A/N:

Nyaa! Fear my creativity.

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Kyo sucked a banana today.

He turned me on so badly.

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"Yuki… do you wanna lick?"

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Grr. Damn cat.

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Okay, so, I was sitting around with that idiot Tohru, when who would walk in the door, but Hiro! He had a stiffy and all, it was crazy. Stupid boy and his puberty issues.

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"Y-Yuki! My pants! Help!"

"Undo them and rub your hand up and down the thing inside. You'll feel much better"

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So, he did it! And he felt happier too. He almost looked frisky.

Tohru fainted.

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"Yuki?"

"Let me guess… thinking out loud again?"

"Nope. Your perving on me in the shower. Fuck off"

"Now now, Kyo. I only want a peek…"

"GO AWAY!"

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Spoil sport.

I saw him looking at ME in the shower.

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Harder Tohru, harder!

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"Yuki, I'm trying as hard as I can, but I can't figure out this maths problem!"

"Okay"

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GASOLINA! CUMMA GET MY GASOLINA!

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"That's not the words, Yuki"

"Go away Kisa. As if you would know"

"My name is Ayame. How many time's do I have to tell you?"

"87,293"

"…"

"Your 87,290 off the big one!"

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Ayame. I hope he dies a painful and arousing death.

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FCUK ME!

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My t shirt says that. I wonder why they spell it FCUK though. Maybe it's a misprint…

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S e X m A k E s Y o U r V I S I O n B a D.

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That's why I can barely see when I walk and always have the angsty look on my face!

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"Yuki, is that true? Wasn't I your first?"

"No Kisa, you weren't"

"Aww…. Who was?"

"…Shippo"

"O.O"

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Fear.

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A/N:

Haha. Short chapter for you, now.

I'll update… soon?