Too Sexy

Chapter 4- Sakura's Dare.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...or the song (which I love cuz I'm really perverted. xD I dance to it too lolz)

A/N: HOLY! I got fourty reviews. Yay! I feel so loved. Well, you should be happy, I'm updating one day AFTER I posted chappie three. If you can't think of Sakura doing the dare then just imagine her older :) Hope you laugh your ass off. Or peeing in your pants xD Oh and pwease people, read my story My Immortal I haven't gotten any reviews for it yet. :( I really like that story and I'm sad cuz no one has reviewed it. Please forgive me if the narrating sounds a bit weird since I do dance but I really don't know how to put it in words xD


"What? I'm being serious. You're the only one left. Besides...I would love to see what you have." Kakashi chuckled.

"Kakashi-sensei..." Sakura glared at him.

"Oh come on! It can't be worse than mine!" Naruto shouted.

"Or mine.." Sasuke said.

"Or mine too." Kakashi rose his right eyebrow.

"Ugh, fine. I'll get the fucking paper.." Sakura grumbled. She walked towards the hat and bit her lip. 'Stupid men...'

Sakura reached her hand into the hat and picked out the only paper in there. She gulped. 'What would I get? Hopefully not Kakashi's dare..'

She opened the folded paper and saw sloppy handwriting and instantly knew it was Kakashi's handwriting. Sakura looked at Kakashi and glared at him. Kakashi looked at his student and saw fire burning in her eyes. 'What the?'

"I got..."My Humps"!" Sakura threw the paper at the floor. "Grr, why did I have to get this?" Sakura walked around panicing.

"You could wait until you are older if you want. Give you time to 'mature'" Kakashi chuckled.

"NO WAY!" Sakura screamed.

"Then,"

"Do,"

"It." Kakashi chuckled.

"You are the worst teacher I've ever had!" Sakura punched his chest.

"Heh, then do the dare." Kakashi calmly asked.

"FINE!" Sakura glared.

Naruto and Sasuke were laughing at her.

"She got 'My Humps'." Naruto laughed.

"That song gets on my nerves..." Sasuke chuckled.

"Naruto! Press play." Sakura had anger in her voice. Well, who wouldn't have anger in their voice when they were doing their perverted teacher's dare?

Naruto ran over to the stereo and put his finger on the play button.

"Ready?" Kakashi winked at Sakura.

Sakura gritted her teeth. "You'll pay for this." She mouthed to it Kakashi.

"Riiight." Kakashi chuckled.

"Now Naruto!" Sakura stomped her foot. "Oh and I need someone to lip-sing the male's voice." Sakura asked.

Naruto shook his head, he didn't want to do anymore dares and that was that. "Sorry Sakura not me."

Sasuke chuckled. "Sorry, I don't do that type of music."

Sakura turned her eyes to Kakashi.

"I'll do it. We can't have you doing a male's part." Kakashi winked at her again.

Sakura 'hmph'ed. She had so much anger. 'Break his bones Sakura!' Inner Sakura just had to make her appearance now.

"Naruto start the fucking music."

Naruto pressed the button and the music started.

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?

Kakashi did his part and now it was Sakura's part.

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

Sakura danced, blushing, around Kakashi. She shook her ass then looked at her 'lumps' and pointed at them. Naruto and Sasuke were having the time of their life, laughing. They would never think Sakura would actually do this. Especially near Kakashi.

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

Sakura, still blushing, dancing around all three guys. She started singing to it. Naruto and Sasuke blushed as Sakura danced close, I mean CLOSE, to them. However, she did the same for Kakashi but Kakashi was a grown man he could keep it under control. Besides, he isn't a pedophile. Right?

My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got you,

Sakura danced near Kakashi, knowing his turn was next.

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

Sakura and Kakashi danced. Kakashi looked down and saw her face. She looked up at him and blushed. Kakashi chuckled, 'The hell? Where the hell did she learn her moves?'

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

Sakura and Kakashi continued to dance but not to close. Sakura avoided looking at Kakashi's face, while Kakashi wanted to see her.

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight

Kakashi and Sakura continued to dance. Naruto and Sasuke just stared at them. "How could they dance so close but barely even touching?" Naruto asked. "Don't ask me baka." Sasuke spat.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

As the song says, Sakura danced while Kakashi pretends to try to touch her 'hump'. Sakura felt disgusted though, especiallyit was coming fromKakashi. Even though he was pretending.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)

Sakura danced alone now, she 'popped' her ass and her 'lumps'. She continued to amaze her perverted sensei with moves he hasn't seen. Sasuke and Naruto blushed as they thought that she was dancing with them.

My lovin' got you,
She's got me spendin.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

Sakura motioned a watch on herwrist and rubbing her fingers together meaning money.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work.

Sakura danced close to Kakashi and this time, she touched him. Kakashi could felt warmth coming to his cheeks. He had never experienced a girl, 13 years old, dance this close to him.

She's got me spendin.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me She's got me spendin.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

Kakashi grabbed her hips and moved them with his. He whispered in her ear, "Just play along." He could see her face turn beet red. Sakura nodded her head and turned around. She looked at him then pushed him away.

The song had ended.


A/N: Oooo what's going to happen next? Or is it the end? . xD Well, review please :)

Love always,

Kakashi's Cupid aka Ash