#42: Death By James Bond
Having proven their worth posing as security guards for Giovanni's Pokemon Museum, Jessie, James, and Meowth finally have their license reinstated, and are once again working under the Team Rocket banner. Back in uniform, they are summoned to their boss's office for their first assignment.
"So you three must be real in having your jobs back. Well, know that from this point on, I won't be as lenient on you as I was before," Giovanni says, sitting behind his desk while petting his pet Persian.
"You can count on us! Through all of the crap we've been through, we know to expect the unexpected!" Jessie responds.
"Yeah, we will ensure you that you will get Ash's Pikachu by any means necessary!" James adds.
"Meowth, that's right! We'll be back in no time!" Meowth chimes in.
"Good. Now leave, I will expect a report from you in a week," Giovanni tells them, dismissing the trio from his office.
Approaching the building's exit from within the lobby, the three all look at one another with excitement they could barely contain.
"Finally! We are back in business! We are going to prove to our boss that we are the best at what we do!" James boasts happily.
"Isn't that the truth! I have a good feeling about the coming week!" Jessie responds with joy.
(007 Theme Song starts playing)
Jessie was the first person to step out of the building. As she did so, the viewpoint switches to her left side, as she was now in the sights of a gun barrel in the foreground.
It took several moments for Jessie to notice something was amiss. Secret agent theme music started playing out of nowhere, and the area she stood was all white and void of a tangible location.
"What the…where am I?! What's going on?" Jessie questions, turning to face the gun barrel…
BANG!
…only for it to shot her point blank in the head, causing her to fall over with a thud.
"Jessie?!" James yells, running over to the scene of the crime.
As he did so, the gun barrel re-centers its sights upon James, following his movement as he ran to his partner's aid…
BANG!
…firing at him as well, only in the chest this time.
With two bodies on the ground, that only leaves Meowth.
Witnessing the attack from the entrance, Meowth panicked as he refused to step outside in fear of getting shot as well.
It was then Meowth felt a tap on his shoulder.
"Huh?" Meowth says, turning around to see who was there.
BANG!
Meowth is shot point blank by an employee of Giovanni's.
It was, however, not an employee, as the man pulls off his facial mask disguise, revealing to be none other than Daniel Craig, Agent 007.
"I've always loved to dress up a bit and show off," the British agent says with a smirk before exiting the building, completing his mission.
ALTERNATE ENDING!
"What the…where am I?! What's going on?" Jessie questions, turning to face the gun barrel…
BANG!
…only for it to shot her point blank in the head, causing her to fall over with a thud.
"Jessie?!" James yells, running over to the scene of the crime.
As he did so, the gun barrel re-centers its sights upon James, following his movement as he ran to his partner's aid…
BANG!
…firing at him as well, only in the chest this time.
With two bodies on the ground, that only leaves Meowth.
Witnessing the attack from the entrance, Meowth panicked as he refused to step outside in fear of getting shot as well.
It was then Meowth felt a tap on his shoulder.
"Huh?" Meowth says, turning around to see who was there.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
As Meowth falls to the ground from being shot by a barrage of bullets, four men enter the scene as they put away their firearms.
Those men were Daniel Craig, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wilkes Booth, and former Vice President Dick Cheney.
"Heh, not a bad shot you Americans are. MI5 and I are proud to work with you fine gentlemen on this assignment in stamping out Pokemon terrorists.
"Our pleasure. Glad to be still relevant in this fic after some time," Dick Cheney says as he and the others laugh at a mission well done.
Didn't see that coming, huh?
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