Who says cartoon violence is too much nowadays? Keepin' it classy by the classic toons.
#29: Team Rocket vs Butch & Cassidy: Part 1
It was hours after the folly within the forest, and the trio found themselves trudging alongside an abandoned highway.
"Next time we have a vacation…let's just stay home, huh?" James suggests as he walks along with his hands dug into his pockets.
"Meowth…I don't even want to think about vacationing anymore," Meowth says with a tired look.
"How long until we get to civilization?" Jessie inquires in a rather bored tone.
It was then the three heard a noise in the distance. The three stop and watch in curiosity as a convertible car with two persons inside drive up toward them and top by their side.
It was their rival team: Butch and Cassidy.
"Well well if it isn't the three stooges! Fancy meeting you guys in the middle of nowhere. What are you doing, looking for useless things in this useless place?" Butch says to them in a snarky attitude.
"Oh shut up Biff! For your information we're on vacation right now!" James shot back at Butch in annoyance.
"My name is Butch dammit! When will people get my name right?" Butch says in anger, responding to Jame's incorrect reference to his name.
"Don't listen to these losers, Bill, we got more important things to do," Cassidy says to her partner.
"I swear…I'm changing my name…" Butch muttered in a defeated tone as he sunk down in his seat.
"And just what are you two doing here in the middle of nowhere?" Meowth questions.
"Well if you must know, me and Billy are just finishing up a vacation of our own. We went to an exotic island where we got massages and pampering by the islanders. It was quite heavenly," Cassidy explains, rubbing the details in.
"On top of that, while we were messing around on the sandy beach, and we think we came across an ultra rare Pokemon!" Butch adds. "We don't know what's inside of it, but we're gonna show it to the boss and become millionaires, and possibly partnering positions with Giovanni for our hard work!"
The Team Rocket trio's jaws hit the ground with a thud after hearing the details of their much better vacation, and to add insult to injury, a possible rare Pokemon in their repertoire.
"Rare Pokemon? Where is it?" James demands.
Cassidy reaches down in the seat next to her and pulls out a gold-colored Pokeball, showing it to the trio, just in arm's reach before setting it back down. "Well, if we're done talking here, we are going to go become the greatest Team Rocket agents in history! Buh-bye!"
The two rivals speed off seconds later, leaving a cloud of dust behind in the faces of our three antagonists.
"Gyah! I can't stand those two! Why do they always have better luck than us?" James says as he shook his fists in discontent.
"Yeah! I hope those two get a flat tire or something, right Jessie?" Meowth says to her.
Jessie didn't respond.
An odd and eerie air surrounded her as she had her back turned toward the two.
"Jessie? Are you okay?" James asks, wondering what was up with her.
Jessie slowly turns around, a scary raging fire within her eyes.
Both guys jumped at the sight of her. Jessie grabs both of them and smiles menacingly.
"I…am…SICK…of coming in last in EVERYTHING! We…are going…to show those two…that our Team Rocket branch…WILL NOT STAY DEFEATED ANYMORE!" she hisses at them both.
Both James and Meowth looked as though they were about to shit themselves from fear.
But, at the same time, they knew what Jessie had in mind.
It was time for them to one-up Butch and Cassidy.
BREAKING NEWS!
Uh oh…things are gonna get rough now! Even more so…Team Rocket is about to do something you haven't seen in this fic yet…
…they are gonna fight back, and hard! Please review and stay tuned to the next!
