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These are the random adventures of Link. It takes place in the Wind Waker. Chapters don't come in order.


Chapter 1: The Triforce of Barf. (Takes place after second visit to the Forsaken Fortress.)

Link and Tetra walked slowly into the chamber that had held the Master Sword. They saw a red...thing.

The red 'thing' turned around and looked at them. Tetra glared. "Are you the one who was talking through MY stone?" She asked in a demanding tone.

The red thing nodded. "Yeeeees." He said stupidly. "Come over here." he ordered.

Tetra shook her head. "No way!" she shouted. "I don't even know who you are!"

"Oh, right. I am...ZE KING OF HYVULE!" he announcedwith a bad German accent.

Tetra rolled her eyes. "Right, and I'm a princess." she agreed sarcastically.

"But you are!" the king protested. Link began using sign language, and Tetra translated.

"Link says your voice sounds familiar."

"Really?" the king asked disappointedly. "Because I thought I did a pretty good job of disguising it...oh well...I AM..." He paused to let the suspense sink in. "ZE KING OV RED LIONS!"

Link gasped and took a step back. Then he regained his usual weird and frowny expression. Tetra just sneered and nodded.

"Seriously!" The king tried to convince Tetra.

Tetra gave in. "Okay, okay. I believe you. Now what do you want?"

"Give me your necklace." the king commanded.

"WHY!" Tetra asked loudly. "ARE YOU GOING TO SELL IT ON EBAY OR SOMETHING!"

"No!" he objected. "Although it would fecth a high price...wait, WHAT THE HELL WAS I GOING TO DO AGAIN!"

Tetra glared. "I DON'T KNOW! WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME!"

"JUST GIVE ME THE DUMB NECKLACE!" the king ordered noisily.

"Sheesh...okay..." the young pirate girl handed her necklace to the king-whose-name-I-forgot.

Then King Hyrule began to laugh evily. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" he pulled something out of his pocket that looked kind of like the thing on Tetra's necklace. The two pieces fused together.

"Hahahaha...I now have...ZE GOLDEN CHOCOLATE!" the king announced as he stuffed the triangle into his mouth. "Gck...glrrg..ck..ck..ack..." he started choking on it. Tetra grinned smugly.

"Ha ha!" she laughed. The king barfed it up.

"Uh...here you go..." he muttered as he handed the gross thing to Tetra. "I guess it was the Triforce of Wisdom, but now I suppose it's the Triforce of Barf..."

A light flashed and Tetra turned into Zelda, the Triforce of Barf on her hand. "And just what the heck is that thing supposed to do!" she asked angrily as she looked at the disguisting green thing on her hand.

The king shrugged. "I don't know. I guess you can barf at any given moment..." he guessed.

"That's frickin' stupid."

"Not my problem." he said as he showed off by warping out of there. Zelda looked at Link.

"Wow..." she murmured. "I guess I really am a princess...Wanna go get a pizza?"

Link nodded and the two ran out of the castle before they were closed in.

THE END.


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Preview for next chaper:

Chapter 2: Spying.

Link goes on Lenzo's pictography quests. First mission: Spy on the man in red...

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