Grrr. No one reviewed my last chapter. Then why am I writing a new one? Hell should I know!

"I saw the thing coming out of the sky," Yami said, "It had one long horn and one big eye. Then I started a shaken and I said ooze! It looks like purple people eater to me!'

"Stop the madness!" Yugi screamed covering his ears.

"I like purple things!" Tristan said. He and Joey were dancing to Yami's singing.

"It was a one eyed one horn flying purple people eater! It was a one eyed one horn flying purple people eater! It was a one eyed one horn flying purple people eater! Sure looked strange to me!" Tea crept up behind him and smacked him on the head with a random frying pan.

"Take that you no friendship like freak!" She said.

Yami slowly fell to the ground. "I like to sniff crayons," he said dizzily. Joey put a piece of tape on his head.

"Why did you do that Joey?" Tea asked.

"What should we do now?" Yugi asked.

"Don't ask me. I'm just a weirdo with tape on his head," Joey said.

"I think we should pray to the lord!" Tristan stated, "I would like to thank the inventor of the pencil, for you can write and get rid of stuff at the same time!"

"Like magic!" Joey said.

"You can't get rid of people," Baker said.

"Oh yea?" Joey said. He went over and got a pencil and erased Bakers arm.

"By George you can!" He said.

"I'm going to bake a cake for the party!" Joey yelled.

"And I'll be you asinine!" Tristan said

Yugi's kitchen is set up like the ones on a cooking show. Tristan and Joey are in front of the counter with some ingredients. The rest of them are in the audience.

"Welcome to Cooking With Joey and Friend," Joey said. "Today we will be making chunky cake. My personal favorite." None clapped except Tristan. Joey eyes went black and flames shot up in the background. "Clapp!" he ordered. They all clapped nervously.

"Ok," he said back to normal. "First we take out the blender and add da flower." Tristan pulled some flowers out of a vase and stuck them in the blender. "Some cookies." Tristan added them too. "And I don't know what this stuff is but I'll add it. Next we purr in the milk but we are out of milk so I will improvise with this cottage cheese." He sniffed the cottage cheese. "Yep six weeks pat due!" Tristan also plopped that in with the other already listed ingredients. "Then we turn the blender on and stick it in the oven for six hour. But it still has to be in the blender." He stuck it in the oven. "But we already have one made so you can see it!" Joey said.

Tristan reached to get it. "Uh Joey we don't have one," he whispered to him.

"What do you men we don't have one!"? He said loudly, then he turned to the audience and said, 'Sorry you will have to wait six hours."

Six hours later-

"Ok," he said taking it out of the oven, "Here it is what it looks like." It was all brown and icky.

"Wait!" Tristan said pulling out another blender, "We did have one!' Every one anime fall except Joey and Tristan who both shrugs.