Too Sexy

Chapter 3-Naruto's Dare.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and never have. Or the song..

A/N: HOLY SHIT! Man, I didn't think I would get THIS much reviews. My lord. Well, I'm happy you guys LOVE the story so far but you have to remember, this is just a short story. It's not going to be something long. I'm planning to do one for Inuyasha. And, one of you reviewers thought I HATED Kakashi, but I don't. I LOVE him though. I'm obsessed with him. His birthday ish three days before mine.:) Anyway, this song MIGHT offend people but I just find this song DOWNRIGHT HILARIOUS. I have to put the rating up cuz of language. this song has some SERIOUS profanity if you don't like cursing then don't read this. Ok. I'm done with this author notes. :)


Naruto was laughing as he saw Kakashi run around chasing poor Sakura.

"I'm so sorry Kakashi-sensei. I didn't mean to. I meant to smack Naruto on the head but but but..." Sakura looked around nervously as her sensei chased her around.

"Shouldn't we see what Naruto's dare is?" Kakashi stopped his tracks and looked at Naruto.

Naruto became sweaty around the forehead. "Uh...why me? Why not Sakura?"

"She's special." Kakashi winked at her.

Sakura was shocked to see her sensei wink at her but she had to admit...'He looked kinda cute when he did that..' Sakura coughed. 'Bad thoughts..'

"Anyway, we should let Naruto choose. Since he made me go..." Sasuke walked in.

"You're back! I thought we wouldn't see you for days." Naruto smiled slyly.

"Just choose your dare." Sasuke snapped.

"Fine, you party pooper." Naruto put his hand inside the hat. He ruffled his hand against two pieces of papers. He chose one and slowly pulled one out.

He opened it and gulped.

"Oh no..."

"What'd you get?" Sasuke asked him.

"I got..." Naruto gulped, "Fuck a Dog..."

Sasuke went down to the floor laughing. "You got that? Wow."

Sakura walked to her stereo. "Shall we?"

Kakashi smirked and leaned against the wall, far away from Naruto.

Naruto sighed. He had heard of the song before but the question was...who to choose? He couldn't choose Sakura, since he liked her. Kakashi? No, that wouldn't look right. The only choice left was...Sasuke. Now Naruto know what Sasuke felt.

Sakura pressed the play button.

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.

Naruto blushed and sighed and started to hump Sasuke. Sakura's eyes went huge. Kakashi turned around and laughed.

He wants to fuck a dog in the ass.

Naruto continued to hump Sasuke. Sasuke's reaction was like everyone else's. He started laugh. Naruto wouldn't just get off. He was a fox no?

I wanna fuck a dog I tried to fuck your mom in the ass Tried to fuck your dad in the ass could only find the dog...and his ass

Naruto humped Sasuke, then Sakura and ...Kakashi! He went back to hump Sasuke. His face, beet red. 'I won't live through this anymore.'

we wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog

Naruto boosted up his humping speed. Sasuke tried to get him off because he started to get bad thoughts. Naruto just stayed on there.

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass,
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

Naruto started to hump Kakashi. Sakura stood there laughing. 'How could Naruto do that? He should've just walked away but this is funny.' Sakura grabbed her stomach. She was in too much pain.

Tried to fuck a fucking pirate but I've found the dog

Naruto went back to humping Sasuke. Kakashi shuddered and thought, 'NEVER join them in a game called The Dare You'

Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

Naruto went to Sakura and started to her hump her.

We want to fuck a dog in the ass We want to fuck a dog in the ass wanna fuck a fucking dog

Naruto went back to humping Sasuke. Naruto was panting and he started to get a small bump. 'How can I be turned on at this? Maybe because of Sasuke...'

fuck you

Naruto gave Sasuke one last hump. Naruto went to the floor and laid down. Sakura and Kakashi was laughing at Naruto. Sasuke kicked Naruto.

"You just had to choose me baka?" Sasuke was pissed.

"Yeah.." Naruto whined. He was tired and didn't want to do anymore dares.

"You do know...Sakura's the only one left." Kakashi pointed it out.

"KAKASHI-SENSEI!"


A/N: I just love the screaming at the end of chappie. So...how hilarious was that? Hope it was VERY hilarious. I just love the song. It's a very funny song. By Blink 182 people. The ultimate punk band. Well review please? This song might deleted since some people might consider it a songfic but I assure you it's not a songfic. Well, if it does get deleted where should I go that allows songfics? I have two songfics but one got deleted and the other is still up there. O.o;; Oh and for Sakura's dare I might do something different but if I don't, I want to know what song should I do? "Don't Phunk with my heart?" or "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas...that's if I choose to do the same as Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke. But please give me your thoughts :) Thankies.

Love always,

Kakashi's Cupid aka Ash