, Super Crazy, Sabu, the Sandman and Chris Jericho came down the ring. Austin and Edge looked stunned. Austin took the barbed wire bat and hit Cactus in the face with it. The ECW alumni stormed the ring. "ITS NOW 8 AGAINST 2 !" JR screamed. "WHERE THE HELL IS THE WWE SUPERSTARS?"

Austin was bum rushed by the Sandman and RVD while Edge was taken down by a single kick from Jericho. Jericho then locked the Walls of Jericho in.

The ref stopped trying to intervene but saw Cactus Jack was busted open and awarded the match to Stone Cold.

Winner- Stone Cold

The 8 ECW stars hammered away still at Austin and Edge.

"FINALLY ! IT'S THE SPIRIT SQUAD !" King said.

The 5 Spirit Squad members rushed the ring. Mitch took RVD out of the ring with a spinning back kick. Kenny dropkicked Jericho and Jericho finally released the Walls of Jericho on Edge. Mikey gave a missile dropkick to Funk. Funk hit Dreamer and took them both out of the ring. The remaining four ECW superstars overcame the power of the Spirit Squad. Rey Mysterio then ran down to the ring. Rey slid under Sabu's legs and then gave him a dropkick to the back. Sabu hit the ropes and Rey then gave him a 619. Sabu rolled out of the ring. Austin got to his feet and hit the Sandman with a Stunner. Mitch hit Super Crazy with a kick to the head. The ECW superstars left the ring. Vince McMahon came out in a wheelchair.

"ECW superstars. You wanna interfere in my matches? Well, I'm going to put you in a match. A SIXTEEN MAN TAG MATCH. Stone Cold, The Spirt Squad, Edge and Rey Mysterio vs. RVD, Cactus Jack, Super Crazy, Sandman, Terry Funk, Tommy Dreamer, Sabu and Chris Jericho." Vince McMahon said.

Vince wheeled himself backstage as the WWE wrestlers gathered themselves together.

Match Five- Undisputed Championship- Triple H vs. John Cena © vs. Great Khali

The Great Khali came down to the ring, for his first title shot. Triple H came down to the ring next. Khali started flexing in the ring. The Game got in the ring, without spitting his water out. Then the Champ's music played. The crowd started booing. Cena came out to deafening boos. Cena got in the ring and the bell rang. Triple H started off the match by spitting his water in Khali's eyes. Khali roared. Cena then gave Khali a shoulder block. The giant didn't fall and Triple H and Cena gave him a double shoulder block. Khali went down to one knee. Triple H hooked Khali's arms but the giant gave the Game a back-body drop right over the ring and onto the floor.

Cena took advantage of Triple H's flight to the outside by grabbing Khali and kicked him in the gut. Cena set him up for a F-U. Cena hoisted the giant on his back and gave him the F-U. Triple H kicked Cena in the gut and gave him a Pedigree as Cena dropped Khali. Triple H covered for a two count as Khali kicked him in the head. Khali picked Triple H up and gave him a hard chop to the head. Khali picked him up again and gave him a big boot. Khali covered Triple H but Cena kicked him in the face. Cena took Khali out of the ring with a running shoulder block.

As Khali lay on the outside Triple H planted Cena with a DDT. Triple H picked Cena up and gave him a piledriver. Khali sat up on the outside and got into the ring. Triple H kicked him in the gut and hooked his arms for a Pedigree. Triple H jumped in the air but Cena caught him. Khali broke free. Triple H dropped Cena with a hard elbow. Khali came running at Triple H and he gave him a hard spinebuster. Triple H covered Khali for a two count. Cena got back up and took Triple H down with a snap suplex.

Khali grabbed Cena and gave him a Chokeslam. Cena rolled out of the ring as Triple H kicked Khali in the gut and planted him with a Pedigree. Triple H covered Khali for the three count.

"NEW CHAMPION !" Kellie said.

Winner- New Undisputed Champion- Triple H

Triple H celebrated his victory as John Cena looked stunned.

"John Cena held that title for 6 days ! Not even a week ! He was ROBBED !" King said.

Cena rolled in the ring and got in Triple H's face.

"Thats MY title. I never lost it." Cena said.

