I'd be scared too if I was shot at by Ash or even history's most notorious gunmen (Dick Cheney included). I'd also be rather embarrassed if someone acted rather stupidly in front of a large audience or even myself.


#9: Humiliation by Wacky Substance

In another unnamed city, Team Rocket was currently in pursuit of Pikachu down the crowded streets. Pikachu weaves in and out of the crowds trying to evade the trio.

"Get him! Don't let him get away!" Jessie yells as she shoves past the pedestrians, with James and Meowth following from behind.

Further down the street in a laboratory, two scientists were standing by an open window holding a flask of chemicals.

"It's no use, we've tried this new compound on our Pokemon and it doesn't seem to do anything! It's a useless concoction," the first scientist says.

"Then throw it out then, we have no use for it anymore," the second scientists states.

Back outside, Pikachu stops in front of the scientist's building to take a brief break from running. Soon, however, Team Rocket catches up to him in no time.

"We got you now, Pikachu! Give it up!" Meowth says, closing in on the tired yellow Pokemon.

Just before Team Rocket could snag Pikachu, the two scientists from the building next to them tosses out the flask of chemicals. It breaks as it hits the ground, spewing out a purple gaseous substance all around Jessie, James, and Meowth. Pikachu takes the opportunity to flee the scene.

"H-hey! What the?!" James exclaims, coughing from the plume of gas.

"What is this stuff!? I'm starting to feel weird…" Jessie states.

"I don't feel any different…" Meowth says.

Once the smoke clears, both Jessie and James had a very goofy look on their faces.

"Uh…are you two alright?" Meowth asks.

Jessie zips up to Meowth and grabs him, hugging him tight.

"Awww…what a nice soft creature you are! You're as soft as a pillow!" Jessie says, snuggling Meowth so hard it was nearly choking him.

"What the?! What's with you all of a sudden?!" Meowth proclaims.

James, who was now in a French Maid's outfit, floats by Meowth, cleaning everything around him with a feather duster.

"I feel so beautiful! Time to clean this messy street!" James says in a singsong voice.

Meowth had a 'WTF' look on his face at the moment.

"Hey you guys! Quite goofing off and let's go nab Pikachu for crying out loud!" Meowth yells at them.

The crowds of people in the streets began to take notice of Jessie and James's strange hijinks as they start to gather around them.

"Would you like a batch of fresh cookies?" Jessie asks, holding a pan of cookies to Meowth as she broke out into a kooky laugh.

"Na- Na- Na- Na- Na- Na- Na- Na- Na- Na- Na- Na- Na- Na- Na- Na-BATMAN!" James yells, now running around wearing a Batman costume.

Meowth's mouth was hanging open is disbelief at the stupid actions of his partners.

"Why…is this...happening…?" Meowth says, an eye twitching from the embarrassing scenes.

The crowds around them began laughing and taking pictures at the team's display of idiocy.

Meowth then realizes that the gaseous substance that spewed about them must have been what was making Jessie and James act stupid.

"Ah man…how much longer do I have to endure this…" Meowth mumbles.

"EVERYBODY DO THE MACARENA!" both Jessie and James proclaim to the audience, now dancing in front of them.

"Oh wow, so these guys are members of Team Rocket? They're no thieves, they're just a bunch of losers!" someone yells from the crowds.

Unbeknownst to Team Rocket, their boss Giovanni was watching them via satellite TV, his face beet-red with anger and embarrassment from what he was watching.

The trio would never hear the last of it from anyone anywhere once the effects wore off.


Embarrassing much? Maybe amusing is more like it! Where's my camcorder at? Please review and stay tuned to the next!