Twilight is an interesting series to say the least. Not an avid fan of it, but it's all right in small dosages.
#28: Humiliation by Looney Tunes Characters
Fleeing from the clutches of the locust-like sea of Twilight fangirls, Jessie and Meowth managed to escape certain doom, however, James was nowhere to be found. Lying down on the cold ground, exhausted from the ordeal, the two remaining allies contemplate what to do next at this point.
"Poor James…no tellin' what happened to him back there in that crazy town," Meowth says to Jessie.
"And we've yet to have a chance to get a hold of a telephone," Jessie responds to him. "If we could, we could call for a search crew or something."
As the two continued to converse to one another about their next course of action, they heard footsteps nearby. Both of them sat up, and couldn't believe what they saw.
"Hey Jessie, Meowth! I've found you!"
It was none other than their partner James, looking alive and well.
"It's you! But…but how did you…?" Jessie says, shocked and very happy to see him again.
"I was nearly a goner back in that town, but this odd little fellow here helped me escape, isn't that right, Elmer?" James says to them.
"Huh? Elmer?" says both Jessie and Meowth.
Out from behind James, the cartoon hunter Elmer Fudd steps into view.
"Hello there, heheheheheheh. I was in town getting some hunting supplies so I can catch me some dinner in this here forwest, when I wan into this fellow" he explains.
"Wow, even Meowth talks better than this egghead…" Jessie whispers to James.
Everyone in the group then hear some bantering not too far away from them. It was coming from the other side of the shrubbery.
"Oh boy! That must be my pwey! Excuse me, but could you two stay here while I shoot me some game?" Elmer says as gets his gun ready and proceeds through the bushes toward the noise.
"Uh, sure, no problem," says James, curious as to what the hunter was about to do.
"Hey, why don't we spy on him? Maybe this 'prey' he mentioned could be worth catching for ourselves," Jessie suggests.
"Right!" both Meowth and James agrees together.
Forest Clearing
In the clearing of the of the forest, several dozen signs where nailed to various trees, pointing to a rabbit hole in the ground. All of the signs read 'Rabbit Season' or 'Rabbit This Way'. Setting up the last sign closest to the hole was Daffy Duck.
Daffy: Hohoho, contrary to what these signs read, it's actually Duck Season, but I'm not getting shot, you hear?
(Elmer Fudd enters the scene just after Daffy goes to hide, pointing his gun down at the rabbit hole
Elmer: Alwight wabbit, come out and say your pwayers!
(Bugs Bunny rises out of his hole, eating a carrot)
Bugs: Eh, what's up doc?
Elmer: You are! Now pwepare to be blasted!
(Bugs munches on this carrot casually before speaking again)
Bugs: Eh, hate to break it to you, but it's not Rabbit Season.
Elmer: It's not?
Bugs: Nope. It's actually Duck Season.
(At that moment, Daffy appears out of nowhere and marches up to the two to intervene.)
Meanwhile…
Team Rocket watch the events unfold, and took great interest in both Bugs and Daffy, who assumed them to be rare yet-to-be-discovered Pokemon.
"Look at those two creatures! I've never seen anything like them before!" James says, looking on with binoculars.
"I bet if we capture those two animals before that hunter takes them out, we could sell them to the boss and become millionaires overnight!" Jessie dreams out loud.
"Then us three could take all the vacations in the world!" Meowth adds. "Not to mention get a chance to sit on the boss's lap in place of that stupid Persian of his."
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's catch them!" James says, as he and Jessie ready their Pokeballs.
Back With The Cartoon Characters…
Daffy: Now wait just a cotton-picking moment! I know for a fact what correct season this is!
Bugs: Would that be Duck Season, my feathered friend?
Daffy (Half paying-attention): Yeah that's right!
Elmer: You positive?
Daffy: Of course I'm positive! Just shoot already!
(Elmer shrugs and aims his gun at Daffy as Team Rocket jumps out into the open)
Team Rocket: Hold it right there! Prepare for trouble!
(Just as Elmer fires his gun, Daffy, for the first time ever, dodges the blast, sending the bullets straight at Team Rocket and blowing them away)
Elmer: What the..?!
Bugs: For shame, doc, shooting innocent bystanders.
Daffy: You moron! I didn't mean to imply it was Duck Season! I meant to say…
Bugs: Duck Season?
Daffy: No! Rabbit Season!
Bugs: Duck Season.
Daffy: Rabbit Season!
Bugs: …Rabbit Season.
Daffy: Duck Season, FIRE!
(Elmer pulls the trigger just as Team Rocket arose from the initial blast, their faces black with soot. Before they knew what hit them, Elmer fires another shot at Daffy, misses, and caps the members of Team Rocket yet again.)
Elmer: This is all become a little confusing…
Bugs: Don't worry doc, I'll make it very simple for you to understand…Rabbit…
Daffy (Jumping the gun): DUCK, FIRE!
Team Rocket (Getting off the ground again): NO, DON'T FIR-!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
This whole incident, in nearly the same repeat pattern, continued throughout the entire night until daybreak, with Team Rocket continuing to be on the receiving end of Elmer Fudd's shotgun.
(Cue the 'end of cartoon' fanfare)
Porky Pig: That's all folks!
Just when you thought the story couldn't get any sillier! Muahaha…
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