A/N:

Yuki's mind. Haha. I've updated, yeah!

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My mind.

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It bites.

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Beware.

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"Yuki, how can your brain bite someone?"

"Easily, young Haru. Easily"

"I'm only a year younger than you"

"OH MY GOD!"

"What?"

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Does Haru not realize the goodness?

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I got someone's name right.

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Fuck yeah.

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I deserve a million bucks.

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Or a trillion yen.

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"Yuki, a trillion yen and a million dollars are a lot more than each other"

"Hatori, please. I go to school. I would know"

"But-"

"Butts? Where!"

"…"

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Why does everyone I love run away from me?

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"I haven't run away yet"

"Be quiet Haru and go into that bush! Your ruining the angsty feeling"

"Sorry Yuki"

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If you wanna pay me back, you'll have to do it in riding dollars.

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"…Uh?"

"LETS HAVE GAY SEX RIGHT NOW"

"Yuki… I'm Tohru. How many times do I have to tell you?"

"8,443"

"But-"

"Butts! Where?"

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Today, Akito asked me if I had an obsession with butts.

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I said, no. I have an obsession with asses.

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"Why do you keep saying that stupid pun then?"

"Because it's stupid. Makes me feel good when I say it"

"…"

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Momiji should join the porn industry. I would do him good.

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All those naked woman…

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"What does it mean to 'do it like they do on the discovery channel', Yuki? Will I have to do that? Rabbits are on the Discovery Channel!"

"Yes, Momiji, you will. Keep up your stupid act and women will be throwing themselves naked at you. You just have to be prepared"

"How?"

"You know that dumb song you sang at the hot spring? I re did it for you. This will explain it all"

"Ok, sing it"

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Who's in the bedroom moaning?

The babes in the house scream, "MOMIJI!"

The rest are waiting anxiously,

For their turn.

The babes spread their legs together,

"Who needs those other guys when we got you?"

Who's in the bedroom sighing?

Momiji, yes it's true.

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"That's very sexual"

"I know. I'm a very sexual person"

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Momiji got excited then. The bulge in his pants was a dead give away.

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He went to find the 'babes'.

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He sung the song too.

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They grow up so fast…

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"Yuki Sohma! Did you tell Momiji to have sex with people?"

"No Akito, I was just telling him the meaning of life, in a friendly song and dance"

"You didn't dance, you lying scum!"

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I got raped by Akito.

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I love her punishments.

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What's that Kyo? You want me to go harder? But you sooo… tight!

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"…What's that, ya damn rat?"

"Sorry, I was just imagining us having sex again. You're a fucking hot uke, Kyo"

"…"

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Why does everything I love run away from me?

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A/N:

Yuki, you're a filthy, filthy man!

Go to… Hatori's bedroom!

Reviews are always welcome.