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#36: Ownage: Zelda Style

After their mail delivery job failed horribly, our hard-luck heroes…er…villains sit around in a castle in a magical kingdom called Hyrule. Apparently they responded to an ad the other day stating that this country was looking for heroes…

"Gee, it sure is boring around here," James says while stretching his arms high into the air.

Standing before them was a king-like figure, sipping wine from a goblet.

"My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for," the king responds.

"I just wonder what that runt Ash and his Pikachu are up too…" Meowth responds.

Just then, a wizard flies in on magic carpet.

"Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai," the wizard states.

"Hmm... How can we help?" the king asks.

The wizard pulls a scroll out from his robe and shows it to them.

"It is written: "Only Team Rocket can defeat Ganon"," the wizard states.

"Great! We'll grab our stuff!" Jessie responds, as she and her team members jump up from their seats.

"There is no time, your male friend and your talking cat are enough," the wizard states.

As the trio heads to get on the wizard's flying carpet, Meowth stops in front of a young princess-like girl.

"How about a kiss, for luck?" Meowth asks her.

"You've got to be kidding!" the princess responds, turning away from him in disgust.

Once everyone was on board, they fly out of the castle and into the skies

"Squadala! We're off" the wizard announces as they take off toward the horizon.


Hours later, Team Rocket is dropped off in front of a large ancient temple. They step inside as instructed earlier and find a sword stuck upright in a stone pedestal.

It wasn't long too when an owl flies in the vicinity and perches itself just above them.

"Greetings. I am The Wise Owl. You must be here for the job I had listed online on Sheikslist," the owl inquires.

"Yep, that's us! So, fill us in again on what we're supposed to be doing," Jessie asks.

"Certainly. You see, our local hero, Link, broke his arm the other day and is unable to take the Master Sword you see before you, and use it to save the world from Ganon. So, in his place, you will be doing it," the Wise Owl explains.

"Okay then. Long as it pays well, we'll do anything," James says as he proceeds to take the sword by the handle and yank it out without much trouble.

"Congratulations! You are now the new heroes of Hyrule!" the Wise Owl praises them.

A strange thing then happened, as a random chicken-like creature walks into the room and passes in front of Team Rocket.

"Blegh, I hate chickens," Meowth says with a frown as he kicks it away from him.

The chicken, known as the Cucco, then suddenly becomes irate and starts clucking loudly. Within seconds, thousands upon thousands of Cuccos began swarming into the temple and surrounds the trio, all of them looking pretty pissed off.

"Yaahh! Get away you crazy birds!" James yelps as he swings away at some of the birds with the Master Sword, but none of them were dying.

"Mr Owl! How many hits does it take to get rid of an angry group of kooky-cocks?" Meowth asks, getting pretty scared at the situation.

"Hmm…let's find out. A one…a two…a three…um…I forget…" the Wise Owl responds.

"What? You could have warned us about these things!" Jessie yells at him.

"O RLY?"the Owl responds, cocking its head to the side.

Having no more time to react, the mass of crazy birds all jump Team Rocket and start pecking them to death.


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