A/N:

Nyaa! Chapter Two!

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I wonder what would happen if I put a vacuum cleaner on my penis.

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…Don't give me that look! It was on the news!

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Ok, I lied. I saw Kyo doing it this afternoon, with Shigure.

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…And, funnily enough, Tohru…

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Just thinking about it gets me all hot and bothered…

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"Yuki your…"

"THINKING OUT LOUD AGAIN!"

"No, that's old. You're talking too much"

"…Damn"

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Harder, myself, harder!

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"Hey Yuki, look! It's a car!"

"Shutup, Hatori!"

"I'm… Tohru"

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Dammit. I remember a time when the difference between a woman and a man was a lot! Now it's barely anything.

"Are you saying I look like a woman?"

"No Hatori, I'm saying Tohru looks like a 27 year old man"

"Oh"

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"DAMN RAT, I WILL KILL YOU!"

"…Uh?"

"DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS TO ME!"

"…What?"

"Yuki, are you ok?"

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Of course I wasn't ok! I was busy dreaming about Hatori in the shower!

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"Yuki, maybe you should keep your thoughts to yourself"

"Be quite, Kisa!"

"I'm…. Kureno"

"…Damn"

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Who invented names? I can't tell the different between people because of them!

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"That's so dumb of you to say that, Yuki!"

"SHUT UP, KYO!"

"Umm… I'm Kagura"

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From now on, girls will be called GIRL and boys will be called BOY.

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"Hey Yuki, what are you-"

"Hello Boy"

"Umm… My name is Akito. I'm a girl, remember?"

"…Umm"

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THIS IS FUCKING HOPELESS! Stupid names!

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"Yuki, I-"

"EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE!"

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I am your Jesus.

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"I didn't know you were Akito's son!"

"Shut up, Shigure!"

"My name is Tohru!"

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That's it Tohru. Go cry to your dead Mummy's corpse.

Run along now.

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I stole Kyo's porn. It was good.

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"Yuki, are you masturbating to my PORN!"

"No, Kyo. I'm masturbating to the sound of your voice. What the hell do you think?"

"…"

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Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

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Harder Ayame, harder!

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Ok, that's just retarded.

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"Little brother! You said you wanted it harder!"

"STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

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"Where you being mean to Ayame?"

"Shutup Kyo!"

"Yay, you got someone's name right!"

"Get out of that damn Kyo cosplay costume Akito"

"…I'm sorry"

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Fear me.

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I'm half gangsta.

Akito told me.

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She also taught me a valuable lesson in life.

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"You see, when a Mumma and a Puppa love each other…"

"Yes?"

"The Puppa sticks his long, hairy cock into the Mumma's tight fanny. The end!"

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Akito could work t a freakin' preschool with that knowledge.

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Has Kyo ever used a litter box, before? Lets ask.

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"Hey, Kyo!"

"I'm… Haru"

"…Dumb bovine"

"BI LOVE!"

"Ahhh! Bisexual cattle!"

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I ran like I never had, on that day.

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Harder, harder, HARDER!

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"Yuki, I can't suck any harder!"

"Of course you can, Kisa!"

"Sorry"

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That's the stuff…

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A/N:

How disturbing. Very, very disturbing…