I'm back! And with more randomness! Yay! Ok so I got some help from friends but its ok cause………… it's awesome! ON WITH THE STORY!
"Yugi, have you seen my paperweight?" Joey asked.
"Joey what is that in your hair?" Yugi exclaimed. Joey's hair was green and orange.
"What are you talking about?" Joey asked. "This is my natural hair color!"
A look of terror filled Joey's eyes as he says this horrible sight at the window, peering in on them. It was………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. MR. N, licking the window. (If you went to this unless you went to our school. I didn't put his real name; just because I shouldn't….but he is scary!)
"Holy shit!" a platinum blond girl screeched. She pulled out a sniper and shot Mr. N. "Thank god that was a close one!"
Everyone in the room stared blankly at the strange blond dressed in black, ruffled mini skit with a black shirt with a crown on it with plaid sleeves. Her eyes were lined with a heavy coat of eye liner and a blood red eye shadow. "Who the heck are you?" Kaiba asked.
"Who the heck am I?" the girl asked. "Do you really want to know?" The rest of the room nodded. "I am the authority! Or how ever you say it…yeah…."
"What?" Yugi asked.
"I'm the one writing this story you dumb fuck," I said. "No offence."
"What story?"
Oh yeah, they don't know this is a story. "Never mind," I said. "But you should be thanking me for killing that guy back there. He's really strange. AND I SWEAR HE'S A PETIFILE!"
"Uh, thanks," Yugi said slowly. "But who are you?"
"I already told you!" I started to shout.
"No, I mean what's your name?"
"Oh, stupid me, how could I forget," I said with a half laugh. "You can call me Caitlin or Kat. I don't really care."
"So Caitlin, why are you here?" Serenity asked.
"Because I was bored and I couldn't think of anything else to write, I mean… 'Because I was bored," I explained to them.
"LET'S DANCE!" Tristan shouted. He turned on some random near by radio and Tristan and I started dancing to the radio.
"Do you guys know that this is just talk radio?" Yugi asked us.
"Yeah so," I said doing a head spin. "Talk radio kicks ass."
"I want to join!" Joey exclaimed.
He was just about to jump in when I said, "Stop! You can't join us!"
"Why?" Joey asked.
"Because I don't like you!"
Joey's upper lip began to tremble and tears started to spill from his eyes. "Just kidding!" I said happily. "You can dance too!" Joey cheered and started dancing.
"You know, this is kinda boring," I said after three hours of dancing. Everyone but Joey, Tristan, and I, had fallen asleep. "You know what we should do?" I asked the last ones awake.
"What?" they answered
"Let's go to Mc Donald's!"
"Yay!"
"Use the brake peddle!" Joey shouted at the crazy driver, aka Caitlin aka Kat aka me. Caitlin tried to push down on the breaks, but accidentally hit the gas one instead.
"Why do I always do this?" I cried.
"THE OTHER ONE!" Joey screamed.
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Tristan screamed, now hugging Joey. But then I remembered that we were still driving and we were all going to die soon if I didn't hit the brakes, so I stopped the car half an inch from the wall. "I want to play on the play ground thingy!" I exclaimed running into the building. Joey and Tristan ran after me. But Tristan ran into the glass door.
"I thought they were automatic ones!" Tristan said rubbing his nose.
"They were! They lie!" I yelled. "Damn you doors!" I took off one of my shoes and through at the door. It bounced of.
"By George it isn't even glass!" Joey said. He began to knock on the transparent material. "What is it?"
Then, suddenly, this creepy red haired clown that was a gajillion feet tall. Ok he was only six, but he was tall!... Taller then me!
"Creamed corn on rye shoes! There is trouble a foot!" Joey exclaimed striking a super hero pose. Tristan and I jumped beside him, also striking a pose. "Attack!"
"Yeah! Let's get that mother fucker!" I said charging at the clown.
"Hey gave me a boo-boo! KILL HIM!" Tristan made a running charge at Ronald, but tripped over his shoe laces. "Damn shoe laces! How can you forsake me again! Damn you!" Tristan looked up at the sky, shaking a fist.
I was just about to attack the scary ass clown, when I saw an ice cream guy drive by. "OH POPSCICLES! YAY!"
Now only Joey was left on account that I was too preoccupied with buying Popsicles. "Looks like it's up to me!" But before he could take another step, an unidentified UFO came down from the sky. For awhile, time stood still. Then the space ship thingy came and beamed Ronal up into the UFO.
"I got a pink Popsicle!" I said happily. But then I realized that there was something abnormal flying above me. "Holy fuckin' gerbil droppings! What is that!"
"An Unidentified Flying Object," Joey said. "Aka a UFO."
"So that's what UFO stands for!"
"Where's Tristan."
Tristan was lying motionless on the street. "No Tristan!" Joey and I yelled. A car came driving past him.
"Are you ok?" the driver asked Tristan.
"What?" Tristan asked sitting up. The driver shook his head and drove bye bye. "Shesh, cant people sleep in the streets anymore?"
Joey and I jogged over to Tristan's side. "Tristan, get up," I ordered him.
"I can't. I'm dead." Tristan had his eyes closed as was lying like how he would in a coffin.
"NO!" Joey screamed. "WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL GOD!"
Ok that's all for now. I would like to take this time to thank some people who came up with some shit I used and to say I don't own Mc Donald's or Ronald. SO HA TO YOU! Oh yea, if you want to be in the story just ask, cause I don't know. But I can only chose a few maybe or I'll forget. Email me a description or leave your email address and I swear I'll answer back for I have nothing to do….OH SHIT I HAVE HOMEWORK! Ok bye! Oh yea that thingy I always do….
Will I remember which is the gas peddle and which is the brakes (it's true too, not looking to good. PEDESTRAINS BEWARE) and will Tristan come back from the dead?
Me in story: Oops! I dropped my Popsicle on him!
OK! The end! For now! Good bye! I love you! Ha ha! Yea……… BYE!