"True. But now, its MY title. And it'll STAY around MY waist." Triple H said and turned away. Cena turned him around and punched him in the face. Triple H punched him back and the two started exchanging blows. Cena whipped him across the ropes and Triple H came back with a kick to the stomach. Triple H then gave him a Pedigree. "Like I said, this is MY title and it's gonna STAY around MY waist. No wannabe-Vanilla Ice is going to take it from me." Triple H got up and walked away from Cena and Khali who were laid out in the ring.

"Khali suffers his first loss." JR said.

Main Event- Tag Team Hell in the Cell- Randy Orton and Kane vs. Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker

Kane came to the ring first. Kane opened the cell door and got into the ring. His partner, Randy Orton came out next. Shawn Michaels' music hit next and the D-X member made his way to the ring.

"There may be some tension between HBK and Undertaker. Last Monday Night, in a Sweet Chin Music intended for Lashley, Shawn Michaels kicked Taker in his face." Kellie said, sounding intelligent. "But we have an update on the condition of Matt and Jeff Hardly."

"Uh, Kellie, its Hardy not Hardly." JR said.

"Oh my bad. Hahaha. Well, it seems Jeff Hardy has a mild concussion from the blow from the guitar. And Matt has a broken nose from the Unprettier." Kellie said.

The lights turned out. The arena glowed a faint blue. The world famous gong sounded. Lightning struck all around the entrance setting the sides of the ramp on fire. The Undertaker walked from behind the curtain and stared directly at the three men in the cell. Taker slowly made his way to the ring, walking through fire. The Undertaker ever so slowly took his jacket off as he neared the cell. Undertaker took of his hat and stared directly into the eyes of his partner, Shawn Michaels. HBK looked away as the Undertaker entered the cell and slammed the door behind him. The Deadman slowly walked up the steps to the ring. He raised his arms and a loud explosion was heard and the lights turned on.

"What a chilling entrance. Folks, I've got goosebumps." Jr said.

The Undertaker's music stopped playing and the bell rang. Undertaker took it straight to Randy Orton in the corner with rights and lefts as HBK and Kane watched. Taker grabbed Orton's arm and wrenched it behind his back. Undertaker went up to the top rope and hit Old School. Orton rolled out of the ring to catch his bearings. HBK launched himself over the top rope onto him with a plancha. Kane and the Undertaker stood face-to-face. The two never broke eye contact.

"You. YOU caused my pain."

Undertaker looked confused. "What?"

"YOU burned down the." Kane was interrupted by a punch to the face from Taker.

Undertaker then gave Kane an Irish Whip against the ropes. Kane came running back straight into a boot from Taker. Taker then grabbed Kane by his throat and tossed him into the corner and hit him with punches to the stomach and face. Kane was ready to fall when Taker grabbed him across the throat and gave him a hell of a chokeslam. Undertaker covered. The pin attempt was broken up by Orton. The camera panned to Shawn Michaels, who was laying outside in a pool of blood, near a steel chair. The Undertaker grabbed Orton around the throat. He decided against a Chokeslam. Instead, he kicked Orton in the stomach and gave him a Last Ride. Undertaker covered but the Legend Killer kicked out. Undertaker then looked over the ropes and saw his bloodied partner. He told him to get up. He turned around and straight into a RKO from Orton ! Orton covered for a two count. Orton got pissed. He got up and climbed the turnbuckle. HBK climbed the apron and pushed Orton off. Orton landed near Undertaker. HBK, who had blood in his eye, climbed the turnbuckle and dove off with a elbow drop. Orton rolled away the last second and HBK hit Undertaker !

"HBK hit Taker !"

Undertaker sat up. He looked around and saw HBK getting up. He got in HBK's face. Taker pushed HBK and HBK hit Taker with a Sweet Chin Music ! Kane got to his feet and HBK gave HIM a Sweet Chin Music. Orton got up and gave HBK a RKO. Undertaker sat up and grasped Orton around the neck. He lifted Orton into the air and chokeslammed him outside of the ring. Taker then turned his attention to HBK. He grabbed HBK by the throat and turned him upside down. He then gave his tag team partner a Tombstone. Kane sat up behind him. Taker turned around and then gave Kane a Tombstone. Undertaker covered for the three count.

Winners- Undertaker and Shawn Michaels

After the match, Undertaker sat on the canvas, catching his breath. Two giant men came out. Undertaker looked confused. The giant man took the cell door off its hinges. Taker stood up and waited for the two men.

"More TNA superstars. Thats Scott Steiner and Abyss."

