A/N:

This is quite a random chappie. Written at school. No spell check.

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The other day, Hatori asked me what the level of kinkiness was of his house.

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"Tell me"

"No"

"Please?"

"Ok. It's... HIGH!"

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But I didn't. mean high like that. Because friends, Hatori has been sneaking Haru's cocaine supply.

I should dob him in the the cops.

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"Hello?"

"Hi. My name's Yuki Sohma. Hatori has been stealing drugs"

"...Uh..."

"Don't fear the sexy power of Hatori"

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The cops then hung up.

That was angsty.

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For the rest of the day, I will be...

Thekinky, sexy, angsty, gangsta cousin of all of the Sohma's.

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"I don't want you to be my kinky, sexy, angsty, gangsta cousin"

"Too bad. Phear my mad gangsta-ness"

"No thanks"

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Sometimes... I just hate Hatori.

I mean, I talk about him all the time... but the hatred..

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"You don't hate me. You raped me"

"STOP USING LOGICAL STUFF AGAINST MY ANGST!"

"...Idiot"

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I've never been called an idiot before. This just intensifies my ansgt.

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"Hey look, she spelt angst wrong"

"I know"

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Last night, I saw Shigure typing an email to Ayame. It was feral.

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"Come on baby, I know you can't wait for tonight to come. I'll see you then, my Machi hating bestfriend slash lover thing"

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That... made no sense... but seriously.

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"Your making no sense, damn rat"

"BUT I AM MAKING LOVE"

"O.O"

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Sometimes, people just can't resist my kinky, angstified body.

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"YUKI I LOVE YOU"

"Machi, I hate you"

"Waaaaahhhh!"

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It was then that I found out, that Machi is related to Momiji.

Which means...

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SHE'S RELATED TO ME!

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Noooo!

How could this be? I kissed her yesterday! Ick!

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"Haha. You kissed Machi"

"SHUTUP YOU FREAKING IDIOT"

"...Piss off"

"Okay"

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Sometimes, it's easier to just agree. That way, you can have kinky sex later.

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Kinky is a special word, you know.

It signifies alot of things.

Like...

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Sex... and binge drinking.

And some other stuff I can't think of right now.

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BUT YOU KNOW THEY EXSIST.

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So, overall... the kinky status is...

KINKYFIED.

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"Will you stop it?"

"Kisa, I've never heard you so desperate for sex before!"

"I... never said anything"

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What is it with people these days?

Is it because I smell like a hobo?

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"Yes"

"Fuck up, Kyo"

"Why should I?"

"Do I have to silence you, MY WAY?"

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Kyo ran away then.

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Haha.

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Akito popped around yesterday, too.

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She said the level of kinkyness was kinkyfied.

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So.. basically..

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"Your ranting"

"Thanks for the update, Akito! Gawd!"

"That's alright"

"O.O"

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KINKYFIED ANGST!

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A/N:

Well, sorry for any spelling mistakes. No spell check.