A/N:
This is quite a random chappie. Written at school. No spell check.
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The other day, Hatori asked me what the level of kinkiness was of his house.
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"Tell me"
"No"
"Please?"
"Ok. It's... HIGH!"
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But I didn't. mean high like that. Because friends, Hatori has been sneaking Haru's cocaine supply.
I should dob him in the the cops.
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"Hello?"
"Hi. My name's Yuki Sohma. Hatori has been stealing drugs"
"...Uh..."
"Don't fear the sexy power of Hatori"
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The cops then hung up.
That was angsty.
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For the rest of the day, I will be...
Thekinky, sexy, angsty, gangsta cousin of all of the Sohma's.
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"I don't want you to be my kinky, sexy, angsty, gangsta cousin"
"Too bad. Phear my mad gangsta-ness"
"No thanks"
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Sometimes... I just hate Hatori.
I mean, I talk about him all the time... but the hatred..
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"You don't hate me. You raped me"
"STOP USING LOGICAL STUFF AGAINST MY ANGST!"
"...Idiot"
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I've never been called an idiot before. This just intensifies my ansgt.
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"Hey look, she spelt angst wrong"
"I know"
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Last night, I saw Shigure typing an email to Ayame. It was feral.
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"Come on baby, I know you can't wait for tonight to come. I'll see you then, my Machi hating bestfriend slash lover thing"
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That... made no sense... but seriously.
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"Your making no sense, damn rat"
"BUT I AM MAKING LOVE"
"O.O"
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Sometimes, people just can't resist my kinky, angstified body.
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"YUKI I LOVE YOU"
"Machi, I hate you"
"Waaaaahhhh!"
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It was then that I found out, that Machi is related to Momiji.
Which means...
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SHE'S RELATED TO ME!
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Noooo!
How could this be? I kissed her yesterday! Ick!
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"Haha. You kissed Machi"
"SHUTUP YOU FREAKING IDIOT"
"...Piss off"
"Okay"
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Sometimes, it's easier to just agree. That way, you can have kinky sex later.
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Kinky is a special word, you know.
It signifies alot of things.
Like...
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Sex... and binge drinking.
And some other stuff I can't think of right now.
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BUT YOU KNOW THEY EXSIST.
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So, overall... the kinky status is...
KINKYFIED.
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"Will you stop it?"
"Kisa, I've never heard you so desperate for sex before!"
"I... never said anything"
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What is it with people these days?
Is it because I smell like a hobo?
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"Yes"
"Fuck up, Kyo"
"Why should I?"
"Do I have to silence you, MY WAY?"
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Kyo ran away then.
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Haha.
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Akito popped around yesterday, too.
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She said the level of kinkyness was kinkyfied.
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So.. basically..
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"Your ranting"
"Thanks for the update, Akito! Gawd!"
"That's alright"
"O.O"
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KINKYFIED ANGST!
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A/N:
Well, sorry for any spelling mistakes. No spell check.
