!Hola! I'm back! And with more randomness! I would like to thank my only reviewer, my buddy CT, even though I got like 14 hits. Damn I hate that counter, it ruins my life. It makes me sad. But I will continue anyways! And for your reward CT, you get a complimentary bowl of Grape nuts. Ok, back to the randomness!


The sound of dreary, sad, funeral music played through out Yugi's living room. Bakura had just finished digging a hole in the floor to bury Tristan, who lay in the open casket. "We gather here to put to rest, Tristan," Mokuba said. The rest of the people sat in chair, sobbing. With the exception of Kaiba, who was playing nitendogs on his DS.

"STUPID DOG! CATCH THE FIRSBE!" he shouted as his little chuwawa, named Piccolo, missed the Frisbee again. The competition was looking grim. Everyone in the room was staring at him. "What? It's Piccolo's fault!"

"Would anyone like to say anything about Tristan?" Mokuba asked the mourning crowd.

Nobody raised his or her hand. But I stood up and walked up to the podium. "I would like to apologize for dropping my popsicle on him," I told everyone. That was all I had to say.

"Ok, anyone else?"

One by one, people came up and shared funny stories about Tristan and all the stupid shit he used to do.

"Tristan was a great person," he started out. Pegasus broke down in tears. "And we are lucky that he saved us from that scary clown who would have eaten us all for sure. Tristan fought gallantly to save humanity and the rights of all people. Who knows what terrible fate would have fallen upon us if he hadn't given his life."

Serenity started to cry in hysterics. "Tristan! Why did you have to go! Why couldn't it have been me! Why god, why!"

The service carried on with a few hymns and some prayers. Tristan sat up in the coffin. "Can we do something else now?" he asked. "This is getting boring." Everyone shrugged and a course of yea sure whatever filled the room.

"Then what should we do now?" Yugi asked. "This party has been going on for nearly two years! What else is there to do?"

"I don't know," I said. "But I'm leaving."

"Why?"

"Because I'm going swimming," I said. "I'll see you guys later."

"Bye!" everyone said to me. I waved and exited out the front door.

"So now what?" Joey asked. Everyone else shrugged.

"How about we play American Idol?" Rebecca asked.

"No, we already did that," Tristan said.

"I know!" Joey started jumping up and down with excitement. "STORY TIME!" Everyone else cheered. Kaiba was chose to be the story reader.

"Ok this is a story about-" Kaiba started to say, but Yami cut it.

"This is a story about a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world," Yami sang.

"No! Now shut up or you're going in the naughty corner!"

Everyone gasped as a light lit onto a corner. Yami began to freak out and promise that he would be good. Nobody wants to go into the naughty corner. NOBODY!

"Ok this is a story about a little ferret named Boba," he started to read from a powder blue book. "And Bob was a happy ferret. One day Boba the ferret went out for a walk. On the way down the cobble stone lane, Boba ran into Robby the robin. "What up?" Boba asked Robby.

"Nothing much," Robby replied. "Hey want to buy some weed?"

"What is this weed you speak of?" Boba asked curiously.

"Or maybe you like heroin." Robby took out two bags from underneath his feathers. "So what do you want?"

"Those are drugs!" Boba gasped.

"Yeah, so do you want some or not?"

"Drugs are bad!"

"Look you pansy, take them or I'll shoot your head off!" Robby pulled a machine gun out from behind him and held it to Boba's head. Boba gulped.

"But my mommy said-."

"Who cares? You're mommy is a hoe. NOW BUY SOME!"

Boba was on the verge of tears when he came up with a plan. Boba karate kicked the gun out of the unsuspecting bird's grasp, and shot Robby. Robby fell to the ground, bleeding. Then a unicorn came and Boba jumped on it and road away to safety." Kaiba shut the book. Everyone else in the room eyes started to fog up.

"Poor Robby," Rebecca said.

"Ok, story time is over," Kaiba said getting up.

"No! New story! New story!" they began to chant. Fists pounded onto the floor.

"But that was the only book we have," Kaiba said.

"Then make one up!" Joey said.

"Yea!" everyone else chimed in.

"No way!"

"I'll do it then," Rebecca said. She got up and stood beside Kaiba. "Ahem." She waited to get everyone's attention. "Once upon a time there was this guy called Bill. Bill smoked weed. One day God came down from heaven and into Bill's house. "Who are you?" Bill asked.

"I'm God," God said. "And I came here to tell you to stop doing and selling drugs."

"Ok."

And then God hugged Bill, and flew back up to heaven. Then Bill went out and sold his drugs to get rid of his temptation. The End."

They all began to clap as Rebecca bowed. "That was a life changing story," Tea said.

"Yes, it really made me rethink my life," Bakura agreed.

"Does anyone else have a story they would like to share?" Kaiba asked the group. They shook their heads no. "Then it's nap time."

"I don't want to take a nap!" Tristan whined.

"Yeah! I'm not tired," Joey said. Joey and Tristan look at each other and yawned. They both collapsed to the grown and fell into a deep slumber.


Two hours later
Joey and Tristan both sat around a candle, holding marshmallows that were stuck on pens over the flame. "How's does yours look?" Tristan asked his friend.

"Purrty good," Joey said examining his. He took his marshmallow of the pen and popped it in his mouth. "These are good."

"I know." Tristan began to eat his. "I'm going to get some more."

"Ok."

Tristan got up. But when he was getting up, he knocked over the candle and a huge thing of flames came. Joey and Tristan sat gazing at it. "Oh shit," was all Joey could come up with.

"Should we go wake everyone else up?"

"Uh, yeah." They both took a sideways step and ran to wake the others.



And that's all I got right now. CLIFF HANGER….KIND OF! Ok the first story just came off the top of my head so it's really gay. But the second one was written by a friend when we had to write a make believe changing even in one of classes. I thought it was heart touching. Lol that's how I like to roast my marshmellows, its fun. Anyways, I'm really going swimming, so I'll see you guys later. AND THIS TIME REVIEW! It makes me happy, even if you don't like it. If you review I shall reward you with gummy bears! Please? They're good! Ok well I need to get going now. Peace!