Master Chief had his way with Team Rocket, but what they will run into next will be one of their worst!
#27: Ownage by Twilight Fangirls
After escaping certain doom from the mission with Master Chief deep in an unknown land, they spend the next several hours wandering through the forest, looking very beat up and mangled.
"Have we reached civilization yet? I could really go for a Band-Aid right now," says Meowth, whom James carried in his arms.
"How would we know? I just want to get to a telephone so we can call for a cab to take us away from here," Jessie responds, sluggishly moving along with the others.
"This vacation is getting worse and worse by the day…I'd rather be back chasing Ash and his pals…" James adds.
As if their prayers were answered, the trio came upon a sign that seemed to lead to a nearby town. They stop in front of it and read it together.
"Welcome to Forks, Washington…" says the three villains, their spirits becoming a bit uplifted.
After investigating a bit further down the path, they arrive in the city limits, which overlooked a peaceful looking town.
"This place doesn't seem that bad," James says, observing the area.
"Not to mention that there seems to be nothing here that could harm us at first glance," Jessie says. "Now to find a place to rest…"
It was getting dark, and the trio spots two individuals near a quiet area of the road, a teenage girl and a pale-skinned young man, none other than Bella and Edward.
"Hey, let's ask those two guys," Meowth suggests.
Agreeing with his notion, the three of them approach the two, who seemed to be in the middle of a romantic scene.
"I know what you are…you're a vampire," says the girl.
"Will you run from me then?" says the young man.
"No, I won't," the girl says, looking confident and more interested in him at every second.
"Bella…you are my life now…" the young man began to say to her, until they were both suddenly interrupted.
"Hey twerps! Can you give us some directions around here?" Jessie asks them.
"Who are you creeps?" Edward says to them, not taking their upfront attitudes and disheveled looks too kindly.
"I'd ask the same to you. Did you forget to eat breakfast or something, you're all pale and stuff…" Meowth says to Edward.
"HEY! YOU LEAVE THOSE TWO ALONE!" came an angry shout behind them.
"Huh?" Team Rocket responds simultaneously as they turn around.
The unfortunate threesome found themselves standing before thousands upon thousands of teen girls, all wearing t-shirts, caps, and books that all had the words 'Twilight' and/or 'BellaxEdward Forever' written on them.
Standing at the front of the mass were three familiar faces: Misty, Dawn, and May.
"What the?! Where did all of you suddenly come from?" James asks, completely weirded out at their sudden appearance.
"We're the creators of the Twilight Fan Club, and you three jerks are ruining a touching scene between the two main characters!" Misty says to them angrily.
"Let's shove our books into their ass!" Dawn proclaims to all of her followers.
"…Did she just say 'ass'-?" Jessie says in a confused tone.
"Oh crap! First Pikachu fangirls now this?!" Meowth says, looking pretty freaked at the moment.
Before long Team Rocket become lost in a sea of rabid fangirls. Bella and Edward look upon the massacre for a moment, before turning to each other again and embracing for a kiss as if nothing happened.
Yep, had to do it, 'twas a long time comin'! Please review and stay tuned to the next!
