Too bad Team Rocket never watched the movie Psycho, otherwise they might have lived through the whole ordeal…well okay, maybe not, but still...ah screw it...
#11: Ownage by Lucario Gang-up!
It was sunny in the mountainous region of Sinnoh.
All seemed fair-the-well, well, for most people, except for one particular trainer.
Paul, one of Ash's rivals, was on his way to enter into a local tournament.
It wasn't long though until a well-known trio of Pokemon thieves confronts him.
While Paul walks along a trial, Team Rocket springs out from behind a large bush and blocks his advance.
"Who the heck are you losers? Out of my way!" Paul says to them with a disgruntled tone.
"Ha! Not a chance! We won't move until you hand over your Chimchar!" Jessie says to Paul.
"For your information, I abandoned that weak Chimchar of mine a week ago!" Paul says to them in a 'matter of fact' tone.
The trio looks at each other with much disappointment.
"Oh well, no matter, just give us any Pokemon you have on you or else!" Meowth threatens him.
"You want my Pokemon? You'll have to answer to my new partner first," Paul responds, arms crossed.
"Oh? And who would that be?" James inquires.
Paul turns his head and snaps his fingers.
Within seconds, a Lucario approaches Paul from behind and stops by his side.
"A Lucario? Is that the best you can do? We'll bag that Pokemon in no time!" Jessie says.
"Ahem," Paul says, signaling his Lucario to pull out a metal baseball bat from behind its back.
"A baseball bat? You call that intimidating?" Meowth says with a snicker.
Paul's Lucario steps forward toward Team Rocket…
…and whistles.
Suddenly, two-dozen more Lucarios appear out of nowhere, all wielding metal baseball bats, surrounding Team Rocket.
"Attack!" Paul commands.
"Uh oh…" all three Team Rocket members say in unison.
SMASH! BAM! WHACK! CLANG! CRACK! SWACK! SMASH! CRUNCH! POP! CRUSH! SMASH! BAM! WHACK! CLANG! CRACK! SWACK! SMASH! CRUNCH! POP! CRUSH! SMASH! BAM! WHACK! CLANG! CRACK! SWACK! SMASH! CRUNCH! POP! CRUSH! SMASH! BAM! WHACK! CLANG! CRACK! SWACK! SMASH! CRUNCH! POP! CRUSH! SMASH! BAM! WHACK! CLANG! CRACK! SWACK! SMASH! CRUNCH! POP! CRUSH! SMASH! BAM! WHACK! CLANG! CRACK! SWACK! SMASH! CRUNCH! POP! CRUSH! SMASH! BAM! WHACK! CLANG! CRACK! SWACK! SMASH! CRUNCH! POP! CRUSH! SMASH! BAM! WHACK! CLANG! CRACK! SWACK! SMASH! CRUNCH! POP! CRUSH! SMASH! BAM! WHACK! CLANG! CRACK! SWACK! SMASH! CRUNCH! POP! CRUSH! SMASH! BAM! WHACK! CLANG! CRACK! SWACK! SMASH! CRUNCH! POP! CRUSH! SMASH! BAM! WHACK! CLANG! CRACK! SWACK! SMASH! CRUNCH! POP! CRUSH!… … … …CRRRRRAAAACK!
After the beating, all of the back-up Lucarios flee the scene, while Paul's Lucario went back to his side.
"Hmph, losers…" Paul simply says, as he continues his journey, leaving the smoldering pile of the beaten Team Rocket members as if nothing happened.
Today's lesson? Don't mess with Paul, fool! Please review and stay tuned to the next!
