Weird Person: Hi!

Seto's sister: Yeah I know that word too, just don't use it in a Catholic school like I did….

Dreamer of Dragons: Powerful? I would say dangerous is a better fitting word. But then again dangerous doesn't cover it all….

RyouCutieKawaii11: Sure if you want exploding tatter tots I will add them.

Enough talk, on with the randomness

"Tea?" Yugi asked Tea who was playing with voodoo dolls of Rex and Weevil.

"Yes?" she answered poking Rex with a needle repeatedly in the eye.

"Weren't you on a date with the grim reaper?"

Tea's eyes started to tear up. "Hey left me! He left me for a tree! Why a tree!" she screamed crying. She then stopped. "No really why a tree?"

"I can think of some good reasons," Kaiba said typing on his laptop. Tea's eye twitched. She went back to carrying out her anger on the rex doll. "Why? Why? Why when I find love it runs away like a chuwawa runs away from a wool mitten!" Yugi looked confused.

With Rex-

"Owe! What the heck was that?" Rex said. He rubbed his eye to numb the pain. His body was then through against a wall. "What the hell is going on?"

With Tea-

"Damn you doll!" she said hitting it against a wall over and over again. "Feel my pain!"

"Tea?" Yugi interrupted her. Tea turned around angrily. Her eyes were all black and the fires of Hell came up again. "How dare you interrupt me foolish mortal!" she said in a deep voice.

"You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la," Yami said.

"I wonder what la la means?" Joey said thinking out loud. Kaiba shook his head at Joey. 'Pathetic moron,' he thought.

'I like pickles!' Joey thought.

"Who sang an Ashlee Simpson song!" Serenity yelled. Yami raised his hand. She whacked him across the face with the frying pan of random. "Go to hell!" she said.

Just then the doorbell rang. Yugi went to answer it. Rebecca was standing on the other side wearing a Girl Scout outfit. "Would you like to by tatter tots?" she asked innocently.

"Um sure. But weren't you just in the house?" Yugi asked.

"What the Hell were you talking about?" she said. "Now give me that money!" Yugi handed her the money. She threw him a box. "Mwhahahaha!" she yelled skipping away. But then she ran through a sprinkler. "Oh shit!" she said now dragging her feet.

"Hm I wonder why she was so happy to get rid of these," Yugi said going back inside. When he got to the middle of the living room he opened the box. The tatter tots started ticking. "What is going on?" Yugi asked to no one partially.

The tatter tots then exploded into the air, blasting bits of potatoes into Yugi's and other surrounding peoples faces. As the exploded Tristan stood up. "God bless America!" he said saluting. He started crying. "Why must the floor be stained with the patriotic blood of the tatter tots? I salute you, you are truly the greatest American heroes!"

"Only you can prevent forest fires," Joey said.

"I don't see any fires," Duke said.

"Oh," Joey said. He shrugged and pulled out a match from behind him. He lit it and then dropped it to the ground. "There you go."

"My floor!" Yugi yelled. "Some one put out the fire!"

"Will do," Tristan said. He grabbed a can of Lysol, and threw it into the fire. The fire exploded.

"I said put it out!" Yugi said more frantically.

"No you didn't you said throw a can of Lysol into the fire," Tristan said.

"No I didn't!"

"Quiet mortals!" Tea said silencing them. "I will put it out." She raised her hand over it. "I, Tea goddess of the Friendship, command you to go away!" the fire jumped onto her hand. She ran around with her hand on fire. "Owe! Owe! Someone stop it! Someone stop it!"

Joey walked up to her hand and sneezed on it. The fire died out. "Sorry," he said.

"You put out the fire!" she said. She went up to give him a hug, but he sneezed in her face. "Mortal how dare you sneeze into the face Tea the goddess of the Friendship!"

"Let's play a party game!" Tristan yelled.

"I'm too tired," Joey said. He then dropped down to the floor sleeping. "Me too," Tristan said also falling to the ground.

"Yeah we should go to sleep too," Yugi said. The rest of them settled into sleeping bags and fell into a deep sleep.

A few hours later Joey opened one eye. "Tristan are you awake?" he asked whispering. Tristan opened one eye too. "Yeah," he whispered, "Why are we whispering?"

"I don't know," Joey whispered. He got up and so did Tristan. "Do you got the sharpies?" he asked him. Tristan pulled out two sharpies from behind him. "Good. Lets draw!" they uncapped the sharpies and picked a person.

"How does he look?" Joey said from over by Kaiba. Kaiba's face was scribbled all over.

"It's beautiful!" Tristan said. "Do you think Bakura will mind if I pierce his nose?"

"Not at all," Joey said. "Let me find a gun." Joey came back with a marching gun. "I think this will work." He gave the gun to Tristan. Tristan aimed the gun and fired. Bakuara's nose was bleeding.

"Oops," they said together. "We better put that ring in now," Joey said.

"But we don't have one," Tristan said. Joey slapped himself on the head. "Holy frozen Alaskan asparagus! We forgot the ring. But never fear!" he pulled something out of his pocket. "I got……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….a…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..paperclip!" Tristan awed over the shinny paperclip. Joey stuck it through the hole in his nose. "Good now lets go to bed," Joey said. Tristan and Joey dropped to the floor sleeping.