Time for some Sci-Fi action!


#45: Ownage By Kylo Ren

A long time ago in a fanfic far, far away from being completed...

Team Rocket somehow survives the massive onslaught of deaths, ownages, and humiliations time and time again.

Fleeing from Newmoon Island, they find refuge in a small village on Planet Jakku.

Then, one night, everything changed...


Jessie, James, and Meowth are awoken to loud noises from outside their hut. After gathering their bearings, they poke their heads outside. Before them they witness several transport ship land. Then, several Stormtroopers rush out from within the ships guns blazing. The other villagers on this desert planet attempt to fight back, but many of them are hit in the crossfire.

"Whose bright idea was it to come to this part of the universe in the midst of a galactic civil war?!" James proclaims, ducking back into the hut.

"I don't know, blame the readers, they are always suggesting these dangerous places to go!" Jessie responds. "We have to get out of here!"

"Wait, I think I hear someone c-," Meowth starts to say…

CRASH!

…when the door to their hut is suddenly ripped open. Their hut is then overrun with Stormtroopers who quickly apprehend them and drag them toward the center of the village, where a menacing figure with a dark mask faces them.

"So you three are still alive. How fortunate," said the mysterious man.

"Who are you?!" Jessie proclaims.

"Kylo Ren. Now, I will get right to the point. You know what I've come for," he tells Team Rocket.

"We do?!" James questions, dumbfounded at the statement.

"The Pokedex with hints on the locations of every Legendary Pokemon. We know you have one, and now you're going to give it to the First Order," Kylo Ren tells them.

"You don't scare us! You're nothing like that creepy bastard Darth Vader we encountered in the past!" Jessie responds.

"Yeah! The First Order rose from the dark side, and it looks like you did not!" James adds.

"I'll show you the dark side," Kylo Ren responds.

"You may try, but you cannot deny the truth that you will never be as good as Darth Vader!" Meowth retorts.

Suddenly Kylo Ren raises his lightsaber and ignites it.

"You're so right," Kylo Ren states as he then slashes Meowth in half with one swing from his weapon.

Acting fast in an attempt to fight back, James pulls out a Pokeball and summons Inkay, and commands it to use Psybeam on Kylo Ren.

"Oh no you don't!" Kylo Ren responds, raising his hand and using his Force Powers to stop the Psybeam dead in its tracks, then proceeds to re-route it back to James, taking him out in one shot.

Jessie attempt to run during the distraction, but is grabbed by Stormtroopers who drag her back toward Kylo Ren.

"So who talks first? You talk first?" Jessie asks, sweating at the brow.

"The Pokedex, who has it?" Kylo Ren demands, pointing his lightsaber at her face.

"Uh...uh...one is issued to new Pokemon Trainers who study and pass their entrance exams back in their home towns," Jessie explains.

"I took the exams and passed, yet I did not receive a copy," Kylo Ren responds.

"That's because you probably didn't score high enough on the exams," Jessie replies.

"You mean to tell me that Team Rocket got a better score than I?!" Kylo Ren says angrily.

"Looks like you are both a failure to Vader and all aspiring Pokemon Masters…" Jessie responds with an eyebrow risen at what a sore loser he was being.

"GAAAAAHHHHH!" Kylo Ren yells in a fit of rage as he proceeds to deliver the deathblow onto Jessie for that smartass remark.


Yep, Kylo Ren is still a little bitch, even in the face of Team Rocket. Please review and stay tuned to the next!