A/N:
Updates Friday! Yes, it's come around again folks. Here's my updated for Yuki's Mind.
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I attempted to kick Kyo's ass today. Man, it's still as sexy as ever.
But my kick missed and whacked him in he jaw.
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So I insisted on kissing it all better.
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"Eww, fuck off!"
"No!"
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"Boobs."
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Hatori said I shouldn't just randomly say 'boobs' for no reason.
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"Yeah Hatori? Well, I've seen the dirty pictures of you and… UO"
"There are none. I don't even know Uo"
"…"
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That sucked.
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"Yo, yo, yo! Whaddup dawg!"
"Just because I am a dog Yuki, doesn't mean you can make fun of me!"
"That doesn't sound like you, Shigure"
"…"
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It was actually Akito in a Shiggy cosplay costume. He gave up on Kyo.
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OH. MY. AKITO.
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The other day, I saw Akito come out of a bra shop. A BRA SHOP. She doesn't have boobs big enough to fit in a crop top! I went over and questioned her.
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"Hi"
"You don't have boobs. Give it here"
"No. You don't have boobs either"
"But Kureno has man boobs, so I'll give it to him"
"…Okay"
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I really should have said Haru.
He has man boobs.
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He has… UDDERS.
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'Cos he's a cow and all.
But he's male… so it's man boobs for him.
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"I don't even have udders, Yuki"
"Do so. I milked you, remember"
"That was my di-"
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Why did the butterflies stop dancing?
Because it was a moth ball.
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"That's the lamest joke ever"
"No, Kazuma, the lamest joke is you"
"I'M TOHRU"
"Sure, sure…"
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I bought the 'Name Game' CD the other day, for my Xbox.
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Everyone played. Me, Tohru, Kyo, Hatori, Haru, Ritsu and Momiji. And… Kazuma and Akito.
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"Okay! Name the person to your left" The screen said to me.
"AKITO"
"I'm… Tohru"
"Aww, I lose"
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Akito was very offended I thought she was Tohru.
So she punished me.
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Damn, every Sohma is fine.
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Maybe we should all become models, or something fancy like that.
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"Hey Akito, can we all become models?"
"If you do it for the porno industry, yes"
"Good"
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No one agreed accept Momiji and Ayame.
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Eww.
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I decided to go emo.
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I am… Yuki, the emo bag of yeast.
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Why? Because I said.
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"Hey, Yuki can I-"
"Yes Kyo. You can be Kyo, the emo bag of dog poop. Put on that coat and lets go"
"Why am I dog poop? Is it because-"
"You're an annoying six year old? Yes"
"Oh"
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Yuki, the Emo bag of Yeast…
Kyo, the Emo bag of Dog Poop…
Tohru, the Preppy bag of Glitter…
SHIGURE THE PERVY BAG OF BOOB.
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"That makes no sense, Yuki"
"Quiet Hatori. It's your fault I spelt so much wrong in my last damn post. How could you? You deserve to die, dammit!"
"I'M AKITO!"
"Get out of here!"
"I'm not kidding"
"…"
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Sometimes, life just comes right up and bites you on the ass.
Then masturbates for you.
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Then, throws naked woman at you.
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Yeah.
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On some occasions, even naked men.
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Yaoi is cool with me.
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Harder, Haru, harder!
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"No"
"…Dammit"
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When there's trouble you know who to call…
Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob!
From their Man-Bob Lair they can't see at all…
Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob!
When the city is under attack,
And the streets are filled with maniacs,
All you have to doo-oo-oo-oo….
Is call…
M.R. M.A.N AND S.I.D.E.K.I.C.K B.O.B!
Now available for birthday parties, hen nights and strip shows.
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I saw that advert on TV yesterday…
So I told Rin.
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"Hey Rin, did you see the ad?"
"Yeah. Can you come and do a… strip show for me?"
"Yeah"
"Thanks"
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I can never look at Rin the same way again…
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JINX!
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A/N:
Well… that was odd.
