Too Sexy

Chapter 9-Lucky Star

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...happy? Or the song..

A/N: Wow, you reviewers just want to see what Sakura's dare is when she reaches 18. lolz. Too bad, you won't get to see it until later. Waaay later. We still have four more years to go peoplez. This is not a hilarious song but it's one of my favorite song. It's by Madonna. Sorry for people who are against her but I like her music O.o; But I will make it hilarious. For those who've seen the music video, it's just plain freaky O.o; Now onto the chappie.

This ish dedicated to meh best friend Wishy!


"SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto kept banging the door with his fist. "Come on out there." Naruto continued his loud task.

"Baka, she's going to give you a beating." Sasuke smoothly replied.

"Shut up Sasuke!" Naruto barked.

"Whatever."

Naruto growled.

Kakashi slowly moved up from the floor. He rubbed his head. 'Naruto...' He moved towards the door and opened it. Naruto fell down to the ground.

Sasuke chuckled to himself.

"What is it Naruto?" Kakashi yawned. He wasn't used to waking up to a very loud person.

"Did you guys do the truth or dare?" Naruto got up and stood in front of Kakashi.

"Yes." Sakura's voice spoke up.

"Aww man. See Sasuke..." Naruto punched the silent man.

"Baka! It was your fault. You wanted to go home and rest."

Naruto grumbled something incoherent.

Sakura and Kakashi had a smirk on their face. They shook their head, merely laughing at Naruto.

"What's so funny?" Naruto asked.

"You didn't realize that we left the room."

"What!"

"Yep." Kakashi's voice said it clearly.

"But since you woke us up early with your loud banging.." Sakura smirked. She looked at Kakashi and smiled.

Kakashi nodded his head. They both thought the same thing. Kakashi opened his mouth and said, "You have to do a dare for both of us."

"What?" Naruto's mouth hung open.

"Close your mouth." Kakashi chuckled.

Naruto closed his mouth but his eyes reflected what he was thinking.

"You have to do a dare and whatever the song is...you have to use Sasuke as your partner!" Sakura started to laugh.

"You kidding me right?" Naruto's eyes were huge.

"Nope." Kakashi leaned against the door.

"Ugh. Another dare...with...you." Naruto glared at Sasuke.

"Don't look at me baka. You brought upon yourself." Sasuke scoffed.

"Come on guys! Let's get to our stations!" Sakura became her giggly self.

Kakashi shook his head and followed her downstairs were the boombox was. Sasuke soon followed after him. Naruto walked as slow as he could to savor the moments of silence before it ended up in embarrassment. Naruto made a mental note to kill Ino. Purely kill Ino. Naruto finished walking down the stairs.

Sakura stood by the boombox with a smile on her face. Kakashi leaned against his place on the wall. Sasuke stood in the center of the floor.

"Actually..." Sakura's voice was dark and mischievous.

"You know what?" Kakashi's voice was the same.

"This dare is for..." Sakura started to laugh.

"Both of you." Kakashi smiled.

"WHAT?" Sasuke and Naruto shouted.

"Both of you are.." Kakashi wanted to Sakura finish the sentence.

"Are to do the dare together. This should be fun no?" Sakura smiled slyly.

"Oh.." Naruto glared at Sakura. She was pure evil. Pure evil.

Sasuke sighed and moved far away from Naruto. Naruto got to his place.

"Now, you don't know what the dare is so go along with the music." Kakashi informed the males.

"Yes, Kakashi-sensei." Naruto replied sadly.

Sasuke just nodded his head. The fact that he was doing this with Naruto scared the living shit out of him.

Sakura smiled widely. "Ready...Set...Go!" Sakura pressed the play button.

Naruto started dancing in the beginning of the song and then the lyrics came.

You must be my Lucky Star 'Cause you shine on me wherever you are I just think of you and I start to glow And I need your light And baby you know

Sasuke slowly 'danced' his way to Naruto and did a hand movement meaning light. (A/N: How corny!)

Starlight, starbright first star I see tonight Starlight, starbright make everything all right Starlight, starbright first star I see tonight Starlight, starbright yeah

Naruto made a little paper star and smiled at it.

You must be my Lucky Star 'Cause you make the darkness seem so far And when I'm lost you'll be my guide I just turn around and you're by my side

Sasuke turned around and saw Naruto by his side. 'This cannot get any worse can it?'

Come on shine your heavenly body tonight 'Cause I know you're gonna make everything all right

Sasuke started to take off his shirt. However he wouldn't go past the pants. And Naruto did the impossible thing he did. He roamed his fingers over Sasuke's chest. Sasuke started blush at the contact. Then he pushed Naruto away. Sasuke put his shirt back on.

You may be my lucky star But I'm the luckiest by far

They both indicated that they were the lucky stars and then gave a lucky smile to each other. The song ended at the smile.

Kakashi and Sakura snickered throughout the whole dare.

"I'm out of here." Sasuke got out of the house.

"Me too!" Naruto shouted.

"Don't forget to come back tomorrow for next year's details!" Sakura shouted at the two ninjas.

Kakashi still snickered. "Well that's the best I've seen."

Sakura smiled at him. "Yep. Ino would very proud to hear this."

"I'll see you three tomorrow, no?" Kakashi rose his silver right eyebrow.

"Yes, you will." Sakura nodded her head and smiled.

'She looks so cute when she smiles.' Kakashi thought. "Well, bye." Kakashi didn't know what else to say then disappeared in a poof.

"Bye..." Sakura shook her head and giggled. She went to gather her things. "Time to give Ino the report.." Sakura laughed and closed her door and went off to Ino's house.


A/N: Ha! I loved it. I decided to make it longer since it's supposed to five chapters for each year but I kinda shortened Kakashi's and Sakura's dare so I had to make this longer. :) Hope this fufilled your humorness. xD I told you I would make it funny. And I did. :) Probably the most shortest song ever O.o; It's a little hard to find funny songs but I'll find them...Don't worry. It's a sad thought I can't use an Evanescence song :( Oh well, just review and make me happy. I doubt the next chapter would be this long. It won't. xD Just review..

Love always,

Ashie

P.S. This ish dedicated to meh best friend Wishy!