Team Rocket should watch whom they mess with…especially scary emo wizards.
#26: Death by Master Chief
After stepping off of the airplane, Team Rocket attempts to head to somewhere safe where they could strategize how they wanted to spend the rest of their vacation.
This didn't last long as a military vehicle suddenly drives up to them. It was a warthog, and out of it steps Master Chief, whom they encountered earlier in their vacation.
"Hold it right there!" Master Chief says, approaching the trio with his gun pointed at them. All three members easily surrendered as they held up their arms in the air.
"Oh no, its that pistol-whipping, tea-bagging military guy again!" James mutters nervously to his allies.
"Damn straight. Desertion from the military is not tolerated. Your little act of escaping from our grasp a few days ago can result in jail time. However, I'm feeling a little nice today," Master Chief says to them.
"A little nice?" Meowth responds, eyebrows raised.
"You heard me. Now, get in the Warthog," Master Chief instructs them.
"Warthog? That gross, why would we climb inside of an anim-" Jessie questions.
"JUST GET IN THE DAMN TRUCK!" Master Chief says angrily to them, shooting his gun at the ground where they stood, forcing them to immediately piled into the vehicle.
Later…
Master Chief drives Team Rocket to an undisclosed location far away from civilization. Stopping in front of an abandoned facility, Master Chief escorts them inside.
"So what exactly do we have to do to avoid jail time?" James asks.
"You are to assist me in the eradication of the Flood," Master Chief tells them.
"The flood? What's that?" Jessie asks.
"It's an alien virus-like species that wreaks havoc over anything they touch, causing destruction to the masses," Master Chief explains as he hands each of them an assault rifle.
They travel down a quiet and eerie hallway, stopping in front of a large door.
"Some vacation this is…" Meowth mutters to the others.
"Well...I suppose we could count this as seeing strange foreign places others normally can't," James says.
"James…shut up," Jessie says, rolling her eyes.
"Okay, quiet you three. You guys step inside this room and search for any sign of those little green bastards. If you see them, kill them," Master Chief says, opening the doors, shoving them inside, and shutting it behind them.
Alone in the large, dimly lit room, the trio slowly walks about the area.
It was silent.
Just about to wrap up their search, Meowth began to get a tingle in his nose.
"Ah…aaah….AAACHOOOOO!"
Almost immediately, thousands of green alien-like things began to fill the room, slipping in through cracks and shaft openings, surrounding the trio in seconds.
Back Outside
On the other side of the door, Master Chief meanwhile was contacting his war buddy, Sergeant Johnson.
"So how are those three morons handling things on your mission?" Johnson asks.
"They should be finishing their work soon," Master Chief responds.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Master Chief looks up from his communicator and turns to the door, hearing Team Rocket scream and panic while being utterly disembowel from the inside. He turns back to his communicator.
"Yep. Mission accomplish sir," Master Chief says.
Master Chief always finishes his job. Always.
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