Heheh...this won't be the only occasion Team Rocket encounters The Fullmetal Alchemist…heheheh…
#8: Death by Sniping
"Look, there they are!"
"We'll get em' for sure this time!"
"Meowth! This is our best plan yet!"
Team Rocket were peering out of an alley of a large bustling city, taking advantage of a very rare opportunity to capture Ash's Pikachu, who for some odd reason was roaming the streets alone.
"This is just too good to be true! Can you believe how foolish for that Ash brat to not keep tabs on his Pikachu?" Jessie says, a devious smile spreading across her face.
"Who knew that Pikachu, alone and unprotected, would be so close to us?" James adds, while quickly putting together another one of his enumerable Pokemon-catching gizmos.
"Here he comes, get ready James!" Meowth says to him.
However, James didn't respond…
FFFFFT…THUD!
…all the was heard was a faint whizzing sound, then James's body falling to the ground.
"Huh?" Meowth says as he turns and sees James lying on the ground, bleeding, a bullet through his head.
"WAH!" Meowth yells, darting up to Jessie, clinging onto her face in fear at what he saw.
"Meowth?! What are you doing?! Get off my face!" Jessie growls, pulling him off and tossing him behind her. "James, is that gizmo finished yet?" she asks, her eyes still fixed on Pikachu out on the street.
FFFFFT…THUD!
Another faint whizzing noise, followed by the sound of someone, or something hitting the ground happens seconds later.
Jessie turns around to see what was going on…
"AAAAAAHHHH!"
…to only see her partners had been shot, James in the head, and Meowth in the…unmentionables…
Jessie immediately presses herself against the walls of the alley, now frantically looking around to see who was shooting at them.
She could see nobody who could be doing this nearby.
"A sniper…a damn sniper is after us…I gotta get outta here...!" Jessie whimpers, slowly turning her head to see if she could find cover down the alley if she made a break for it…
FFFFFT…FFFFFT…FFFFFT…CRASH!
…too late.
The sniper gets Jessie too. One bullet in the ass, the other in the face, and the third one through her chest.
Minutes later, Pikachu is seen running up the stairs on the side of a very tall building, where he meets up with his trainer Ash, who was now putting away his sniper rifle.
"Good work keeping them distracted, Pikachu," Ash says to Pikachu.
"Pika-pi!" Pikachu says with a grin.
"Man, who knew long range weapons were so useful. Let's go buy some more," Ash says, packing up his sniper kit as he and Pikachu exit the rooftop.
Do these guys even have a gun permit at all? Ah well, who cares! Please review and stay tuned to the next!
