Too Sexy

Chapter 8- The Joke

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto for the eighth time! Grr...

A/N: Okies, here's chappie 8. I'm sorry for the loong waiting time, but I recently had problems. Well review and make me one happy author! Remember Sakura is 14 in here.


"Ok, I dare you to..." Kakashi paused. Then he smirked. 'Well, this won't hurt her would it?' "I dare you to give me a back massage."

Sakura laughed. "A back massage? That's it?"

"What is it that it is so amusing?" Kakashi tilted his head.

"I thought you would come up something more perverted like you wanted me to give you a lap dance." Sakura continued to laugh.

"Would you do that instead?" Kakashi rose his right silver eyebrow.

"Yeah." Sakura was so caught up laughing she didn't realize her answer until she heard Kakashi chuckled.

"What's so funny?" Sakura looked at Kakashi.

"You just said 'yeah'."

Sakura's eyes widened. "I did, didn't I?"

Kakashi nodded. "Go right ahead."

"What? Now? You got to be kidding me." Sakura coughed.

"Lap Dance. Now. I'm not kidding." Kakashi chuckled.

Sakura blushed bright red.

"Would you rather do it at night?" Kakashi smirked.

Sakura quickly nodded.

"Ok, I'll let you get some ideas and rest. Be good." Kakashi winked at her.

Sakura growled. "Perverted Sensei!" She grumbled. Then a dirty thought came to her mind. Even though she was just 14 years old she could do much more. She smirked.

Kakashi went into his bathroom and sighed. He ran his head through his hair. 'Maybe I shouldn't have made her do this...People will get bad thoughts.'

Sakura slowly stripped down to her undergarments, and hid under the covers that Kakashi supplied to her. She laid there on the dark green couch with covers ontop of her.

Kakashi refreshed his mind and walked over to his silver bed. He fell on his bed with a flop. He was tired he had to admit it. He quickly got under the covers and laid his head on his fluffy pillow.

A few hours passed.

Kakashi tossed a bit then yawned. He heard some noise. He smirked, knowing Sakura was in his house. 'What is she planning now?' He got up and opened his door. He saw Sakura walking around with covers around her small body.

"Are you cold or something?

Sakura blushed and turned her head down. "No...I believe it's my time."

"Time?" Kakashi tilted his head.

"To do the dare..." Sakura's voice was low.

"Oh, that." Kakashi scratched the back of his head nervously. "You don't actually have to do it. I was joking." If Kakashi could blush, he'd would be now.

"I thought you were serious!" Sakura lifted her head up and smiled.

"Oh it's ok. Just give me my back massage. I need that right now." Kakashi smiled.

"Ok." Sakura blushed. "Do you want me to sit behind you?" Sakura somehow became nervous to ask this.

"Yeah, it's better for you to do that right?" Kakashi sat to the left therefore giving her room to make herself comfortable and massage his back.

Sakura gulped and sat behind Kakashi's back. She took a deep breath and placed her hands on his shoulders. She started move her hands around, kneading Kakashi's back. Kakashi started to whisper to himself "oh that feels good, ah, ooh", Sakura blushed hearing the slightest words. After she gave him a wonderful back massage, Kakashi turned around to look at her.

"Where in the world did you learn to massage like that?" Kakashi asked her.

"My mom. She gives me massages sometimes and she taught me in case if you, Naruto or Sasuke needed some relaxation." Sakura stared at him.

"Wow. Good for your mom." Kakashi smiled.

"We should be heading back now."

"Yes, we should. Don't want Naruto and Sasuke finding out what happened eh?" Kakashi started to unlock his door and he stood outside of his house. Sakura followed him outside and back to her house. They both got in the bathroom window and sat back down in their original spots.

Sakura got up and laid down on her bed and fell asleep soundly. It took a moment for Kakashi to see that she was tired. 'Hm well, it is night..' Kakashi laid down on her carpet floor and took a deep breath. He slowly closed his eyes. Soon enough, he fell asleep.


A/N: Now, I know you miss the hilarious dares but don't worry another one ish coming right up :) I'll probably have chappie nine done before the week ends. I hope to. Sorry, I'm just a romantic person when it comes to KakaSaku xP But I have something planned for Sakura when she turns 18. Very funny. :) But that won't beuntilfuture chaptersReview and make me happy loves!

Love always,

Ashie