Sorry for taking awhile to update. So I tried to make it longer and extra random. I have been busy and it is kinda hard to come up with some of this stuff. But hey here is the long awaited other chapter. Or not… I don't know. Anyone still reading this junk? Oh yeah, I don't own Yugioh and some other shit I use.
"Yugi," Joey said.
"What?"
"Unicorns are horny."
Yugi stopped. "That is just sick Joey. Why were you thinking of that?"
"But they are!" Joey exclaimed taking out a plastic unicorn. "See it has a pointy horn that hurts when you poke people with it!"
"He mean the other horny," Kiaba said.
"Well that is just sick. I am disappointed in you Yugi."
"Yeah Mr. Motto," Tristan said. "You should be ashamed of yourself."
"Sorry," Gramps said.
"Not you, we were talking to Yugi," Joey said. "What did you do?"
Gramps got shifty eyes. "…Nothing…"
"…Ok…" Yugi said. "Can you people leave? This party has been going on since October 14th!"
"Nope!" Joey and Tristan screamed together.
"Can we at least get some sleep? We only slept for a few hours," Bakura said, who now has very heavy bags under his eyes.
"Who is tired?" Tristan said. Everyone other then him and Joey raised their hand. "It was a figure of speech."
"Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream," Pegasus sang.
"Da da da dum!" Gramps sang.
"Make her the cutest that I have ever seen!"
"Da da da dum!"
"Shut up!" Serenity screeched hitting them both over the head with the frying pan of random.
"I think we should get some sleep," Yami said.
"No!" Joey and Tristan started to through a temperature tantrum on the floor.
Yugi sighed. "If you guys go to sleep I'll let you use what ever you want from the medicine cabinet, no questions asked." Joey and Tristan automatically went limp and fell asleep. "Well that worked." They others settled into their sleeping bags. But a few hours later Joey was awaken by a sound at the window.
'What could that be?' Joey thought. He walked over to the window to inspect. He opened it and this yellow rat thing ran in.
"Pika Pika!" it said.
"Oh my god!" Joey said. He started to beat it with a candleholder.
"Pika Pika!" it screamed. "Chu chu!" The yellow rodent shocked Joey.
"Wow that was cool!" Joey said, whose hair was now sticking straight up. "I think I'll keep you. I'll call you…Greg!"
"Pikachu!" Greg said happily.
"Come on Greg, let's go to sleep." Joey went back to his sleeping bag and Greg slept on his head.
Later that morning-"Oh my god what is that?" Mia screamed. She tried to kick Greg but received a powerful shock.
"Don't hurt Greg!" Joey said kicking Mia. "He's my new pet."
"That ugly thing?" Kiaba asked.
"He's not ugly," Joey protested patting Greg on the head.
"I got an idea!" Tristan said enthusiastically. "We can play American Idol!"
"Yeah!" everyone cheered. Yami, Serenity, and Kiaba got to be the judges. Joey, Tristan, Tea, Gramps, Pegasus, and Greg were competing. First up was Joey.
"Hello," Joey said. "I have decided to pick this song. Sorry
for 2004. I think that many people can relate to it (Neh I hate
that song.) "It's like I missed a shot, It's like I dropped the
ball. Damn I'm Sorry It's like I'm on stage, and I forgot the words.
Damn, I'm sorry It's like building a new house, with no roof and no
doors. Damn, I'm sorry It's like trying to propose, and I ain't got
the ring. Oooh damn I'm sorry
but girl I've apologized a million
times before. I'll apologize a million more so here it comes again
for all the wrong I've done. So get ready babe Here's One million
one.
Girl this is my sorry for, 2004.And I aint going to mess up
no more, this year. I'm 'a take this one chance, and make it real
clear. 'M sorry for May and I'm sorry for June for real and I'm sorry
for July I am in case I don't tell you. August, September, October,
November 'till your December. I'm Sorry. I'm sorry 2004." They
decided to stop it there.
"That was ok," Yami said. "You didn't put enough soul in it."
"What ever man," Joey said shaking his head.
"I loved it!" Serenity said. "Good job brother!" Joey gave her thumbs up sign.
"I thought it was horrible," Kiaba said. Joey got mad and the
sensors started up and it was hard to hear anything else. Next was
Tristan. "I would like to sing Listening by the Used. (Something
I can handle. GO The Used!) "Your skin attached this fragile
cliché
Of my broken heart attack You should swallow your
teeth and hang out Stay for a while If your heart's still beating it
must be the blood If your lungs are still working it must be the mud
If its still light out than a kick in the ribs today's worth living
I
don't see anything now So just say what you wanna say It's kind of
funny how I'm not listening anyway Lights out, I can't stand to hear
you scream While we were making love I was fast asleep and the night
sky better give something up give something up I don't see anything
now So just say what you wanna say
It's kind of funny how I'm not
listening anyway Lights out, lights out, lights out, lights out...
