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#37: Ownage: King of the Hill Style

On a nice sunny day down in Arlen Texas, seven individuals were standing in the alleyway having a beer.

"Yep…" says Hank Hill.

"Mmm yep…" replies Bill Dauterive.

"Yep," Dale Gribble says.

"Mmm hmm…" Jeff Boomhauer responds

The disheveled trio, Team Rocket, who stand next to them, just let out a big exhausted sigh.

After a brief silence, Hank turns to them to ask them a question.

"So uh…how goes the job search as of late fellas?" Hank asks.

"Terrible," Meowth replies, taking a drink from his can of beer.

"Well…I hear-tell you guys at one point were in the military. We could always use the help again," Bill says to them with an optimistic smile.

"No, never again! I don't want to be pistol-whipped by that Master Chief guy again," James replies with a frantic expression.

"Well did you ever think about getting into the exterminator business? It pays good money," Dale asks them, whilst smoking his cigarette.

"Forget it! We've already had a bad experience with chemicals and whatnot," Meowth replies, sticking out his tongue in disgust.

"Yeah I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' job of mine. Texas Ranger business is where it's at, you just find criminals and then haul them in and if they retaliate you take your dang ol' shotgun point and pull. It's real easy, man," Boomhauer says to them.

"Don't get us started on that subject…one word: Norris," Jessie mutters, downing her first can.

"Well don't worry, we all fall down on hard times at some point, it happens to the best of us. You'll be back to work in no time I tell you what," Hank reassures them.

"I hope so…" all three of them say simultaneously.

Just then, Hank's neighbor, Kahn Souphanousinphone, peeks over the fence and starts yelling at them, well, at Team Rocket in particular.

"Hey, hillbillies! Your nasty friend's cat left big mess in my yard! You'll pay for that!" he says angrily at them, shaking his fist before disappearing back behind the fence.

Everyone looks at one another and shrugs.

"Meowth, do you know what he's talking about?" James questions Meowth.

Before Meowth could answer, Kahn reappears around the corner with a flamethrower.

"Now you die, irresponsible cat owners!" Kahn says as he unleashes the flames upon Team Rocket, setting them ablaze instantly.

"Kahn, what the hell is your problem? Dale, find something to put them out!" Hank says to them in shock.

"On it, Hank," Dale says as she runs to his house's garage and comes out with a bucket of chemicals, proceeding to throw it onto the trio, which suddenly increases the blaze dramatically.

"Dale you giblet-head, that's pesticide fluid!" Hank yells at him.

"Heheh…oops.." Dale says with a nervous laugh, before running off to hide somewhere like a coward.

The rest of the guys would watch as Team Rocket burns to a crisp before they were able to find actual water to put them out.


Hank: That whole thing was messed up I tell ya what.
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