Well, you know the old saying: ridicule killed the cat…wait…that's not right…


#6: Death by Chocolate

Team Rocket slowly trudge along the beaten path, looking pretty disheveled and down-in-the-dumps.

"What a crummy day…first we get electrocuted half-to-death by Pikachu, then our boss refuses to give us our paychecks until we catch a rare Pokemon…" James says glumly.

"And now we're starving!" Meowth adds.

"Where in the world are we going to find something to eat out in the middle of nowhere?" Jessie asks before sighing.

The three suddenly stop as they all witness a candy bar lying in the middle of the path.

"Is that…candy?" James asks.

"Meowth! Let's check it out!" Meowth suggests.

The three members quickly head over toward the candy, with Jessie grabbing it first.

"It's a chocolate bar! Oh how I loooooove chocolate!" Jessie says, with a sparkle of passion in her eyes and voice as she began to unwrap the candy.

"I guess things aren't as bad as we thought it would be!" James says.

"So Jessie, how about giving us a piece of that candy bar you have there?" Meowth asks.

Jessie slowly turns around, and to James and Meowth's dismay, Jessie had already eaten it all, as the outside of her mouth was completely covered in chocolate.

"You hustling hussy! Hording all the food for yourself?" Meowth says angrily, unleashing his claws.

"You are so heartless, leaving your own teammates to suffer while you gorge yourself in chocolate!" James adds, fists clenched.

"Get her!" Meowth calls out.

Both James and Meowth jump Jessie, as all three began pummeling the hell out each other over a single candy bar. The fight got so intense, however, that they eventually resort to using their Pokemon on each other until all three were obliterated from each other's relentless attacks.


ALTERNATE ENDING!

The three suddenly stop as they all witness a candy bar lying in the middle of the path.

"Is that…candy?" James asks.

"Meowth! Let's check it out!" Meowth suggests.

The three members quickly head over toward the candy, with Jessie grabbing it first.

"It's a chocolate bar! Oh how I loooooove chocolate!" Jessie says, with a sparkle of passion in her eyes and voice as she began to unwrap the candy.

"Hey look, there's more!" James points out, as there was a trail of candy bars continuing down the road.

Team Rocket takes this opportunity to follow the trail of chocolate bars, when…

"OH MY WORD!" Jessie squeals loudly.

Team Rocket was face to face against a gargantuan mountain of candy bars that sat in an open field in front of them.

"This is a dream come true! Now we won't go hungry!" Meowth says happily.

"Let's dig in!" James says.

All three dive into the mountain of candy bars and began scarfing down the delicious chocolate.

That Evening…

Ash, Brock, and Dawn were at a nearby Pokemon Center, waiting for their Pokemon to be treated, when a news bulletin appeares on a nearby television screen.

"Next on tonight's local news: We are at the site where a young man, woman, and a Meowth were found dead in the middle of an open field. According to a doctor's autopsy, it would appear that these three victims overdosed themselves on chocolate, which may explain why each of them weigh nearly 700 pounds each. We will bring you more updates when it comes."

"Uh…say Dawn…wasn't that the place where you dumped all of those candy bars you couldn't sell this morning?" Brock asks.

"Oh yeah…I dumped them there because nobody seemed to like the 'Quadruple Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ripple Overload' bars my fundraiser was selling…" Dawn responds.

"I don't blame you…each one of those bars contained 12,000 calories and 26,000 grams of cholesterol…" Ash adds.

"Oh well…what else is on?" Brock asks, flipping the station.


Hunger leads to insanity…and insanity leads to over consumption. Elementary stuff, right? Please review and stay tuned to the next!