I'm a female, and truthfully I'm not a big fan of chocolate…(shudders).


#7: Death by The Fullmetal Alchemist

Team Rocket wandered the countryside, on their way toward the nearest city to rest and freshen up after failing to locate any decent Pokemon to steal. Meowth, who was in charge of leading them back toward civilization, had one thing to say after an hour from leaving their hot-air balloon, which stopped working some time ago…

"Guys…I think we're lost…" Meowth says to both of them.

"Lost?! What do you men lost? Whose idea was it to navigate us to the nearest city?" Jessie says angrily.

"Yours…" both James and Meowth says simultaneously.

Now feeling like an ass, Jessie sighs, then increases her walking speed, now ahead of the two as she began climbing up a small hill. Once at the top of the hill, she spots something that made her very happy…and then very confused.

"Hey you two! There's a city in the distance! A…desert…city….?!" Jessie says, her words grinding to a halt.

James and Meowth rush up the hill to see the city as well, surrounded by sand as far as the eye could see.

"What the…what's a desert nation doing out here near the countryside?" Meowth asks.

"You're asking us? You're the one who lead us here," James responds.

"Well…no matter, I suppose, let's go and get a room, I'm beat," Jessie says.

James and Meowth shrugs and follows suit.

Inside The City

As the trio wanders the sandy streets of the desert city, they spot an inn in the distance.

"Ah, there's a place we can rest. Let's go!" Jessie says eagerly.

As all three of them start dashing toward the inn, a blonde-haired kid with a metallic arm steps out from a nearby alley…

CRASH!

…colliding into him within seconds.

"Hey! Why don't you watch where you're going?" the blonde-haired kid says to them, getting off of the ground.

"Hey! It's not our fault some pipsqueak like you got in our way!" James shot back.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MINISCULE TINY LITTLE SHRIMP?!" the kid yells back at them angrily.

"Jeez…does this kid have a height issue or what?" Meowth says.

"Insult me again? Well I'll show you three!" the kid says, clapping his hands together in front of him, before slamming his hands against the stone wall of a nearby building.

Suddenly, the ground around Team Rocket began to rumble.

"What the…what's going on…" James asks, a bit spooked at the situation.

Suddenly out of nowhere, a large stone fist shot out of the building's wall…

CRUUUNCH!

…punching James straight across town with enough force for him to crash through two homes down the street.

"OH CRAP!" Meowth yells. "JUST WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!" Meowth says in shock.

"I'm Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, and you're going to pay for calling me a pint-sized insect!" the blonde-haired kid says.

"Hey! I didn't say anything about you being a pint-sized, microscopic thing or whatever…." Jessie protests…

CRUUUSH!

….before Edward uses his alchemist powers to create a wall of stone to crush Jessie like a pancake into another building.

That just leaves Meowth, who was now running for dear life down the street…

stomp….Stomp….STOMP!

…when a gargantuan stone statue stomps around the corner of a tall building, stopping to look down on the tiny helpless Meowth.

"THIS IS SO UNFAIR!" Meowth yells…

STOOOOOMP!

…as he is then stepped on by the giant statue.

After that, Edward sighs with satisfaction. Then, his younger brother, Alphonse, who wore a large suit of metal, came out of a nearby alley and approaches him.

"Brother! What just happened here?" Alphonse asks.

"Some two jerks and their talking cat called me short, so I taught them a lesson," Edward responds.

"Jeez brother...you really need to work on your anger issues when being called short, even if you are a tad shorter for a teen your age," Alphonse responds, sighing.

"Yeah well, nothing more we can do here. Let's go," Edwards says, as he and his brother leave the area.


And today's moral is: Never call The Fullmetal Alchemist short in any way, shape, or fashion, or he just might hurt you….a lot…especially if he's having a bad day. Please review and stay tuned to the next!