Too Sexy

Chapter 2: Sasuke's Dare!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto! Sheesh, I hate this…I don't own the song.

A/N: Okies everyone. Next ish Sasuke's dare. This is a chappie that might be considered 'labeled' but no offense to Emo people. :cough: including Sasuke :cough: I have to say, everyone might laugh, some people will hate me, it's ok. This is just a chapter. And if you are one of my reviewers for My Immortal (My other story), then please know that I updated heh. Okies, onto the chappie.


Sakura's floor now had a hole, thanks to Naruto.

Sakura sighed. "Naruto….you are going to pay for that right?"

"Maybe…" Naruto chuckled nervously.

"Ugh, please can we just get on with the 'The Dare Circle' ?" Kakashi asked as he got dressed to his normal clothes.

"Sure, why not?" Sakura smiled.

"Who's next?" Naruto asked.

Then everyone turned their head to Sasuke.

"What?" Sasuke said coolly.

"You,"

"Are,"

"Next!" Naruto the sentence.

"Ugh, fine." Sasuke couldn't believe he got into 'The Dare Circle'.

Sasuke reached his hand into the hat and ruffled it a bit. He took a deep breath and slowly, but carefully, pulled the folded paper.

He opened it and read out loud. "Do exactly what the Emo Song says…." Great I got the 'Emo Song' how disappointing.

Sakura got to her place, which is the boom box.

Naruto opened his mouth, to start laughing.

Kakashi just stood against the wall.

Sasuke took a deep breath.

Sakura pressed the play button.

Dear Diary Mood: Apathetic My life is spiraling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like Stab my heart because I love you and Rip apart my soul and of course Stabby rip stab stab And It doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either like that guy from that band can do some days you know...

Sasuke pretended to write in a diary and tried to flip his hair.

I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be You'd be non-conforming too if you look just like me I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs Cause I feel real deep when dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag Our dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Sasuke put some of Sakura's dirty clothes on and painted his nails with Sakura's nail polish and added some makeup to his face. He grabbed Sakura's shaver and shaved part of his leg.

Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo

Sasuke pretended to slit his throat with a kitchen knife. He just stood there and didn't jump as the song said.

I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sisters mascara now Im grounded for a week Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies I cant get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me, its never any fun They say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one

Sasuke took Sakura's hidden mascara and put some on and write on the piece of paper, a short poem. He cried and showed that his heart was breaking.

Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don' jump around when I go to shows I must be emo Dye in my hair and polish on my toes I must be emo I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo

Sasuke pretended to slit his throat again and didn't jump. He painted his hair with a marker, only a stranded though. He wrote a note saying, "I'm sorry, I can't go on."

my life is just a black abyss... ya know..its so dark. And its suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.

Sasuke pretended to suffocate himself and tightened his pants. Naruto was laughing so hard, he couldn't stand to see Sasuke like this but what would be worse? Oh that's right, him doing this instead. Sakura stood there, with mouth opened. She couldn't believe that he actually DID what the song said. What would be worse is that she would have to do something with Naruto. Kakashi chuckled and walked over to Sakura and closed her jaw.

"Close your mouth." Kakashi smiled.

Sakura shook her head. "Um, thanks." Sakura smiled at him.

"No problem." Kakashi grinned.

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth You can read me Catcher in the Rye and watch me jack off I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life If I said that I like girls I'd only be half right

Sasuke pretended to cut his wrist, not like he would ACTUALLY do that. He thought a bad, dirty thought and got a little bump. Sasuke put some glasses on and cried. He pretended to 'jack' off.

Naruto was literally laughing hisass off. He couldn't take it no more. It was so hilarious. Sakura just stood there. 'He is dead crazy…' Sakura shook her head. Sasuke was VERY low.

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo I must be emo Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo I must be emo I like to whine and hate my parentals I must be emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be emo

Sasuke looked dead and turned his clothing into a 'homo' style. He whined and tried his best to look like Naruto.

My parents don't get me ya know. They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy well, a couple guys but still, I mean its the 2000s, can't two or four dudes make out with each other without being gay. I mean chicks dig that kind of stuff anyways. I don't know diary, sometimes I think you are the only that gets me, you're my best friend.

Sasuke looked at Naruto and kissed, FRENCHED kiss Naruto. Sakura gasped. She couldn't believe it. She had seen her crush kiss her least favorite friend. Kakashi was indeed surprised at the fact that Sasuke actually kissed Naruto. Then Sasuke went to his imaginary diary and finished writing it and closed it.

"There you go!" Sasuke was indeed pissed off and walked out of Sakura's house.

"Well, we won't see him for days now." Naruto laughed.

Only a smack on someone's head was heard.

"SAKURA!"

"I'm sooo sorry. I didn't mean to Sensei! I meant to hit Naruto….I mean it!" Sakura screamed.

"SAKURA!" Kakashi's pissed off yell could be heard.


A/N: Well, I hope you liked it. Now, like I said, NO OFFENSE to those who are 'emo' but I do some of that stuff like….well you have to check my profile for that heh. Well till the next chappie.

Love always,

Angel Wing Rinoa777 aka Ash

P.S. I might change my name to Kakashi's Cupid/Angel (don't know if I should put cupid or angel. Help me choose pwease?)