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Nyaa! Chapter Two!
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I wonder what would happen if I put a vacuum cleaner on my penis.
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…Don't give me that look! It was on the news!
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Ok, I lied. I saw Kyo doing it this afternoon, with Shigure.
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…And, funnily enough, Tohru…
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Just thinking about it gets me all hot and bothered…
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"Yuki your…"
"THINKING OUT LOUD AGAIN!"
"No, that's old. You're talking too much"
"…Damn"
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Harder, myself, harder!
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"Hey Yuki, look! It's a car!"
"Shutup, Hatori!"
"I'm… Tohru"
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Dammit. I remember a time when the difference between a woman and a man was a lot! Now it's barely anything.
"Are you saying I look like a woman?"
"No Hatori, I'm saying Tohru looks like a 27 year old man"
"Oh"
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"DAMN RAT, I WILL KILL YOU!"
"…Uh?"
"DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS TO ME!"
"…What?"
"Yuki, are you ok?"
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Of course I wasn't ok! I was busy dreaming about Hatori in the shower!
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"Yuki, maybe you should keep your thoughts to yourself"
"Be quite, Kisa!"
"I'm…. Kureno"
"…Damn"
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Who invented names? I can't tell the different between people because of them!
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"That's so dumb of you to say that, Yuki!"
"SHUT UP, KYO!"
"Umm… I'm Kagura"
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From now on, girls will be called GIRL and boys will be called BOY.
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"Hey Yuki, what are you-"
"Hello Boy"
"Umm… My name is Akito. I'm a girl, remember?"
"…Umm"
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THIS IS FUCKING HOPELESS! Stupid names!
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"Yuki, I-"
"EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE!"
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I am your Jesus.
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"I didn't know you were Akito's son!"
"Shut up, Shigure!"
"My name is Tohru!"
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That's it Tohru. Go cry to your dead Mummy's corpse.
Run along now.
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I stole Kyo's porn. It was good.
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"Yuki, are you masturbating to my PORN!"
"No, Kyo. I'm masturbating to the sound of your voice. What the hell do you think?"
"…"
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Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
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Harder Ayame, harder!
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Ok, that's just retarded.
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"Little brother! You said you wanted it harder!"
"STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
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"Where you being mean to Ayame?"
"Shutup Kyo!"
"Yay, you got someone's name right!"
"Get out of that damn Kyo cosplay costume Akito"
"…I'm sorry"
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Fear me.
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I'm half gangsta.
Akito told me.
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She also taught me a valuable lesson in life.
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"You see, when a Mumma and a Puppa love each other…"
"Yes?"
"The Puppa sticks his long, hairy cock into the Mumma's tight fanny. The end!"
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Akito could work t a freakin' preschool with that knowledge.
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Has Kyo ever used a litter box, before? Lets ask.
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"Hey, Kyo!"
"I'm… Haru"
"…Dumb bovine"
"BI LOVE!"
"Ahhh! Bisexual cattle!"
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I ran like I never had, on that day.
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Harder, harder, HARDER!
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"Yuki, I can't suck any harder!"
"Of course you can, Kisa!"
"Sorry"
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That's the stuff…
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A/N:
How disturbing. Very, very disturbing…
