A/N:
My friend from school called Madison gave me the idea's for this one, folks.
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Tohru went to Hana's house today.
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I went. So did Shigure, Kyo and… Ritsu.
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"I'M SORRY HANA! I'M SO SORRY THAT I AM A MONKEY! I AM SO VERY SORRY THAT YOU MURDERED SOMEONE ON THE SUNDAY IN NOVEMBER THAT I WAS BORN! I AM SORRY I AM MAKING NO SENCE! I AM SORRY THAT I AM SO SORRY!"
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It sucked.
So we sent Ritsu home to his bed.
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Uo was there too.
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So we went inside… and Hana's Mum was walking around all naked.
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"I sence a curse in this house…" He said all naked and mysteriously.
"Mum! I'm trying to make new friends!" Hana said, before pushing us all into the bathroom.
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It was awkward, because there we women's items in there…
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Kyo and Tohru both threw up in Uo's hair.
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It was discusting.
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Then Hana kicked them all out except me and her.
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I became aroused.
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Very…
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As if the bulge in my pants wasn't a dead give away.
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"Wanna… do someone?" Hana asked me.
"You?"
"CORRECT!"
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Hana has the goods. Under all the strange clothes she wears, she's definitely loaded.
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I know, because I saw.
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Then, the worst possible thing happened!
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Akito flew through the window and landed on top of us.
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"Yo"
"AKITO! WHAT THE FUCK?"
"I was trying to fly to Africa, but I made a slight detour to visit Hana before I left. So yeah and then I- OH MY GOD! Your sleeping together!"
"Yes. Yes we are"
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Akito then had a sook, because she thought she was the only one I messed around with.
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"Akito, just go away"
"Let me join in!"
"Ok…"
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Hana wanted Akito with us. Scary.
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Later on in the day, we discovered that Kyo, Uo, Tohru and Hana's naked Mum and brother, were standing outside listening.
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Tohru asked me about it.
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"Yuki I-"
"It's ok, Miss Honda. You have not yet felt the wonders of the man. You will"
"But-"
"BUTTS? WHERE!"
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She then asked me how I had sex with Hana.
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"Well, first I unzipped my pants and-"
"No, I mean how. Your cursed, remember!"
"…No"
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I like playing stupid with such a stupid girl.
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Anyway…
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Hiro came over again.
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"Hi," He said, "Where's da cake!"
Because secretly he is a fat gangsta donkey under the name of Zoe.
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"I don't have cake," Said Tohru, crying.
I was laughing.
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So then… yeah.
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"YA DAMN IDIOT! STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!"
"STOP TRYING TO IMPERSONATE KYO!"
"I AM HIM!"
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Name Game is my favourite past time and game.
Now available in all good toy stores.
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CRAP!
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A/N:
-chews shoe lace-
