Gotham City wasn't exactly a good place to start, right? Why not try somewhere…more exotic?
#23: Humiliation by Master Chief
Taking the next flight out of Gotham as quickly as they could, Team Rocket boarded the first thing their money would let them…
…a military drop-ship.
The trio, who were asked to suit down in military combat uniforms, sat with several other individuals as they waited for the ship to land.
"Um…guys…can I ask you something?" Meowth says, looking up at the two from underneath his over-sized helmet.
"We already know what you are going to ask: why are we dressed up as if we've been drafted?" James responds, adjusting his belt as he spoke.
"Maybe we've just stumbled upon an in-flight war simulator," Jessie speculates out loud.
After they spoke, a man who looks to be a military leader walks down the isle and hands each person a rifle.
"Wishful thinking…" Meowth says as he is given a smaller sized gun.
"All right soldiers, listen up! I am Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson! You are all new recruits of the UNSC Marine Corps! Your first mission is to infiltrate the enemy's complex once we land on the ancient space weapon called Halo!" says the dark skinned man who smoked a cigar as he spoke. "Your unit leader will be Master Chief! Don't give him any trouble, or he'll personally kick your ass!"
"Master…Chief?" all three Team Rocket members echoed in unison, turning to the full-armored soldier sitting next to them.
"...What are you looking at?" Master Chief says to them.
The ship they were on then lands. The hatch opens and the soldiers started piling out. The trio hesitantly follows them outside.
"All right, the enemy is approaching us in the distance. You guys give me some cover," Master Chief tells his platoon.
Just as he had stated, the enemy could be seen in the horizon, charging toward their group ready to attack.
"You there, start firing!" Master Chief orders James.
"Um…all right," James responds, pulling the trigger of his gun to test it, only to shoot a bullet right into Master Chief's left shoulder. James jumped and dropped his gun. "You mean these guns are actually loaded with live ammo?!"
"Yes you dumbass! Now watch where you are shooting," Master Chief responds irritably to James. "You there, show him how its done," Master Chief orders Meowth.
"I don't want to, but okay…" Meowth says, taking aim past his leader.
Just as he was about to fire, his over-sized helmet falls over his eyes, causing Meowth to miss and cap Master Chief in the ass instead.
"That's it! I'm teaching you incompetent soldiers to mess with the Chief," Master Chief says, pulling out a handgun as he proceeds to pistol-whip Team Rocket in front of the other soldiers.
"Damn…hate to be those morons right now…" Sergeant Johnson comments with a chuckle from the entrance of the drop-ship.
And I though the military had its benefits…but not for these three! Please review and stay tuned to the next!
