I'm sure by now Team Rocket will stay clear away from dark, scary, post-apocalyptic-like cities, huh?


#25: Humiliation by Severus Snape

Our three heroes, who look like they've been through hell and back seven-times-over, somehow made it out of Raccoon City alive, and were on the next flight to somewhere else nicer and brighter.

"Why do we have the worst luck ever?" James mumbles as he sat next to the plane's window.

"Come on, we still have a decent amount of money left, let's try to make the most of it the next place we go," says Meowth, trying to instill a bit of confidence into the group.

"I sure hope so…" Jessie says as she was re-bandaging her zombie wounds.

Seconds later, a tall, slender, and pale middle-aged man stops by the trio, and looks down at them, particularly Meowth.

It was Professor Severus Snape.

"That cat is in my seat," Snape says coldly to them.

"Oh yeah? And so what? Go sit somewhere else, pasty-face!" Meowth says to Snape.

Snape raised an eyebrow.

"A talking cat, is it? I bet you and your cohorts are spies from 'he-who-must-not-be-named'," Snape accuses.

"Wait, what? What in the world are you talking about? Beat it!" James tells Snape.

Professor Snape reacts by taking out his wand.

"Oh look, this guy is a magician, he's going to make us disappear or something!" Jessie muses, snickering with the others at the notion.

"I've had enough of these in-flight shenanigans. Take this!" Snape proclaims frustratingly, zapping his wand at each member of Team Rocket blowing the area around them up with his transformation spell.

Later after the plane had landed at their next destination, Professor Snape was seen stepping off first.

Behind him were an ugly retarded-looking donkey (James), a fat chunk of Swiss-cheese (Jessie), and a Magikarp (Meowth).

"I hope that guy's name gets on a no-fly list," says a disgruntled James.


Snape's on a plane…didn't see that coming!
For those who didn't know, this episode is a homage to another fic of ours called Reasons Why Severus Snape Is On The No Fly List. Check it out! Please review and stay tuned to the next!