A/N:
Like balls? Like chickens? Like eggs? Like balls, chickens and eggs on toast?
Read my new drabble, called Crotch Stuffing.
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I was walking down the road the other day, when I saw someone in peril.
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It was…
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A DAMZEL IN DISTRESS!
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Ok, to tell you the truth, it was Hatori in a tutu. But, anyway, I went to the rescue!
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Dunna, dunna, dunna, dunna, MR. MAN!
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I put on a Superman suit and put an M on it in permanent marker, before charging out and saying in a very manly voice,
"Fear not! I am… Mr. Man!"
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Then Hatori was like,
"Hey. I'm stuck in the middle of the road by a wad on blue chewing gum! The most evil of them all! Help, help!"
"Ok"
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So I went over there, with my retarded little red cape flapping in the breeze and…
Looked up Hatori's tutu.
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But then of course I got a pair of scissors and cut the gum away. He cried with joy and skipped off.
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But I took picture's beforehand.
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Ok, so, like, the other day, like, I was sooo, over it.
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I am speaking like a slut. Yay me!
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"Ok, so like, I saw her… and I was all like, 'psh!'. I thought I was like, ya know, dead for sure!"
"Yuki, what are you babbling on about?"
"Your ass"
"But-"
"Butts! Where?"
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Guess who's back with a brand new rap and I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation? No worries, Shiggy's gotta a whole bag full of new toys…
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I can rap. Like… Slim Shady on morphein.
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"What is it with you and drugs?"
"I dunno. The taste?"
"…"
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I think I might go abuse a random Sohma. Just for… no reason at all?
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Kyo will do. He's so funny to stir up.
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"Hey, stupid cat. Wanna go for a ride in my pimp mobile and we can ground some tyres?"
"Ok"
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It was fun. We… uhh… went for a ride to Africa and back.
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Yeah.
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"We didn't go to Africa, idiot"
"We did in my imagination! Just like where we had sex!"
"…"
"Are you saying that the mall isn't like Africa to you?"
"Yeah"
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Kyo's so unimaginative. He needs a bit of Mr. Man in him.
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"Take this tablet!"
"Why? Your probably tryin' ta kill me!"
'Now Kyo, why would I do such a thing? Just take it. You'll be like Mr. Man!"
"…OKAY!"
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Then, he became Sidekick Bob.
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Like Sideshow Bob from "The Simpson's" with his evil red hair. Except Kyo's is orange.
Same difference.
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"Come, Mr. Man! We must decend upon evil!"
"You mean like mount them, Sidekick Bob?"
"Yes. Yes, I do"
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Kyo is now my bestest friend.
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IN HIS DREAMS!
GASP!
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"I didn't dream about us being best friends, Yuki!"
"Akito, what have I told you about that cosplay costume? You look nothing like Kyo. The costume doesn't even help!"
"Sorry…"
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That's it Akito. Go cry to your Mummy.
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Your evil, twisted, bitchy Mummy.
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Akito's Mum is a… big fat bitch,
The biggest bitch in the whole wide world…
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"You've seen the South Park movie?"
"Of course Hiro. Have you?"
"Obviously"
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Hiro is so hot, when he acts like a dickhead.
I wonder if under that shirt he has a… 6 pack.
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"I have a 12 pack, actually"
"A 12 PACK OF FAT!"
"Waaah! Somebody, Yuki's pickin' on me!"
"Quite Momiji! You'll wake Tohru"
"Ok"
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Momiji knows what happens when he wakes Tohru.
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Illegal spankings.
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Like the one's Hatori used to make!
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"Yuki, that saying doesn't work for something like that"
"What one, Hatori?"
"Just like Mumma used to make. You can't use that in an instance of illegal spankings"
"Are you… gonna stop me?"
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Didn't think so, you stupid doctor.
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HARDER, HARDER, HARDER!
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"I can't go any harder, Yuki! Your shoulders are too tense for me to relaxen!"
"Sure. Massage harder, sissy boy"
"I'M TOHRU!"
"Right, right…. Tohru-who, did you say?"
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Balls.
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A/N:
For some reason, I might go and write a story called,
"The Super Adventures of Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob"
Yes! How happy is that?
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