Lucarios and baseball bats, when combined, have an unfortunate tendency to have hurtful results.
#12: Ownage by Norris
Paul was taking a break up near the peak mountain range of the Sinnoh region. He sits by a tree along a path and eats his lunch.
It wasn't long though before Team Rocket once again confronts him.
The trio advance toward Paul from out of nowhere. James grabs him by the collar, and pushes him against the tree, while Jessie and Meowth prepare to grab their Pokeballs.
"Ugh, you guys again! What do you want now?!" Paul says, a bit miffed of their return.
"We're going to succeed in stealing your Pokemon, you brat!" Meowth says to him.
"Geez, you guys are pathetic, harassing a guy like me," Paul says to them.
"You got that right, runt! No one can help you now!" Jessie says with a devious smile.
"Funny you should say that…" Paul says in a 'matter of fact' manner.
"What do you mean?" Meowth asks.
"You see, I got backup with me!" Paul says to them, before turning away from them. "You can come out now, !"
Immediately from around the corner, Norris walks out and stands next to Paul, wearing blue jeans, a white shirt, brown jacket, and cowboy boots and hat to match.
All three Team Rocket members had horrified looks on their faces upon 's entrance.
"Guys, I'd like you to meet my uncle Norris," Paul says to them.
"Oh crap! I heard that Norris doesn't use Pokeballs to catch Pokemon, rather the Pokemon jump into the Pokeballs to hide from him!" Meowth says shakily with a gulp.
"I heard that when Psychic Pokemon try their powers on Norris, they always end up passing out into a coma!" James says with a worried look.
"I read somewhere that Legendary Pokemon come out of hiding only when Norris isn't nearby!" Jessie says, sweating like a glazed pig.
"You know, these Norris jokes have gotten old. Now I really have reason to teach you three a lesson," says to them.
Without further ado, precedes to charge toward Team Rocket. Before the trio of Pokemon thieves could even turn away and run…
WHUPOW!
… uses his famous roundhouse kick to send Team Rocket flying over the mountains.
"Thanks uncle," Paul says to .
"Anytime nephew. Now to get back to Texas and serve up some more justice," says, making his leave.
Both of them return to their normal routine, blatantly ignoring the huge-ass hole in the mountain where Team Rocket ended up landing.
Today's lesson? Don't mess with either! Please review and stay tuned to the next!
