Being smashed by a heavy-ass Pokemon…what could be worse than that? Oh wait…I know!
#5: Ownage by Giovanni's Persian
Team Rocket was very happy at the moment.
Exuberant actually…
They had finally captured a rare Pokemon.
They were now inside Giovanni's Office, their boss sitting in his chair petting his Persian as the members of Team Rocket stood before them.
"So you've finally done something right for a change?" Giovanni asks, a bit of doubt in his voice.
"Oh yes boss! You see, we finally captured a very rare Pokemon for your collection!" Jessie says excitedly.
"Meowth! That's right! You won't be disappointed!" Meowth responds.
"Is that so? Well let's go take a look at it then," Giovanni says, getting up out of his chair while his Persian leaps onto his seat in his place. Giovanni escorts Jessie and James out of his office, while Meowth decides to stay behind. Meowth then approaches Giovanni's Persian and looks at him with a devious smile.
"Heheh, just you wait you stupid cat! Once Giovanni sees what we have captured, I'll be the one in his lap, and you'll be thrown out like trash!" Meowth says to him.
The Persian growls at Meowth at the comment he made.
Minutes later, Jessie and James walk back into their boss's office to get Meowth.
"Meowth! You won't believe this! Our boss is giving us a huge bonus for our capture!" James says enthusiastically. "…Meowth?"
"Where could he be?" Jessie asks.
Both Jessie and James walk over toward Giovanni's desk, and looks over it.
"YAAAAAHHH!" both members yell, as they saw their boss's Persian munching on Meowth, with Meowth's tail sticking out of his mouth.
Jessie and James were horrified at the sight. The Persian merely slurps up the rest of Meowth in response.
"YOU SPIT OUT OUR BUDDY RIGHT NOW YOU BAD CAT!" James yells out at the Persian.
The Persian did not like his attitude either, and immediately jumps at James and starts mauling his face.
"Not the face…NOT THE FACE!" James yells as he runs around the office trying to de-claw the cat of him, only to crash through the office's 20th story window, with the Persian leaping back inside, leaving James to fall to his demise.
"Uh oh…uh…nice Persian…no need to get hostile now…right?" Jessie says nervously, backing up as the Persian began advancing toward her next.
Later, Giovanni returns to give Team Rocket their money, only to see them gone.
"What? Where are those three? Did they leave? Oh well, no money for them," Giovanni says, as he walks by his fireplace, not noticing Jessie hung up above it like a fishing trophy.
Giovanni's Persian merely smiles at his accomplishments for the day.
Cats…are…EVIL! And Persians are no exception! Please review and stay tuned to the next!
