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Bwahahaha. Guess what?
I did… nothing today.
I don't own the stupid song that's used here. "Dirty Little Secret".
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Guess what?
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I did… your Mum.
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"Yuki, I know for a fact that you didn't do my Mum. She died"
"Oh, be quiet Kyo, you sap!"
"I'm Tohru. Why do you keep mistaking me for men?"
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That's it. Go cry on your Mumma's grave, ya pussy.
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Just like… when Kyo did the crappy, over dramatic, true form thing.
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"Your right for once, ya damn rat"
"Really?"
"Yep. They make it sound so much worse than it is. Stupid effing animators"
"Wanna go curse the FUNimation Studio's?"
"Fuck yesh"
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We cursed them.
We cursed them bad.
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Akito would be proud.
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"Huh?"
"I said you would be proud"
"Oh, I am. Now I will pleasure you with a fivesome. Me, you, Hatori, Kyo and Shigure"
"Yay!"
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Best day of my life. I swear, I've never had so much sweat drip off me in less that half an hour before. Ever. In my life.
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"You are a sex God, Yuki!"
"…Be quiet, Momiji"
"Yes, master"
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I am Momiji's master.
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Haru sucked my balls.
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"I told you not to tell anyone about that"
"I never keep secrets"
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Let me know when I've done wrong,
When I've known this all along.
I go around a time or too,
Just to waste my time with you.
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Yes, you.
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"Me?"
"YES HATORI!"
"…Ok, thanks"
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Kyo's my dirty little secret.
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"…Excuse me?"
"What are you, deaf? You're my secret. My dirty one. About what we did last night, in Tohru's closet. Remember?"
"…Ya, now shutup!"
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He's so sexy when he's mad.
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"I HEARD THAT!"
"Stop listening"
"Yes, master"
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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My balls. That's how much.
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Harder Kyo, harder!
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"WTF! STOP BEING FOUL, YA DAMN RAT!"
"C'mon Kyo… I know you want it"
"O.O"
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That's it. You stare.
You stare like Bill Clinton is stripping for you.
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I'm so… sexy.
To sexy for my shirt.
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"That's not true. I've never seen you without a shirt, unless you've just transformed back. Unlike me, who prefers to walk around with no shirt on"
"Kyo. No one wants to be like you"
"I DO!"
"Shutup, Dukoro-chan"
"…Sorry"
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Damn interrupting fic writer. Always has to add herself in her damn stories. It's about me, dammit!
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I like chatspeak.
Bend it like Sohma.
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"1 Lyk3 2 fck thru"
"Bad Yuki! You don't like to fuck Tohru! You like to fuck me!"
"Shutup, Haru"
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It's gonna be a long, long… bubblegum filled week…
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A/N:
SURPRISE!
Review, or death will knock on yee door.
Kidding, obviously.
