A/N:

My friend from school called Madison gave me the idea's for this one, folks.

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Tohru went to Hana's house today.

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I went. So did Shigure, Kyo and… Ritsu.

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"I'M SORRY HANA! I'M SO SORRY THAT I AM A MONKEY! I AM SO VERY SORRY THAT YOU MURDERED SOMEONE ON THE SUNDAY IN NOVEMBER THAT I WAS BORN! I AM SORRY I AM MAKING NO SENCE! I AM SORRY THAT I AM SO SORRY!"

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It sucked.

So we sent Ritsu home to his bed.

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Uo was there too.

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So we went inside… and Hana's Mum was walking around all naked.

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"I sence a curse in this house…" He said all naked and mysteriously.

"Mum! I'm trying to make new friends!" Hana said, before pushing us all into the bathroom.

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It was awkward, because there we women's items in there…

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Kyo and Tohru both threw up in Uo's hair.

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It was discusting.

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Then Hana kicked them all out except me and her.

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I became aroused.

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Very…

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As if the bulge in my pants wasn't a dead give away.

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"Wanna… do someone?" Hana asked me.

"You?"

"CORRECT!"

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Hana has the goods. Under all the strange clothes she wears, she's definitely loaded.

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I know, because I saw.

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Then, the worst possible thing happened!

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Akito flew through the window and landed on top of us.

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"Yo"

"AKITO! WHAT THE FUCK?"

"I was trying to fly to Africa, but I made a slight detour to visit Hana before I left. So yeah and then I- OH MY GOD! Your sleeping together!"

"Yes. Yes we are"

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Akito then had a sook, because she thought she was the only one I messed around with.

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"Akito, just go away"

"Let me join in!"

"Ok…"

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Hana wanted Akito with us. Scary.

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Later on in the day, we discovered that Kyo, Uo, Tohru and Hana's naked Mum and brother, were standing outside listening.

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Tohru asked me about it.

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"Yuki I-"

"It's ok, Miss Honda. You have not yet felt the wonders of the man. You will"

"But-"

"BUTTS? WHERE!"

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She then asked me how I had sex with Hana.

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"Well, first I unzipped my pants and-"

"No, I mean how. Your cursed, remember!"

"…No"

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I like playing stupid with such a stupid girl.

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Anyway…

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Hiro came over again.

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"Hi," He said, "Where's da cake!"

Because secretly he is a fat gangsta donkey under the name of Zoe.

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"I don't have cake," Said Tohru, crying.

I was laughing.

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So then… yeah.

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"YA DAMN IDIOT! STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!"

"STOP TRYING TO IMPERSONATE KYO!"

"I AM HIM!"

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Name Game is my favourite past time and game.

Now available in all good toy stores.

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CRAP!

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A/N:

-chews shoe lace-