Abyss came into the ring and got into Taker's face. Taker was slightly smaller. Steiner got into the ring and stood behind Taker. Taker became surrounded by the two men. Taker turned to his side so he could see both me. Suddenly, he ran and bounced off the ropes. He came back with a double clothesline. Taker urged Kane to get up. His brother sat up. Undertaker and Kane then fought back Steiner and Abyss. Eric Bischoff came to the ramp.

"ABYSS ! SCOTT ! What the hell do you think your doing? I brought you here to demolish the WWE superstars not run from them. Get in there and beat the holy hell out of Taker and Kane." Bischoff said.

"WHAT? DID HE JUST SAY THAT HE BROUGHT TNA HERE?" JR said.

Abyss got back into the ring and took down Taker with a big boot. Steiner took down Kane with a strong spinebuster and then locked in the camel clutch. Abyss picked up Taker and gave him a hard chokeslam. Abyss and Steiner walked away with Bischoff as SNME went off the air.

END OF CHAPTER 24 AND BOOK ONE

What a SNME.

THE TNA INVASION

SNME kicked off with the Women's Title match-up. As soon as the match started, three of TNA's divas rushed the ring and took out our divas.

Then, during the Ladder match, Jeff Jarrett and Christian Cage came out and assaulted the Hardy Boys but X-Pac and Kurt Angle fought them off.

Probably the most notable interference was at the conclusion of the Tag Team Hell in the Cell. The Undertaker has just defeated Kane with a Tombstone when TNA's Abyss and Scott Steiner came down. Kane sat up and helped his brother push back the giants. In the shocker of the year, Eric Bischoff came out and told Abyss and Steiner that he brought them here to demolish WWE superstars not run from them. Abyss and Steiner got back in the cell and laid out the brothers.

HELL IN THE CELL

The Main Event did not disappoint one bit. The Undertaker was in control in the early part of the match, eventually taking Orton to the outside and taking Kane down with a chokeslam. As Taker was peppering Kane with shots on the inside, Randy Orton bloodied Shawn Michaels with a steel chair. Eventually, Taker was laid out by a RKO from Orton. Orton went to the top but HBK pushed him off. HBK then went up top but hit Taker with the elbow drop instead of Orton. HBK laid out Taker with a Sweet Chin Music after Taker shoved him. Then, HBK gave KANE a Sweet Chin Music. Orton gave HBK a RKO. Taker got up and Chokeslammed Orton to the outside. He then gave HBK a Tombstone and then gave Kane a Tombstone for the three count.

ECW ! ECW ! ECW !

Stone Cold came into SNME, hoping to bust Mankind open. He DID do that, but not before a struggle with ECW. Mankind, who was revealed to be Cactus Jack, assaulted Stone Cold and Edge, along with Tommy Dreamer, Terry Funk, Sabu, RVD, Super Crazy, Sandman and Chris Jericho. Eventually, Austin got to his feet and hit Cactus with a barbed wire bat to bust him open. Then, The Spirit Squad and Rey Mysterio intervened and McMahon set a mach up. A SIXTEEN MAN TAG MATCH. Stone Cold, The Spirt Squad, Edge and Rey Mysterio vs. RVD, Cactus Jack, Super Crazy, Sandman, Terry Funk, Tommy Dreamer, Sabu and Chris Jericho.

KING OF KINGS

Triple H finally went back on his throne. The D-X member won the Undisputed Championship by giving the Great Khali a Pedigree for the three count. Earlier in the match, HHH went for a Pedigree on Khali but was forced over the top rope. He eventually came back and gave Cena a Pedigree after Cena gave Khali a F-U. Triple H then gave Khali a spinebuster, which led up to a Pedigree for the win.

UMAGA AND LASHLEY

Umaga and Lashley won the Undisputed Tag Team Championships after squashing The New Age Outlaws.

THE BROTHERS FIGHT IN A LADDER MATCH

Matt and Jeff Hardy faced in a Ladder match. The match was rather short with the only high spots of the match being a Side Effect off the ladder from Matt to Jeff, a Twist of Fate from Jeff to Matt, and Jeff retreiving the briefcase that held a contract for a shot at the Intercontinental Championship.

KELLIE PICKLER AND CARRIE UNDERWOOD

Vince McMahon said that we need "new life" in the WWE so he brought up and coming country stars Kellie Pickler and Carrie Underwood to announce Raw. They will join JR and Jerry Lawler this Monday.