Joey was dancing to Christmas music, while dancing around a cactus. "Could you get any stupider?" Kiaba asked him. Joey suddenly stopped dancing, and the music stopped with him. He looked like he was on the verge of tears. He started crying and ran down into Yugi's basement.
"Kiaba, why are you so mean to Joey?" Yugi asked.
"Yeah you punk! What makes you think you can do that!" Tristan yelled.
Yugi sweat drops. "Um Tristan, do you know that you are yelling at a wall?" Yugi asked him.
"I know!" Tristan yelled. "He called me pointy head!"
"Your head is pointy though," Rebecca interrupted.
Tristan
pulls out a mirror and looks. "Oh I do! Sorry wall that I yelled at
you." He said patting the wall. "So what were you talking
about."
"Kiaba made Joey cry and run to the basement,"
Yugi explained.
"Oh… How dare you do that you punk!" Tristan yelled at Yugi.
"Not me, Kiaba."
"Oh… How could you do that you punk!"
"Yeah go say sorry to Tristan, I mean Joey, Yugi said.
"Yeah you're ruining the party!" Tea yelled.
"This is a party?" Tristan asked. "Holly crap I didn't know that! I was only here to take various items from their medicine cabinet and rearrange their sock drawers." Everyone in the room stares at him. "What?"
In the basementJoey was sitting down there with a plastic dolly. "Joey?" Kiaba said as he walked down the stairs. "They told me to tell you sorry, and they want you to come back upstairs."
"How
dare you kick me down here leaving me to raise my young daughter!"
Joey yelled. A spot light flashes onto the doll. The crowd gasps.
Yes gasp indeed."
"You don't have a daughter."
"I do now."
"Whose the father?"
A dramatic pause. "You." The light now changes onto Kiaba.
"What the hell are you talking about? Is that even possible?"
"No," Joey said. "But you will love her and take care of her. I don't want her growing up with out her father." He broke down into tears.
"Do you know that it's just plastic?"
"No it's not," Joey said. "Listen to her talk. Talk baby."
"What's up Momma?" a deep voice asked.
"What the hell? What was that?"
"It was our daughter!"
"I have no daughter!" the doll starts to cry. "Now look what you've done!" Joey exclaimed, patting the doll on the back. "You made her sad."
"No I didn't. It's plastic!"
"So? Are you raciest?"
"How can I be raciest when it's a toy!"
"Oh so now you thin you're better then her 'cause she's plastic!" Joey yelled at him. "Well don't talk about our daughter like that you… poopie head!" he threw the doll at him. Kiaba dodged and it hit the wall. "Oh my God! Debbie just hit the wall!" Joey screamed. He ran over to his 'daughter'. Her head was off and it rolled to his feat. "No!"
Back in the living room
They were all standing around the fireplace. "Debbie always wanted to be cremated," Joey said crying. "I just thought I'd never see the day." Tea threw her into the blazing fire. The dolls body went up in flames. "That was so cool!" Joey cheered. "Do it again! Let's do it again. Kiaba let's have another one so we can throw it in too!"
Everyone looks at Kiaba. "I don't know what he's talking about!" Kiaba said. "It's not even possible."
"Then how did Debbie get here?" Joey asked.
"Well… when a mommy and daddy love each other very much," Yugi started to explain.
"Or if the mommy is a whore," Mokuba added. But that's as far as it went. Soon they were all dancing like the people from the Snoopy Christmas special to very bad songs.
"Half way round half way round the world!" Yami sang with the music. "Baby I will soon be leaving and I know that you are feeling down. And every week I'll send a letter to let you know that me love will never change. I promise you I will always feel the same. So remember in your heart, baby when we are apart. There is no need for crying 'cause even if I am half way around the world that wont stop me from loving you. Half way round the world I still be feeling the way I do. I want to hold you baby 'cause I'm gonna miss you like crazy even if I'm half way round the world!"
then there was other song that I hate, but makes me laugh. ". Half way round the world I still be feeling the way I do. I want to hold you baby 'cause I'm gonna miss you like crazy even if I'm half way round the world!"
then there was other song that I hate, but makes me laugh. "You keep me spinning around! Round, round, round, round, round, round, round, round, round!" Joey sang while he danced.
"Here we go. I was thinking about yesterday. I was thinking about tomorrow. And something something something something," Tristan sang with him. "I was trying to figure out, but it's driving me crazy! (Defiantly driving me crazy) Well you think I'd know by now."
The rest joined in. "A is last, Z is first. Living life in the best yeah that's the way it works! Spinning around I got this funny feeling. Turning my whole world upside down! I'll keep my heart, my eyes on you. 'Cause you keep my spinning around! Spinning around!"
Now Joey sang a solo. "Yeah! What we were doing last night something. Don't want to loose your balance. Oh you know you got to keep you equilibrium. Going back, going to forward, all these stepping in something. Is like running around years ago."
The rest joined in. "Make it last, take it slow. Just for get what you know. Yes that's the way it goes! Spinning around I got this funny feeling. Turning my whole world upside down! I'll keep my heart, my eyes on you. 'cause you keep my spinning around! Spinning around!"
Then Joey and Tristan sang a duet. "Every now and then I feel your peacefulness around me. Then once again it all goes up and down and over under round and around!"
Gramps sang his solo. "Go! Go, go, go! Jump, jump! Go, go J-5! Spinning around."
"Oh yeah yeah!" Pegasus added
"Upside down."
"Oh yeah yeah!"
"Take five in the house."
"Hey"
"Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump, Jump!" they said together.
"Turning turning upside down."
"Down!"
"'Cause you it's spinning around and around!"
"Round!"
"Go jump jump jump!"
"Spinning around, that's the way it works. Taking it slow and not so fast."
"Fast!"
"Z is first and A is last."
"Last!"
"Up and around all around."
"Hey hey!"
"Cause you keep turning my whole world upside down!"
Now Joey took over. "Oh yeah it's not the take, it's the give. That the way ok, that they way it is!"
And the rest joined in. Spinning around I got this funny feeling. Turning my whole world upside down! I'll keep my heart, my eyes on you. 'Cause you keep my spinning around! Spinning around I got this funny feeling. Turning my whole world upside down! I'll keep my heart, my eyes on you. 'Cause you keep my spinning around! Spinning around!"
Ok you people owe me big time! I had to listen to those horrible songs all by ear just to get the words, that why it says something 'cause they can be hard to understand. Oh and I don't own those song. Not that I would want to. So you are in my debt, my ears feel like they're going to bleed. Ja ne!
