A/N:

Updates Friday! Yes, it's come around again folks. Here's my updated for Yuki's Mind.

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I attempted to kick Kyo's ass today. Man, it's still as sexy as ever.

But my kick missed and whacked him in he jaw.

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So I insisted on kissing it all better.

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"Eww, fuck off!"

"No!"

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"Boobs."

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Hatori said I shouldn't just randomly say 'boobs' for no reason.

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"Yeah Hatori? Well, I've seen the dirty pictures of you and… UO"

"There are none. I don't even know Uo"

"…"

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That sucked.

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"Yo, yo, yo! Whaddup dawg!"

"Just because I am a dog Yuki, doesn't mean you can make fun of me!"

"That doesn't sound like you, Shigure"

"…"

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It was actually Akito in a Shiggy cosplay costume. He gave up on Kyo.

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OH. MY. AKITO.

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The other day, I saw Akito come out of a bra shop. A BRA SHOP. She doesn't have boobs big enough to fit in a crop top! I went over and questioned her.

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"Hi"

"You don't have boobs. Give it here"

"No. You don't have boobs either"

"But Kureno has man boobs, so I'll give it to him"

"…Okay"

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I really should have said Haru.

He has man boobs.

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He has… UDDERS.

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'Cos he's a cow and all.

But he's male… so it's man boobs for him.

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"I don't even have udders, Yuki"

"Do so. I milked you, remember"

"That was my di-"

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Why did the butterflies stop dancing?

Because it was a moth ball.

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"That's the lamest joke ever"

"No, Kazuma, the lamest joke is you"

"I'M TOHRU"

"Sure, sure…"

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I bought the 'Name Game' CD the other day, for my Xbox.

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Everyone played. Me, Tohru, Kyo, Hatori, Haru, Ritsu and Momiji. And… Kazuma and Akito.

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"Okay! Name the person to your left" The screen said to me.

"AKITO"

"I'm… Tohru"

"Aww, I lose"

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Akito was very offended I thought she was Tohru.

So she punished me.

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Damn, every Sohma is fine.

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Maybe we should all become models, or something fancy like that.

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"Hey Akito, can we all become models?"

"If you do it for the porno industry, yes"

"Good"

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No one agreed accept Momiji and Ayame.

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Eww.

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I decided to go emo.

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I am… Yuki, the emo bag of yeast.

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Why? Because I said.

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"Hey, Yuki can I-"

"Yes Kyo. You can be Kyo, the emo bag of dog poop. Put on that coat and lets go"

"Why am I dog poop? Is it because-"

"You're an annoying six year old? Yes"

"Oh"

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Yuki, the Emo bag of Yeast…

Kyo, the Emo bag of Dog Poop…

Tohru, the Preppy bag of Glitter…

SHIGURE THE PERVY BAG OF BOOB.

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"That makes no sense, Yuki"

"Quiet Hatori. It's your fault I spelt so much wrong in my last damn post. How could you? You deserve to die, dammit!"

"I'M AKITO!"

"Get out of here!"

"I'm not kidding"

"…"

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Sometimes, life just comes right up and bites you on the ass.

Then masturbates for you.

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Then, throws naked woman at you.

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Yeah.

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On some occasions, even naked men.

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Yaoi is cool with me.

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Harder, Haru, harder!

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"No"

"…Dammit"

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When there's trouble you know who to call…

Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob!

From their Man-Bob Lair they can't see at all…

Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob!

When the city is under attack,

And the streets are filled with maniacs,

All you have to doo-oo-oo-oo….

Is call…

M.R. M.A.N AND S.I.D.E.K.I.C.K B.O.B!

Now available for birthday parties, hen nights and strip shows.

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I saw that advert on TV yesterday…

So I told Rin.

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"Hey Rin, did you see the ad?"

"Yeah. Can you come and do a… strip show for me?"

"Yeah"

"Thanks"

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I can never look at Rin the same way again…

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JINX!

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A/N:

Well… that was odd.