Lights out! I can't stand to hear you scream While we were making
love I was fast asleep If your heart's still beating it must be the
blood If your lungs are still working it must be the mud If its still
light out than a kick in the ribs
And today's worth living, it
probably is. I
don't see anything now so just say what you wanna say it's kind of
funny how I'm not listening anyway"
"Beautiful!" Yami said jumping up clapping.
"I must agree!" Serenity said. Tristan blushed.
"I don't like you so I say it sucked," Kiaba said. The rest of the gang booed while Tristan shrugged. Next was Tea.
"I want to sing Calling All Angels by Train," Tea said. Heh I
like that song also I am picking the songs that my yahoo radio is
playing at the moment,) "I need a sign to let me know you're
here All of these lines are being crossed over the atmosphere
I
need to know that things are gonna look up 'Cause I feel us drowning
in a sea spilled from a cup When there is no place safe and no safe
place to put my head
When you feel the world shake from the words
that are said And I'm calling all angels
I'm calling all you
angels I won't give up if you don't give up I need a sign to let me
know you're here 'Cause my TV set just keeps it all from being clear
I want a reason for the way things have to be I need a hand to help
build up some kind of hope inside of me I won't give up if you don't
give up I won't give up if you don't give up won't give up if you
don't give up I won't give up if you don't give up When children
have to play inside so they don't disappear And private eyes solve
marriage lies cause we don't talk for years And football teams are
kissing Queens and losing sight of having dreams In a world that what
we want is only what we want until it's ours won't give up if you
don't give up I won't give up if you don't give up." Tea bowed.
"I don't know," Yami said. "It was good at most parts." Tea nodded.
"I loved it!" Serenity said.
"Is that all you say?" Kiaba asked. "One thing to you Tea. You are a dork."
"So how did I do?" Tea asked.
"It was ok."
"Ha I got an ok!" Tea laughed. She switched to the underworld version. "Now I can rule the U.S! Mwhahaha! Fear me, your idol!"
"You know it's not over yet," Joey whispered to her.
"Oh…" Tea said turning back to normal. "Vote for me!" She gave a piece sign. Next up was Gramps.
"I will sing Just a Girl by No Doubt." (Lol, blame the radio)
"Uhem." The music started and Gramps started dancing like a
pop star. "Take this pink ribbon off my eyes I'm exposed And it's
no big surprise Don't you think I know Exactly where I stand This
world is forcing me To hold your hand 'Cause I'm just a girl, little
ol' me Don't let me out of your sight I'm just a girl, all pretty and
petite So don't let me have any rights Oh ... I've had it up to here!
The moment that I step outside So many reasons For me to run and
hide I can't do the little things I hold so dear 'Cause it's all
those little things That I fear 'Cause I'm just a girl I'd rather not
be 'Cause they won't let me drive Late at night I'm just a girl Guess
I'm some kind of freak 'Cause they all sit and stare With their eyes
I'm just a girl Take a good look at me Just your typical prototype
Oh... I've had it up to here I Oh... am I making myself clear? I'm
just a girl I'm just a girl in the world... That's all that you'll
let me be!
I'm just a girl, living in captivity Your rule of
thumb Makes me worry some I'm just a girl, what's my destiny? What
I've succumbed to Is making me numb I'm just a girl ... my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome I'm just a girl, lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison Oh...I've had it up to! Oh...I've
had it up to! Oh...I've had it up to here!"
"…That was… different," Yami said.
"It made me cry!" Serenity said. "I hated it!"
"Wow," Kiaba said. "I don't know how long I will be promised after that." Gramps was booed off the stage. Next was Greg singing This Love by Maroon 5. Greg scampered onto the stage.
"Pika pika! Pika Pikachu pika Chu Chu. Chu pika piikkka. Pika chu chu chu. Pika pika pika achu. Achu. Achu. Achu. Pika pika pika. Chu chu chu pika chu. Pika chu pika achu. Pika chu chu chu. Pika pika pika achu. Achu. Achu. Achu. Piak pika pika!" The room roared with applause. (Sorry I couldn't finish it. It was too hard. And long, very long and boring)
"It was beautiful!" Yami said.
"I'm on the verge of tears!" Serenity said.
"See these tears?" Kiaba asked pointing to the tears streaming down his face. "These aren't tears of failure! You are truly the American idol!"
"Pika!"
That's all I got for now. You guys get to vote that wins! So pick wisely. Cause who ever gets the most votes wins. Oh and the judges weren't supposed to be like the ones on the real show. Kiaba kinda was, but not really. So vote now! Or you might regret it later! Chow for now yugioh nerds! Just kidding.
