Team Rocket is now out of the job! What will they do now?
#32: Ownage by Darth Vader
Several days later, we find the Team Rocket trio within James's family mansion, huddled around a small table frantically scouring over the newspaper want-ads looking for a new job, since they were canned from Team Rocket Inc.
"Man this totally blows! If we don't find a new career soon, I won't have enough money to keep buying more hair-gel," Jessie says with a loud sigh as she thumbs through page-after-page of classifieds.
"Not to mention the loss of catnip rations on my part," Meowth adds.
"Come now, Meowth, there are more important things right now instead of your kitty-crack," James responds to his feline partner.
"Like what?" Jessie and Meowth ask simultaneously.
"Like paying mother and father rent-money before they kick us out of my own home," James responds with a slight dejected laugh.
After many more minutes of intense browsing, Meowth finds something that catches his eye.
"Hey you two, check this out," Meowth says, showing a flyer to both of his pals. "Some organization known as the Galactic Empire are hiring at the moment. They offer great benefits, and it says we get to see many worlds!"
"Hmm…it's worth a shot I suppose," James says, agreeing to the idea.
"Where do we need to apply?" Jessie asks.
The Death Star
A while later, the Team Rocket trio travels to a galaxy far-far away and arrive at a place known as The Death Star. Once inside, they are escorted to the inner sanctum to meet with their would-be boss.
"Sir, the three new recruits are here for the 11:30 interview," says one of the captains.
Behind the captain were our heroes, all decked out in storm-trooper uniforms, minus the helmets.
A large spherical machine opens, and from within steps out the almighty Darth Vader. He breathes heavily as he approaches to get a better look at the potential grunts.
"So…what makes you three think you are soldier-material for the Empire?" the intimidating Vader questions.
"Um…well, for starters…we've dedicated our whole lives to crime and kidnapping of Pokemon," Jessie replies.
"Pokemon…what are these…Pokemon?" Darth Vader demands.
"They're creatures on our world used for battling and breeding," Meowth responds.
"I have no need for peons who run underground cock-fights. My officers will make hardened soldiers out of you three. The question is…are you dedicated in forfeiting your own morals and beliefs and work for the Dark Side?" Vader asks.
"Um…as long as we don't outright slaughter our enemies without forethought," James responds with a slightly nervous laugh.
"I don't like where this is going…" Meowth whispers to Jessie.
"And what does that supposed to mean?" Vader questions James, as well as the other two.
"Well you see…even we have standards when it comes to…" Jessie butts in, trying to fix the situation.
Her words, along with James and Meowth, were cut short when Darth Vader began using his Force-Choke powers on all three of them.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing. I have no need for you," Vader says to them as he progresses with the squeezing of their necks.
Thinking fast, James pulls out Pokeball and tosses it at Darth Vader, knocking him upside the helmet.
This provided the adequate distraction needed for all three of them to be released from his grasp and flee the scene.
"Let's get out of here!" all three of them yell as they scramble out of the chambers.
After recovering, Darth Vader pulls out his lightsaber and unleashes it.
"Hunting time…" he says, tossing his weapon like a boomerang straight at the fleeing trio with uncanny accuracy.
We'll leave it to your imaginations on how this would end. n_n
It appears Team Rocket's resumes weren't pleasing enough to the Empire. What will happen to them next?
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